Naruto's New Years Resolutions 2012
Happy 2012!
I am still working on Team 7 of the Leaf this is just a side project for January! :)
Note: Rookies are age 16, in this story Orochimaru is bad but has not revealed it, no one is dead, and the teams are the ones in team 7 of the leaf but it has nothing with the story
This year New Years was going to be great Naruto decided. Currently he was on his way to the Hokage's tower where Tsunade and his Dad were hosting a New Year's Eve party. Naruto couldn't wait. Maybe this year he would do it! He would achieve his goal!
In his hand Naruto was holding three bottles of soda, under Tsunade's orders to bring some. He almost bought ramen, almost until Hinata had promised to bring some. Thank Kami for Hinata's Ramen Naruto couldn't help but think. It might even be better than Irchiraku's and Mom's!
Just then as by fate Naruto runs into a curtain lavender eyed girl. Slowly as if time was working with him Naruto noticed ramen flying though the air. He acted quickly, how could he leave his ramen, that amazing ramen in peril, there again the maker was in danger too. He used the hand signs of a familiar jutsu creating two more of himself. With one movement he accomplished his task. Throwing the soda to one of the clones, he quickly reached out for the girl, letting the other one catch the precious substance. "My precious" Naruto clone coons over and over again hugging the ramen.
For a second He a temped to join his clone until he notices the stunned look on Hinata's face. Naruto decide against it, slowly helping her stand as a taking the ramen and then dispel his 'odd' clone. He hand's the ramen to Hinata before taking the soda dispelling his last clone
"Wow Hinata that looks great" the young Shinobi states smiling at her, his eyes fixated on the bowl. "Tha-thanks Naruto-kun" The indigo haired girl stutters out, "I ma-made it for you and your dad." Damn it that's right Naruto thought. I am going to have to share!
That's when Naruto comes up with a plan. Operation eat all the Ramen before anyone can touch it. Now how was the young blond going to accomplish this task? Simply try to keep Hinata occupied so she couldn't even let the forth Hokage see it! He decides grabbing her hand and taking off towards the party.
"Remind me again why we are hosting this again?" Minato asked his fellow Hokage as he added another strand of balloons to the walls. "Because Blondie it's our duty as the leader's of this village to throw an amazing New Year's party!" Tsunade yelled punching a fist in the air, showing her excitement or maybe how drunk she already is.
Minato sighs adding more streamers hoping for his wife to get there soon or Shizune, or anyone to keep her away from him. Thankfully the leaf's yellow flash got an answer to his problem has the other two sannin entered the room. "Hi guys" Minato called rushing over to them, an evil grin on his face that even made Orochimaru shiver. "I will just let you guys decorate with Tsunade while I go and check on my wife!" and with that the forth Hokage used his favorite jutsu to leave the room. 'Damn it' Orochimaru and Jiraiya said for the first time thinking of the same thing.
With that the third Hokage walked in the room and the two male sannin used the same grin that Minato had used only moments ago.
Shikamaru decided that he wanted to be that last one to the party that was until his mother started yelling at him to get his lazy ass out of her house. So instead it looked like he was going to be early. Thankfully Kami had been grateful to him and let him run into only Choji and Kiba, if it had been the other member of his team he would have been yelled at, again. Sigh why do women have to be so troublesome the spiky haired ninja though as he walked with his teammates, there again there was a certain blond that might make his opinion different.
Ino and Sakura were walking together towards the tower and they were thinking to the same thing. 'Tonight's the night I'm going do it, tonight's the night I am going to make Sasuke beg for me' both girls had no idea what the other was thinking of course but you never know what the night might hold in store. Later an oddly placed blond with messy hair joined then. Shiho always felt slightly out of place with the group but it was a chance for her to see Shikamaru, soooo. With that the blonde was pulled out of her thoughts to hear a squeal with the other next to her running toward their dark haired 'love'.
The three sand siblings and Matsuri made their way through the streets of Konan, the older of the brothers complaining, the girls talking excitedly, mainly about guys, meanwhile the young Kazakage smirking looking forward to seeing his best friend.
Finally Shino, Neji, and Tenten did it; they made it away from their crazy team leader and his younger clone. All three of them letting a sigh of relieve the walked thought the door of the Hokage's tower to notice one drunken Hokage, and a much older one smirking at the two sannin that he had tied up on the floor as the drunken Hokage tied streamers around them. 'Fuck It all' they all though trying to escape. Sadly fate was not on their side.
"It is time" their leader said staring off ahead, the group nodded preparing for what they had to do. Then the group slowly descended into the walls of the village hidden in the leaves.
