Mike Morningstar was striding gallantly down the sidewalk. He took a sip of his rich red wine and sighed a delighted sigh.

"Oh my my, but what a beautiful morning," he said. Little birds landed on his perfectly coiffed hair and sang charming melodies.

"HEADS UP MORNINGSTAR!" someone cried. Mike glanced up to find a growing shadow descending upon him and blocking out the sunlight.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !" he screamed as his assailant landed on top of him and they both collapsed to the ground.

"LEVIN!" he cried, his hair sagging in annoyance.

"MORNINGSTAR!" shouted Kevin and he leapt to his feet. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE I WAS JUMPING AND YOU WERE IN MY WAY YOU GREAT SPARKLING FAIRY!?1111"

"Now hold on just a diddlydarn minute," Michael said, raising a "lemme-explain-u-a-thing" finger and wagging it in a taunting fashion. "My good fellow, YOU are at fault for your actions have been moooooost absurrrrddddd. People like you need to be—"

He was cut short as a giant butterfly swooped down. Beautiful sexy Cooper was riding the butterfly and he extended a hand.

"Come with me," he said in a beautiful voice. Michael, entranced, stared in admiration. He preared for departure. But just as he thought he was going to be saved, Cooper and Kevin grasped hands and flew off together, leaving Michael behind, very sad and very much alone. He watched as his only chance at salvation disappeared and then he collapsed and sobbed because nobody loved him not even edric nor stella nor trina they all hated him and the onLY ONE WHO EVER LOVED HIM WAS FERRIS BECAUSE FERRIS WAS OLD AND WISE LIKE DOOBLEDORE ALSO HE HAD A NICE HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE AND SPARKLY EYES THAT CRINKLED UP AT THE CORNERS WHEN HE SMILED AND HE WAS SO NICE AND ALSO JEWISH

MIKE CRIED

ALSO UNICORN SECRETLY

MIKE CRIED MORE BECAUSE HE LIKED TO CRY ALSO NOBODY LOVED HIM EXCEPT FOR FERRIS AND GUESS FREAKING WHAT

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omg look at that moving platform I hope lin does not die

no I am not on drugs but where i can get some!111111?/?/1/1/1/!?/1?!

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