Luigi: Mario!!!
Mario: Luigi!!!
Luigi: How are you, old brother?
Mario: IÕm fine, thanks! And you?
Luigi: IÕm fine too! What are you doing?
Mario: IÕm just relaxingÉ And you?
Luigi: IÕm playing in a contest! I think I will win something, donÕt you think this?
Mario: Yep! What you will get if you win?
Luigi: A mansion that they say that is haunted!
Mario: Hmmm. If you win that prize, tell me!
Luigi: Okay! WaitÉ
Mario: What?
Luigi: A mail for me!
Mario: Wow! What it is about?
Luigi: It is about the contest, I got the prize, Mario!
Mario: Wow! I will check it out firstÉ to ensure some security!!!
Luigi: Okay then, Mario!
Mario: Good-bye, Luigi!
Luigi: Good-bye, Mario!
Mario: They must be right about saying that the mansion is hauntedÉ
Mario: I better take my old flashlight along, huh?
Mario: And, I should go with the transport tube.
(enter the tube)
(exit the tube)
Mario: Wow! What a mess here!
Mario: They WERE right about the mansion! WAAHHH!
Mario: LetÕs enterÉ carefullyÉ
Mario: ThereÕs the door. There is a mailbox and it have a message.
ÒDear Mario,
Here is Luigi. I will be sending the mansion key with this letter so you can open it.
Best of luck,
Luigi.Ó
Mario: Well, hereÕs the key.
Mario: LetÕs open the doorÉ
Mario: Whoa! What a huge room!
Mario: Hey. WhatÕs going on???
Mario: LetÕs investigate a little.
(turns the flashlight on)
Mario: La la la laÉ my, what a gross idea to give such an antique mansion that hasnÕt been even cleaned as a prize!
Mario: Er, what is behind that door?
(opens)
(find a huge ghost)
Mario: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
Mario: A GHOST!!!
Mario: Whoa, I thought they didnÕt existÉ
Mario: Hehehehehhe.
Mario: But what am I thinking? IÕm laughing at dangerÕs face!!!
Ghost: Hey you! Get me if you can!
Mario: Huh?
Ghost: Mario, right? LetÕs see if I can become a good monster to Bowser and do something not even himself ever did!!
Mario: WHAT!!!! BOWSERÕS BEHIND THIS!!!
Mario: I shouldÕve knew.
(runs from ghost)
(exit the house)
Mario: I better go warn Luigi fast!!!
(enters a warp tube)
(exits a warp tube)
Mario: Luigi! LUIGI!!!!!!
Luigi: Hey! What happened Mario?
Mario: Luigi, I have to tell something. BowserÕs attacking again!!
Luigi: What? Bowser? How did he get energy and felt like being beaten up after we erased his paper form?
Mario: CanÕt tell ya that. Must hurry to BowserÕs lair and kick his @$$.
Luigi: YahÉ
(both enter a warp tube and exit a warp tube)
Mario: HereÕs the lair.
Luigi: Hey. I have to tell somethingÉ I never seen that lair!
Mario: I know, I never showed it to ya. LetÕs enter.
Luigi: Whoa! This is huge. Mario, why didnÕt ya told me about that earlier? I wanted to beat BowserÕs @$$ sometimes too!
Mario: But it was me who starred the gamesÉ how could ya think ya got to know this lairÉ
Luigi: MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Sorry, I got carried awayÉ
Luigi: LetÕs go on anyway.
Luigi: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Mario: What?
Luigi: This castle is unfortunately for us very beautiful, if it just wasnÕt a enemyÕs lairÉ
Mario: Yah, youÕre rightÉ
Luigi: Hey, what is this big door here?
Mario: This? ItÕs BowserÕs room. Get ready, were gonna fight him.
(enters)
Mario: Hey, whereÕs Bowser?
Luigi: I dunno, thereÕs a little note here.
ÒBowserÕs parents or whoever reads this, if you want Bowser back, go to the mansionÉÓ
Luigi: AwwÉ I canÕt believe this is happening!
Mario: Me neither. IÕm troubled. Who is kidnapping Bowser? It isnÕt WarioÕs handwriting, and I never knew BoosterÕs handwritingÉ
Luigi: Anyways, letÕs go to the mansion!
(warping tubes again)
Luigi: Hey! The mansionÕs locked! And thereÕs another note hereÉ
ÒIf ya wanna enter, go find some other way. This door is magically locked, ya canÕt go in by outside.Ó
Mario: Bummer. Hey, maybe they have a back door.
Luigi: LetÕs seeÉ
Mario: Yes! They do! And itÕs unlocked, letÕs come inÉ
Ghost: Welcome. WeÕve been expecting you.
Luigi: Who are you?
(turns the lights on)
Ghost: ARGH!!!!! TURN THE $^@$^@$ LIGHTS OFF!!!!
Luigi: No thanks.
Ghost: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÉ
Luigi: He disappeared.
Mario: No time to talk.
Evil Shelly: Yo mamma is so fat she has to take an airplane just to scratch her neck!
Mario: WHO SAID THAT?!
Evil Shelly: Me!
Luigi: You? Who are you?
Evil Shelly: A very bad Shelly!!!
Mario: Ah yeah? WeÕll see about this.
(cracks the shelly open)
Evil Birdo: Thanks for freeing me. For I am Evil Birdo!!!
Mario: Whoa. What a bummer, Birdos againÉ
Evil Birdo: Hey!! IÕm not your average Birdo! IÕm ten times more powerful!!!
Mario: Ha! Compared to myself, youÕre nothing, I was one hundred more powerful than your former self. Do the maths.
Evil Birdo: YouÕre ten times more powerful than me?!!
Mario: Right-o!!
