Naruto or Inari?

Summary: What if Naruto were a girl for a week; but no ordinary girl a hot and sexy girl that attracts more attention than anyone else. Thus making every guy in town chase after him err her.

Disclaimer: well what can I say? I own my own personality ha tada! (Mini TOUKY bows down at the audience) But unfortunaly I don't own Naruto; GLOOM, GLOOM; but if I did everything would be messed up! (Evil laughs and evil glares at the real author of Naruto)

TOUKYS note: Well this is my first fan fic. If you are reading this means you like Naruto there for you'll love this fan fic and jet despise me as well. Ok let the madness begin!

CHAPTER 1

Well as we all know Konoha isn't the only ninja village so it has allies there for being among them the sand ninjas. This is where the story begins.

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura had just finished their daily training and were returning to Kakashi-sensei to report but as usual Naruto was running thru the gates of the village and bumped into someone but didn't see who, they both fell; Naruto on top of the person. Sakura and Sasuke were trying to help Naruto up but he just stood up and shouted at the person or 'moron' who bumped into him.

NARUTO: "Hey why don't you watch where you're going? You moron!" Naruto still had his eyes closed.

"WHAT?" said Sakura and Sasuke together

SAKURA: "Naruto you idiot! You were the one who bumped into him. Now apologies and help him up!" Sakura slapped the back of Naruto's head making him open his eyes.

SASUKE: "Come on, Sasuke we need to go to Kakashi-sensei to report."

With those last words Sakura and Sasuke left into the village. After blinking more than once Naruto held a hand to the person sitting in the floor thanks to him.

NARUTO: "Here let me help, Gaara. Sorry for tripping you… what's this?" Naruto paused because he saw a very peculiar thing hanging around Gaara's bag which was nothing he would have expected to see.

NARUTO: "I-is that a teddy bear in your pack, Gaara?"

GAARA: "NO!"

NARUTO: "Really then why are you hiding it?" he smiled evilly at Gaara.

GAARA: "shut up!"

NARUTO: "Wait till everyone hears…agrrrh"

GAARA: "you are not to tell anyone, got it?"

When Naruto said 'hears' Gaara stood up in a flash and grabbed Naruto by the neck and started to squish.

NARUTO: "agrrrh… you don't need to strangle me."

GAARA: "if you dare tell anyone I'll…"

NARUTO: "OK. Please just let go… sexy jutsu!"

"Now you would never hurt someone so pretty right"

Naruto started to pout a very cute puppy face when Gaara dropped him on the floor and started to make jutsu hand sings there for to make a sealing jutsu for Naruto.

GAARA: "Seal!"

NARUTO: "Hey moron that hurt! What did you say?" Naruto looked at Gaara who was smiling by now and then looked at his hands "What the… Why do I have a manicure? This is weird and what are you laughing at? I don't see anything worth to laugh at." Naruto then saw that he had very baggy clothes on besides a long stand of hair kept bothering him on in his forehead.

GAARA: "So little girl tell me your name?"

Naruto tried to stand up but the question bounced him right back to the floor. He looked at Gaaras bright grinning face and began inspecting himself.

NARUTO: "What the heck's happened to me I'm a girl; Gaara what have you done to me? This can't be happening I'm delusional"

GAARA: "Idiot just answer the stupid question."

NARUTO: "OK! My name is Uzumaki N-NA- Inari?" 'What the… I even have a girl's name?' "Inari…Inari…INARI! AAAAHHHGGRRRRAHGR! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!"

The now Inari screamed his err her name many, many times to confirm his voice as the same to his name. By now Gaara was laughing his head out then stopped to explain his rules for why he did that.

GAARA: "Stop screaming and I'll tell you why I did this."

NARUTO: (now sobbing said) "Gaara undo this right now and I won't tell anyone 'bout the bear please!"

GAARA: "Hope that teaches you a lesson besides I can't undo the jutsu unless a week has passed. So your name is Uzumaki Inari and you can't tell anyone that you're under a jutsu spell besides not telling anyone about my err secret. Got it?"

NARUTO: "…So this is what I get for trampling you? Oh well as I have no choice… how will I go to school tomorrow and how 'bout training and missions? You are the worst person ever; got it?"

GAARA: "You just have to deal with it and even compromise with your rivals and change all your dates to make knew ones seeya in a week idiot!"

As Gaara walks calmly inside the village Naruto whimpers outside the gates thinking how on earth is he going to do all his daily chores.

"Hey you okay?" A voice said as Naruto stood up to see the gates of the village. As soon as the voice spoke Naruto turns around to see a boy who he knows well Kiba; jet Akamaru stated to bark at him for the reason of being that way.

NARUTO: "Hey no worries I'm fine just keep walking Kiba. 'Kay?"

KIBA: "How do you know my name? Aaaaachchooooo! Oh sorry I have a cold."

AKAMARU: "Grrrrrr…bark! Grrr."

KIBA: "Akamaru stop that I have a headache!"

"So dear lady may I ask what's your name?" said Kiba taking Naruto's hand.

NARUTO: "Err- well my name is Uzumaki Inari…"

KIBA: "…Uzumaki are you related to Naruto? …sniff."

