ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS LIVING IN A DUMPSTER IN TORONTO BUT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE FANCY DUMPSTERS WITH CABLE. AND HBO. SO THEN I WENT TO DEMI LOVATO'S CONCERT, AND INVITED HER TO MY CRIB AND DEMI WAS LIKE ONLY IF I GET TO DYE YOUR HAIR THE SAME ATROCIOUS BLEACHED BLOND COLOR AS MINE BUT THEN I SAID "AW HELL NO". I AM ASIAN, I CANT ROCK THAT COLOUR. BUT THEN, I BEGGED HER TO SHAVE MY HEAD BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ~ROMANTIC BUT SELENA AND HER WERE HAVING A DATE NIGHT.
SELENA WAS REALLY EXCITED FOR THE DATE NIGHT AND BOUGHT AN EXTRA LARGE JAR OF PICKLES FOR THE OCCASION, BUT WHEN SHE SHOWED DEMI, DEMI WAS ALREADY PLANNING A PLOT TO THROW THE PICKLES INTO HER BRAND NEW JACUZZI. THIS MADE SELENA FEEL SPECIAL. NO ONE HAS DONE THAT FOR HER BEFORE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY SHE SUGGESTED TO DEMI THAT THEY RAISE THE PICKLES IN THEIR NEW JACUZZI-HOME AS IF THEY WERE THEIR CHILDREN, AND DEMI SAID "WE COULD, BUT IM NOT TAKING CARE OF IT." THIS SEEMED LIKE A GOOD COMPROMISE SO SELENA AGREED AND THEN THEY HAD SEX IN THE JACUZZI WHILE THE PICKLES WATCHED IN HORROR.
THE END.