This is one of the many oneshots form my iPod, and is also going to be stamped on each story that is one!

Love Ray

Perry saluted at Monogram after he gave his mission. He jumped into the jet and took off to DEI. He thought over what Monogram said, curiosity filling him. Why would Doofensmirtz make a love Ray? Again? He shook his head and concluded that he thought it would work this time.

He soon arrived, and broke through the window. He was immediately caught in a rope of, mittens?

He struggled against his binds, but it was no use.

Doofensmirtz walked in from the darkness of the room, twirling a purple gun shaped like a heart on his finger. " Aah, Perry the Platypus, I hope you are comfortable in my mitten trap!"

Perry rolled his eyes at the doctor. Really, Mittens?

He started his backstory, "You see, back in Gimblestump, I was loved by my parents as a young boy. But when Roger came, their attention was directed, concluding to them turning me into a garden gnome and others. So now! I will shoot this Ray through the magnifying glassinator, sending it's rays all over the Tri-State Area, making everyone love me!" the magnifying glassinator was just a magnifying glass.

Again, Perry felt pity for the scientist, but he turned his attention to escaping. He struggled against his binds, releasing his left arm. He used the laser in his watch to cut off the rest.

Doofenshmirtz was staring out the window when Perry smacked him in the face with his tail.

The Ray went flying out of his hand as he hit the ground. The Ray hit the ground on it's trigger, sending a Beam towards the platypus.

It hit him square in the chest, sending him flying into a wall, unconcious.

The Ray shattered from the impact.

Doofenshmirtz slowly got back up off the floor in a kneeling position. He turned to find his nemesis out cold on the ground. He got up fully and walked towards his nemesis slowly. "Perry?" he asked slowly, then kneeled down by his fallen nemesis. He shook his shoulder gently, and his small form vibrated with a groan.

Perry slowly felt conciousness return, and felt a hand on hsi shoulder. He ignored it and slowly sat up. He felt a strange pain in his chest, and when he looked at Doofenshmirtz his eyes turned into pink hearts. Doofenshmirtz realized what happened.

Crud.