Sonic, Flame, Knuckles, and Salem were in the living room, watching TV when Sticks entered the mansion with a letter in her hands.
"Someone left this in your metal box." said Sticks.
The four turned to Sticks.
"Yeah, the mailman. And what're you doing going through our mail again?" said Sonic.
Flame was confused.
"Again?" He asked.
"She has a tendency to go through our mail every once in a while." Said Knuckles.
Salem took the envelope out of Sticks hands and opened it up.
He read it and became shocked.
"Whoa Flame, the House of Mouse wants you to be the guest of honor at a celebrity roast that they're having on Friday night." Said Salem.
Everyone became shocked.
"Really?" said Flame.
"Oh let me see." Said Knuckles.
He took the letter and looked at it. He then put on a pair of reading glasses.
"Nope still can't read." He said.
Sonic took the letter.
"Give me that." Said Sonic.
He started to read it.
"The Celebrity Roast will be on stage at the House of Mouse, and many well-known celebrities will be there talking about you." Said Sonic.
Sticks smiled.
"Oh I bet they will tell you how great you are." She said.
Salem looked at her.
"Um Sticks do you even know what a Celeberty Roast is?" He asked.
"A bunch of celebrity's get together to have roast pig?" said Sticks.
"Get together yeah, eating roast pig, no." said Salem.
"Celebrities say a bunch of comedic insults about the guest of honor, and the guest of honor takes no offense to the statements. It's considered an honor to be roasted." Said Sonic.
Sticks became confused.
"Why?" She asked.
"I don't know people make lots of money at these things?" said Sonic.
Flame smiled.
"I'm going to be roasted at the House of Mouse." Said Flame.
Everyone became shocked.
"That sounds pretty disturbing on so many levels." Said Sonic.
"Yeah, that's like saying I stole all of Charmcaster's money and spent it all on sushi, which I didn't do." Said Salem.
Flashback
Salem was at a sushi bar; wearing a brown business suit and a blue tie and had lots of money in his pockets. He even pushed some money towards two Japanese guys who were staring at him all funny like.
"We can't give sushi to him, he's a cat." One of the Japanese guys said in Japanese.
"But he's got a pocket full of cash." The other guy said in Japanese.
"But he's a cat." The first guy said in Japanese.
"Oh please, oh please, oh ple-e-e-e-e-ase" Salem thought.
End Flashback
Charmcaster entered the room mad.
"Where'd all my money go?" said Charmcaster.
"Uh…money monster?" said Salem.
He ran off.
"Salem stole all your money and spent it on loads of sushi." Said Sonic.
Knuckles became confused.
"How can you be so sure?" said Knuckles.
"Whenever Salem says he didn't do anything, it usually means he did do something." Said Sonic.
Charmcaster is mad.
"Why that no good cat-"Charmcaster said before being interrupted by Sticks.
"Warlock turned into a cat." Said Sticks.
"Whatever, next time I see him, I'll give him what for." Said Charmcaster.
"The House of Mouse wants to do a celebrity roast on me." Said Flame.
Charmcaster looked at her boyfriend.
"Really?" said Charmcaster.
"Yep, my legacy lives on." Said Flame.
Sonic was looking at the note.
"Hey check it out, the Lord of the dead is going to be at the roast." Said Sonic.
"Lord of the Lead?" Sticks asked.
"Dead." Said Sonic.
"Oh. Who is he?" The Raccoon asked.
"Hades." Said Sonic.
Sticks fainted.
"Does she have any history with Hades?" said Flame.
"She spent lots of years in the wild, she'll probably say that she knows lots of peoples and inanimate objects." Said Knuckles.
"Ah." Flame said.
"Just last week, she claimed to be a friend of Gaston, but it turned out she didn't know him." Said Sonic.
"I see." Said Flame.
"Still, you're the guest of honor at a celebrity roast." Said Sonic.
Flame smiled.
"It will be a great honor to be roasted." Said Flame.
"Just don't take offense to anything anyone says about you." Said Knuckles.
Everyone just stared at Knuckles.
"You're a knucklehead you know that?" said Sonic.
"Yes I am." Knuckles said before realizing what Sonic said, "Hey, I'm no knucklehead."
"You're a knucklehead, knucklehead." Said Charmcaster.
The red guy is mad.
"Well your ugly." He said.
Everyone gasped in shock.
Charmcaster zapped Knuckles but nothing happened.
"Ha, your magic doesn't work on this guy." Knuckles said in a Chris Rock voice.
He became shocked.
"WHY DO I SOUND LIKE CHRIS ROCK!?" yelled Knuckles.
"I could get used to this." Said Sonic.