1)
" Hey Victoria, do you wanna have some fun?" Sting asked while wiggling his eyebrows." Sure, I'm bored anyway, so what did you have in mind?" I asked. Then he picked me up and took me to our bedroom.
3 hours later
"DIE BEE BOY DIE!"
"HOW MANY TIMES AM I GONNA WIN?! SHIT YOU GOT ME!"
" MUHAHAHAHA"
2)
" Stingy-bee where are you!" I yelled. Then I saw a trail of~ wait are those kiwi skins? I followed the trail and opened Lily' s door. He turned and looked up, dropping another kiwi skin." The fu-" I was interrupted by Lily grabbing another kiwi and stuffing it in his mouth. " Hey Lily, you wanna go to a buffet with me?" I heard a thump and crash." I'M COMING!" Yelled Sting.
3)
"Erza, how many pictures of you and Sting do you have?!" I asked." Enough to last forever."
10 minutes later
" VICTORIA! Stop running I'm going to kill you!"
Holy crap it's Natsu and Gray!" Natsu! Gray! Fight Erza for me!" I yelled as I ran into Laxus' room." Why is Erza running and yelling at you?" Laxus asked calmly. He Sting, and Gajeel were playing cards for some reason." I destroyed all the pictures of her and Sting."
Laxus walked over to me and shook my shoulders" Are you insane!?" " Yes now HELP ME!"
4)
"FIRE! FIRE IN THE KITCHEN!" Sting screamed as he tackled me." Sting! You tried to cook?" I asked." Yes but that's not the point!" " I hate you." " You love me." " Shut up."
5)
" Come back to bed or you'll get sick again!" Yelled Sting as I ran." NEVER!" I yelled back as I ran into Gajeel's room. I closed the door quick and turned around to see Gajeel walking out of his bathroom in nothing but a towel." Ah! Gajeel put some pants on!"" Ah! Get out of my room!" Sting burst through the door and asked," Why are you scre- HOLY SHIT GAJEEL PUT SOME PANTS ON!"
6)
"Stingy-bee I choose you!" I yelled.
" PantherLily I choose you!" Yelled Gajeel.
"Aww! Look they're cousin bonding!" Exclaimed Mira-Jane.
" What are they doing?" Asked Yukino.
Rouge replied," I don't care."
7)
" What are you lookin' at?" Sting asked." This rubber bracelet. It says ' One school One goal: stop drugs and bullying.'" " WTF that's two goals!" " Indeed." " Do you wanna start a mob and destroy your school?" " Maybe."
8)
" Did Natsu and Gray hold her off?" I whispered so she wouldn't hear and find us." No, so the four of us are screwed." Explained Gajeel. Laxus then randomly stated," She can't kill me, I'm batman!" Sting said otherwise," Dude, yes she can you idiot!"
" I can hear you breathing." Exclaimed Erza.
"Oh shit RUN!" Yelled Gajeel.
9)
"Sting, we are not going to Gray's ice bar!" I yelled as he was pulling me out the door." Why not?!"
"Cause' you just want to see the sex room!" " No I- actually yes I do."
10)
"Gajeel, why were you at Anna's house?" I asked as he walked through the front door." To help her and Gray get revenge." He stated bluntly. Just then Sting walked into the living room and said," Victoria~ Since Gajeel's not here you wanna- oh shit hey Gajeel!" "Gajeel I know what this looks like but it's not!" "It's exactly what it looks like!" Gajeel yelled as he jumped on the table,"you guys are having a party! I'll call everyone." "At least he's stupid." Concluded Sting." Indeed" I agreed.
11)
Sting carefully lay Victoria's sleeping self on their bed and tried not to wake her. Just then he heard two voices," She exhausted from the series of missions?" Asked Gajeel and Laxus added," How bad was it?" Sting chuckled softly," as bad as Fifteen Erza's and yeah she is." They all looked at her when she stirred in her sleep. She lifted her hand up and then muttered,"give me my cheese its." They all burst out laughing and then shut up to make sure she wasn't awake. And then started laughing again.
12)
"Stingy-bee!" "Yeah."
"Stingy-bee!" "Yes."
"Stingy-bee!" "What?!"
"STINGY-BEE!" "WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?"
I turned and looked at him straight in the eye." Hi there!"
I said winking. I only said that cuz I kinda forgot what I was gonna say...
"Victoria," Sting started, a horrified expression on his face," turn around." I did while asking," What's the mat-" I stopped myself because in front of me, Natsu was eating the last snicker doodle of the batch Anna gave us. Then Sting and I turned into our dragon force modes and kicked his ass. Never touch a dragons snicker doodle. Never.
13)
"Ok Sting, Laxus, Gajeel, what movie are we watching?" The three of them turned to look at me with scary faces." Friday the thirteenth." I made a muffled squeak, from me covering my mouth, and ran into Lily's room." Victoria, what's wrong?" I jumped until I realized it was PantherLily." The guys are gonna make me watch a scary movie." I said weakly shuffling my feet." Says the girl who kills zombies and gets into wars." Exclaimed Lily as he flew to meet my eyes. I hugged him and then an explosion bust the door open. Then I yelled,"WHO TRIED TO MAKE POPCORN?!" Sting then came through the door and raised his hand a little," That would be me."
" You can't cook for shit can you?" "No I cannot.."
