"lol fuk mi" Asshton sayd 2 Michaal all suductuvely lyk
"suree bby" micheel sayd bakk
So dey were fukkin w/ Asshton on top bc y not
M icheel wuz much exite 5 sex bc virgin so dey startd fukkin on da couch
Ronni Rake cums up behind dem all creppi bc Ronni
" . plz leve" Asston waz pissd Ronni
"y iz u b her?" Micheel asskd Ronni
"i herd sum1 sai "Mic" dats mi nikknam bc micstands" Rake waz coonfussed
"gtfo"
So ronni lef all sad & stoff
So da 2 of dem finsh fukkin quiikcly bc virginz
Luke shoes up
"watcha guyz doin?" he asskd eatin hiz pizza dat he stole frm Ryan Ross
"hehheh n-n-nothin muhh bro" Asston waz stutterin awww
"each othr" Micheel sayd w/ no shame
"knew it. Calcum owes mi 5 kangaroos" Luke says
"where wood he git 5 kangaroos from?" Asston asskd
"his dad owns a kangaroo farm," Luke explained, "even if he didn't I'm sure he could catch a few"
Calcium cums in threw da bakkdoar
"whre wuz u man?" Luke asskd
"fukkin Alex Gasgkarth" Calcium says
Luke waz hurt dat Calcium had fukkd anothr
"Y Tho?"
"bc he's hawt and luvs us" Calcium sayd gettin sum milk from da fridge
"oh" Luke waz dissapoint "I thought you sayd you weren't gay thouhg" Luke had wantd to ask Calcium out butt hi had sayd he was straight as a ruler
"I changd my mind, I really jus need dat vitiman D"
Calcium opend da milk 2 drink it when Brendon Urie slithered in the room, hissing and took thev milk from Calum's hands
"SHHHHHHHHH" Brendon hissd in Calcum's ear
Brendon looked at the four of them the entire time he slithered out of the kitchen
As soon as they made sure Brendon was out of the house, they locked to doors and duck -taped the windows shut
"wtf was that?" Luke was scurrd
"idk man i just dk" Calcium conforted him by puttin a hand on hiz shouldr
Luke shruggd it away bc hurt that he fukkd Alex
"remind me to nevr tour w/ dem" Asston sayd
"im goin to bed" Luke left to go to hiz room and cri
"im gonna go fukk Asston again" Micheel sayd dragging Asston to hiz room by hiz shirt
So Calcium was alone
After sobbing 4 lyk 5 hours Luke calld up Jack frm All Tyme Low
"JAckk" Luke cryd
"Luke? it's like 2 am wtf do u want i wz fukkin Alex"
"srry. Butt alex iz fukkin Calcium" Luke sayd
"oh." Jack sayd sadli
"srry"
"s'ok wanna fukk?" Jack asskd "ya kno 2 git back dem"
"sure"
So dey met up and fukkd
The next day Jack and Luke left both their bands to create "All Time High" and work on their album "10 Seconds Of Winter"
It was a band of only ex- guitarists, and they even got Ryan Ross to join.
Alex joined 5sos and left rian and zack to create their band "Out Of Sync" and release their album "2 Directions"