Something is off Though Kakashi, slowly the large group of Jonin and Chunnin turned. "We have to keep moving or we are dead meat" Asuma murmured. The others nodded their heads even Anko who didn't want to be at her 'sensei's' wrath.
Finally slowly but surely all the guest arrived at the party around six, Minato and Kushina being the last ones there. Seeing that Tsunade was way past drunk the other Hokages felt it would be best if they took the stage in the mean time the younger of the two couldn't help but notice the lack of ramen and his son. But before action could be taken the older of the two stated "Welcome to Konoha's first ninja New Year's party! Feel free to have as much food as you like, and as long as there is not any collateral damage I don't care." Then with that the oldest of the three Hokages walked off the stage leaving poor ramen deprived Minato with a drunken Sannin.
Tsunade then had her epiphany pushing Minato aside Tsunade in her drunken stupor states "New Years is a time for Resolutions, therefore it's time to make them!" She said throwing a hand in the air the other digging in her kunai pouch with everyone was wondering why it wasn't yet removed.
Slowly her hand pulled out a small notepad, everyone relieved it wasn't a weapon. She slowly wrote something on the pad before holding it up. "I am the princess!" She states "Therefore we are going to play what I want to play! Everyone has to write down there resolution!" The drunken sannin yelled getting groans all across the room admittedly replaced with quite expressions at the look she was giving them. All of them finally complied and slowly started writing them down, even the mysterious looking group in the back all wearing black cloaks and straw hats.
"Why am I doing this?" Deidara asked looking at the leader but still writing something down. All it took was a look from Nagato to shut him up. There were groans from some of the other members but Itachi and Tobi seemed to be enjoying themselves.
Naruto looked long and hard at his paper before writing something with a smirk he knew he would succeed. Hinata was sitting next to him as he was quickly reverting from writing back to eating and so far half way through the ramen Hinata had brought. After a moment she decided and quickly wrote down hers before folding up the paper so Naruto couldn't read it.
The other leaf Shinobi wrote there's down as well, all of them temped to share but deciding not to.
"Okay" the Slug queen said after a minute or two "Now here is the goal of the game to make it happen before midnight!" Everyone looked at her with blank expressions. Wasn't the point to have a whole year? Obviously the Sannin didn't care because she promised if someone was to leave without fulfilling it she was going to personally hunt them down and break them.
With that all of the Shinobi looked around the room at each other, all with the same though 'How the fuck is this going to happen?' With that the Tsunade came around the room gathering the pieces of paper before yelling for them to begin.
With that the confused Shinobi played the princesses game. Meanwhile the Slug sannin started flipping thought the papers.
Naruto- to become Hokage and eat more ramen than my dad
Hinata- to get Naruto to kiss me and take me out
Sakura- to get laid with Sasuke
Sasuke- to kill Itachi
Sai- to understand people more
Kakashi- to read all of Jiraiya's books
Shikamaru- to be lazy
Ino- to get laid, to lose weight
Choji- to eat more
Asuma- to get laid by Kurenai
Kurenai-to get laid by Asuma
Yamato- to scare people
Kiba- to beat Naruto
Shino- to have more bugs
Guy- to beat Kakashi
Lee- to beat Neji
Tenten- to get Neji to notice her
Neji- to lose his seal
Minato- to eat more ramen
Kushina- to be AWESOME
Haishi Hyuga- to be a better clan leader
Jiraiya- to get laid by Tsunade, publish new book (Tsunade of course was too drunk to understand this)
Anko- to get laid by Iruka, eat lots of dango
Iruka- to be an awesome teacher
Orochimaru- to get Kabuto to wear his makeup, to overtake the village hidden of the leaves
Kabuto- to have Orochimaru to stop asking him to put makeup on
Shizune- to have Tsunade to stop getting drunk 'Like that was going to happen she though'
Itachi- to look bad ass in front of his brother, get a girl
Tobi- to be a good boy, cookies!
Deidara- to blow up a big city
Nagato – to find peace
Konan- to end up with Nagato
Kisame- to get a bigger a shark
Sasori- to get more awesome puppets
Kakuzu- more money
Hidan- for everyone to believe in his god
Zetzu- to get a pet pig
Gaara- get a girl
Kankuro- to have better puppets than Sasori
Temari- Shikamaru, bigger fan
Shiho- Shikamaru, super good code
Matsuri- to end up with Gaara
With that Tsunade didn't really want to read anymore slips of paper so she simply put the rest into a pile and smiled talking another sip of sake before trying to complete her own resolution.
The paper in front of her stated Get super drunk and end up with Jiraiya.
A/N- Please review and check out my other stuff! :)
Believe it!- Ginny :)
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