NARUTO: "No, no, no…"he said waving his hands forward "just mere coincidence." When Naruto said this Akamaru stopped barking and gave up the alert sings since none for them heard him.

KIBA: "Well it's getting dark we shall go home now? I'll escort you to yours, please."

NARUTO: "Oh no I couldn't trouble you. I'll go home later; I'm waiting for someone." Naruto waved at Kiba who thought that he had made a new friend and a cute one too. While Naruto sat on the floor thinking of what he had done.

NARUTO: "GOD; what have I done was I flirting with Kiba?" He then got up looked around so no one would see him and ran like crazy home. When he got there he remembered that he had a group meting at 5o'clok which now is 5.30pm.

NARUTO: "Oh shit! The meting! I'm late!"

He then ran towards the meting which was at Sakuras house it was 5.55pm when Naruto arrived breathless and very dirty he opened the door and almost got trampled by his teammates who thought of him err her as a replacement for him; he took advantage of the situation and said that he was going on a secret mission for a week and that Inari was his replacement.

NARUTO: "Hey…huff… sorry I'm late. I'm here for the meting"

KAKASHI: "you? Where's Naruto?"

SAKURA: "I know, he's on a secret mission, right? He told me something 'bout it this morning."

NARUTO: "I think your right. I mean he's the one who told me to come here." Thinking 'oh thank you God I skipped the explaining to everyone 'bout me'

Sakura then stared at Naruto with her big bright eyes very hard like trying to decipher a code hidden inside them but then blinked and said:

SAKURA: "HEY I've never seen you around. What's your name?"

NARUTO: "Phew… well my name is Uzumaki Inari. One question why are we here for I mean the meting for is?"

KAKASHI: "Well we were going to debate on our missions for the season but jet since Naruto won't be here for a week we might as well take a week's vacation. What do you two say?"

SAKURA: "OH, OH YEAH!"

SASUKE: "Whatever just make sure we practice once in a wile okay?"

"YES!" said everyone together.

By now Naruto noticed that Sasuke was dare I say it inspecting every corner of his girlish body and got a little paranoid and started to twitch. Sasuke noticed the girl twitch and asked:

SASUKE: "Are you okay? I mean you are shivering. By the way where are you staying for the night?

NARUTO: "HN? ...oh I'll just stay in Naruto's place he said it was okay."

SAKURA: "Why are you wearing Naruto's clothes Inari?"

NARUTO: "Well… I kind of destroyed my own clothes on the way here and well I took some borrowed" thinking 'man I'll need girl's clothes now'

SAKURA: "Well that's convenient you can come with me and the other girls to the mall and do some shopping it'll be fun! Hey Sasuke why don't you join us tomorrow you can escort us thru all our shopping and maybe criticize everything we try on what do you say?"

NARUTO: "Well an escort would help if he caries all of our shopping bags especially mine no?" (Big smiles)

SASUKE: "If you need me even for that I'll go if you'll all try my pick of clothes okay? (Smirk?)

SAKURA: "Of course we need you even if you won't criticize us we'll love for you to be with us there."

SASUKE: "Is that how you feel, Inari?"

NARUTO: "HN? …oh sure you should come with."

Sakura looked at Sasuke's face he was very concentrated on Inari's answer. She couldn't take the pressure and turned a little red on the cheeks then Kakashi noticed the pressure and spoke before anyone would chop someone's head of.

KAKASHI: "Well you guys is getting late so you two must get home and Sakura to bed; no?"

NARUTO: "RIGHT! HOME BED GOOD!"

At the door they putted on their shoes and went outside there Sasuke asked something very strange jet in Naruto's state of sleepiness normal.

SASUKE: "I'll escort you to Naruto's place it's on the way anyhow. Okay?"

NARUTO: "SURE?"

Naruto was very sleepy by now and didn't' know that he said "yes!" sort of but during their trip to his house Sasuke tried to make conversation but the sleep was winning before they got to his house he collapsed and Sasuke was more than happy to carry a very lovely girl to an apartment but not to Naruto's so he'd just take her there and not to ask questions. On Naruto's front door he woke up just suddenly and jumped from Sasuke's grip around him.

NARUTO: "Where… how we get here? Oh I'm so tired. Thanks for the help but its too late for formalities so bye!"

With those words Naruto opened the door and went in like a flash and shut it quickly. You could say he even taped Sasuke's nose with it.

SASUKE: thinking 'well this will be fun.'

After knowing that Sasuke was gone Naruto laid in his very comfy bed by now it only took 'bout five minutes to fall into a very deep sleep which only broke with the sunrise of the other day nothing or no one could wake him in the middle of the night today.

As Naruto slept everyone who had just meet him as Inari were very bothered or either very impressed by him err her being so pretty jet mysterious. Naruto was the only person in their team who slept peacefully that night and very comfy in his bed (after a day like that…)

TOUKYS notes: weeee weeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeh what a ride oh well i hope you all are enyoing my first fic because if you aren't i'll...i'll let my inner Touky demon out to chop all of your heads off hahahahahahahahaha! My real name shall never be consiled because of some info on myself i don't whant someone to know 'bout. you all can adress me as Touky's master or just TOUKY so read and review or else MY INNE TOUKY IS GOING TO KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE FOR NOW.