Evil Birdo: Wah.. IÕll get outta here!
(runs)
Mario: Hahaha, he believed!
Luigi: So you were lieing all the time?
Mario: Oh I am, Luigi! Nothing better than intimidate your enemiesÉ
Luigi: I guess I didnÕt hear that.
Mario: Huh?
Luigi: LetÕs go on, shall we?
Mario: Wait waitty, is it me or this statue looks like Valentina?
Luigi: Maybe youÕre right!
Mario: How can you say that? You never met Valentina!
Luigi: Hehh, you think only you can be the liar here?
Mario: Lol, you must be kiddingÉ
Luigi: Look! ThereÕs another note here.
ÒMario and the other guy,
We from Mario Rpg decided to join forces and make a powerful team against yours!
If you can get your old team mounted again, you would be a challenge to us!
Yours truly,
The SMRPG:LOTSS Evil guys, all of them!
Obs.: We got Bowser! You donÕt have Bowser for your team! HAHHHA!Ó
Mario: You meant it, all the evil guys are here and they kidnapped Bowser, so we need to team up. LetÕs get my cell phone hereÉ
Mario: Mallow? Are you there?
Mallow: Hi Mario! WhatÕs going on?
Mario: Well, we got a problem. The SMRPG:LOTSS evil guys, all of them, have teamed up to beat our @$$. We better team up. Couldja get here to LuigiÕs Mansion and help me and Luigi kick their @$$?
Mallow: No prob, but whoÕs this Luigi?
Mario: HeÕs my brotherÉ
Mallow: Okay. Mallow out.
Mario: LetÕs phone Geno.
Mario: Geno, are you there?
Geno: Who is talking?
Mario: ItÕs me, Mario!
Geno: Ah, you. We had that great adventure years ago. What can I do for you?
Mario: Well, we got a problem. The SMRPG:LOTSS evil guys, all of them, have teamed up to beat our @$$. We better team up. Couldja get here to LuigiÕs Mansion and help me and Luigi kick their @$$?
Geno: No problem, but whoÕs this Luigi?
Mario: HeÕs my brotherÉ
Geno: Okay, IÕm going. Geno out.
Mario: Peach next.
Peach: Hello? WhoÕs speaking?
Mario: ItÕs me, Mario! Are you with free time now?
Peach: Yes, kind of.
Mario: Great. Well, we got a problem. The SMRPG:LOTSS evil guys, all of them, have teamed up to beat our @$$. We better team up. Couldja get here to LuigiÕs Mansion and help me and Luigi kick their @$$? (yes, I copied and pasted this 3 times because IÕm a lazy bastard)
Peach: Okay then, IÕm just getting this cute little taxi to there. Peach out!
Mario: Now theyÕre coming. Just let us wait. Have you brought that portable tv and a gamecube with some games?
Luigi: Hell yeah! LetÕs play while weÕre waiting.
6 hours later of playingÉ
Mario: Man, am I hungry! ArenÕt there anything we can eat?
Luigi: Well, there are these flying guys who keep flying around carrying fruitsÉ
Mario: LetÕs eat fruits from them.
1 hour later of Òfruit catchingÓÉ
Luigi: How many bananas did you get?
Mario: 150! How many apples did you get?
Luigi: 350! How many watermelons did you get?
Mario: 650É how many melons did you get?
Luigi: 400. How much food we got?
Mario: Whoa! 1550. ThatÕs a lot!
Luigi: LetÕs eat a bit and leave some for the others.
2 hours laterÉ
Mallow: Heya Mario!
Mario: WhatÕs taken you so long, Mallow?
Mallow: Yeah, there was this heavy traffic in the road, I got trapped in it.
Mario: Did you seen Peach and Geno?
Mallow: I happen to bring them as well.
Peach: Mario!
Mario: Peach!
Geno: Mario!
Mario: Geno!
Peach: Wouldja show Luigi to Mallow and Geno, Mario?
Mario: Ah, yes. Mallow, Geno, this is Luigi. Luigi, this is Mallow and that is Geno.
Luigi: Nice to meet you two.
Geno and Mallow: Nice to meet you too.
Mario: Okay, letÕs check the equipment.
Mario: Mallow, have your Sonic Cymbals ready! Geno, prepare your Star Gun! Peach, polish your Frying Pan! I have to dust out my Lasy Shell. Uh? Luigi, lemme give you the Ultra boots and the Ultra hammer I used when I was paper form. You can use them, can you?
Luigi: Sure! Now gimmie-gimmie!
Mario: Here. Now letÕs go.
Luigi: Who will we find first?
Mario: If the orderÕs right, here it is.
Mario: Mack, Belome, Bowyer, Punchinello, Knife Guy and Grate Guy, Bundt and Raspberry, Sea Squid, Johnny, Yaridovich, Belome again, Smilax and Mega Smilax, Shelly and Birdo, Valentina & Dodo, Czar Dragon & Zombone, Axem Rangers, Magikoopa, Boomer, Exor, Cloaker & Domino and SmithyÉ Man does that sound hardÉ
Luigi: Hey, letÕs beat Ôem!
Mario: Okay.
Alot of time later.
Mario: We beat all of them!
Luigi: Whoa! This is hard work Mario!!!!
Mario: Ya shoulda know that alreadyÉ letÕs go then!
Luigi: Alright. Hey, thereÕs that wrapped up guy in there?
Mario: Whoa! ItÕs Bowser, heÕs aliveÉ
Bowser: Mario! Thanx for that, dude.
Mario: No worry. Say, did you send a ghost after me by any chance?
Bowser: No, they sent it after you using my name as if I was his ÒgodÓÉ
All: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
Mario: LetÕs go eat a pizza so huge it could squash my house!
All: OKAY!!!
The end!