Chapter 1: She Hates Me

It was the day after they kissed and sang. The demon was gone and everything seemed to be normal.

"Buffy, we need to talk!" Spike said as he ran after his love.

"Spike, there is nothing to talk about!" Buffy walked faster. She wouldn't deny she kissed him.

"Buffy!We kissed back there! What was that?!"

"I'll tell you what it was.... it was a spell!" No it wasn't a spell. She kissed him because Giles was leaving.

"But Buffy it was all Gone With The Wind. With the rising music and the... rising.. music!" Spike couldn't think just then because she was gone.

Music suddenly started.

" Oh bloody freakin' hell!!! Not again!!" He found himself in a dancing position.

Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued

in a trap trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

(Chorus)

she f*ckin hates me
trust
she f*ckin hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

she was queen for about an hour
after that shit got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

in a trap trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

Chorus

that's my story, as you see
learned my lesson and so did she
now it's over, and I'm glad
'cause I'm a fool for all I've said

Chorus

la la la la la la la la la love
trust
la la la la la la la la la love
trust
she f*ckin hates me

"WHY ME!?!" Spike turned around. There was Dawn, Willow, and Tara on the ground laughing.