I'm bored that's why.
Captain Rex was walking along the corridor minding his own business when Anakin Skywalker came running up to him. This was when the madness that would plague the galaxy begun.
"Rex, I have something to say to you!" Anakin puffed when he caught up to Rex, "The Chancellor has just told me the strangest thing ever!"
"What is that sir?" Rex asked.
"He also wears boxers that have pink love hearts!" Anakin said, "Isn't that funny?"
"If you say so sir," Rex answered pretty sure that Skywalker was on crack or weed or something like that.
"Also you've been given an assignment," Anakin continued, "Not sure what it's about but whatever" Anakin threw a data pad at Rex and walked away.
"Sir, this data pad contains no information." Rex called after Anakin.
"Stupid potato!" Anakin yelled, "I told you! No eggs in my tomato sauce! Eggs in tomato sauce make my socks dry!"
"Sir?" Rex asked, worried about Anakin's sanity.
"The Canadians have it really tough!" Anakin screeched. "They gotta battle mutant cockroaches at four in the morning!"
"Sir!" Rex said slapping Anakin.
"Oh, thanks Rex," Anakin replied calmly, "I didn't have coffee this morning"
"I could tell," Rex said, "What's a mutant cockroach?"
This is going to be a series.