14)
"Victoria!" Yelled Gajeel as he ran after me." How did we get in this mess?!" Asked Laxus as we ran from Erza's wrath." I don't know just follow me!" Then we all ran to Rayla's house and through her window. She fell off her bed and yelled," WTF are you doing here?!" I explained,"we need to hide from Erza."" Oh okay then," she looked out the window,"you might want to go through the back door..." We looked out the window and saw Erza glaring at us." HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE KEEP FINDING US?!"yelled Gajeel"DOESN'T SHE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO!?" Sting asked.
15)
"Yay we can finally go to the ice club!" Sting exclaimed as we got out of the van uncle Metalicana drove." Don't get to carried away, Anna invited us for karaoke Friday with all our friends, so if you dragons eat everything I'm gonna kill you and Lily will assist me." I all saluted as we walked in the bar. Then we saw Gray singing,"'Cause baby, you're a iiiiiicework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, oh, oh, oh
As you shoot across the sky
Baby, you're a iiiiiicework
Come on, let your colors shine
Make 'em go, oh, oh, oh
You're gonna leave 'em falling down~"
Lets just say no more karaoke night..." Why did we even agree to come?" Asked Laxus as he pinched the bridge of his nose. Then Gray started stripping. Both Sting and Gajeel went," whooooa." As they each covered my eyes before his 'evening underwear' was torn off.
16)
"Hey Victoria! Do you know who stole the last cookie cause I was saving that!" Sting asked through the phone." Nope, but maybe you should ask Natsu."" K." Then he hung up. Gajeel and Laxus were sitting next to me in the van with uncle Metallicana driving when they all asked,"You stole the cookie didn't you?"" You will tell no one or I will kill you." The all slightly shivered. I could feel it." You wouldn't really kill us right?" Laxus asked nervously." Did I destroy half of the GMG arena with my weakest magic?" "Uh, yeah."" Then you will not speak a word."
17)
"GRAY! MAKE NATSU SHUT UP!" Anna yelled as she kept on smacking Natsu for all the talking he wouldn't stop doing today." Sting shouldn't we beat him up to?" Sting looked like he had an idea, he walked over to Gray and whispered something that made Gray happy. Then Gray walked over to where Anna was starting to punch Natsu because he got her journal and started reading it... They kinda sounded more like notes for Pokemon. Then Gray froze Natsu's mouth shut." That should do it." We all nodded our heads in agreement.
18)
Victoria was sitting in the guild at the bar looking kinda depressed. Today is Valentines day and everyone was putting a party together with Mira instructing them. Gajeel wasn't at the guild but that didn't surprise anyone. Erza and Mira noticed Victoria's state so they went over to start a conversation." Hey Victoria, what's wrong?" Asked Erza. Victoria's hair shadowed her eyes as she just sat there, not even acknowledging them. Mira then stated," I know what you need! A boyfriend!" Victoria still didn't budge. Then Natsu and Laxus looked deadly. They both yelled," Sabertooth!" As Gajeel walked in pulling Sting, who was holding Lector, by the back of his shirt. Sting then asked," What the hell Gajeel?! What do you need me for anyway that involved me to stop getting chocolate from my fans?!"
Victoria then turned and saw Gajeel at the last minute before he put the blonde in front of him. Sting and Victoria looked at each other and were shocked. Then Victoria stood up, walked past Sting, who just kept staring at her, up to Gajeel then asked viciously as Sadistic returned into the world," the fuck you doin manhandling my boyfriend?" Then used her red and black lightning to shock him. Then returned to normal. She spun around saying," Stingy-bee!" With fake bubbles around her. Then Sting did the same. When they hugged, everyone was still in shock, while anime roses surrounded them. That is why Valentines day was the weirdest day of the year when they found out of their past relationship.
19)
We kept running until we saw Anna's house, and climbed through her window. We all got in and closed it before the devil could catch us. Then we all turned and saw Anna and Gray making out on the bed." Whooooa." We said at the same time. They both jumped away from each other then sighed in relief." What is so important that you interrupted us?" Asked Gray. He still had some bruises from Erza's beating. Laxus didn't waste time to answer," Erza, she's trying to kill us all!" "Why did you come here?!" Screamed Anna as she went into her closet. I continued explaining," we need a place to hide until she thinks we left the country and- whoa Anna, that is bad ass." Anna came from her closet with a strawberry cake launcher." We'll hold her off, so just keep running." We turned to go but saw Erza coming in." SHIT RUN!" Yelled Laxus as we turned to go through the door. We kept on running and soon saw Erza behind us with strawberry cake in her hands eating it.
20)
"Gramps, where the hell are we?" Asked Laxus. I was wondering the same thing." We're at a casino!" Exclaimed the short man." Where we will play poker, roulette, and have fun at a water park! Well this should be good! I get to see all the beautiful woman!" That got him smacked." We'll we shouldn't wait any longer, lets go in!" Alexis yelled. Sting is creeping me out, he keeps looking at me like I'm gonna wear a two piece or something, like Gray with Anna. Creepy.
21)
"WHO THE HELL DRANK MY DANIMALS?!" I yelled as I burst into the room. All the guys slumped in their chairs as I glared at them." Stingy-bee~~" I said in my sweetest voice, activating my chibi dragon eyes," do you know who drank them?" He started sweating and then yelled," IT WAS ME! I DID IT! KILL ME IF YOU MUST!" WTF?
22)
"Wanna go for another round?" Sting asked." Sure." I agreed." Mira! Four beers over here!"" Coming!" We were all sitting in the guild when Sting's face turned into a grave one. I whispered,"what's wrong?"" Take a sniff." He commanded." Ok?... Oh shit." Then the doors burst open." Oh shit indeed." Sting added. Then I yelled," FUCK! WE'RE FUCKED!"
23)
"Why are they so loud?" I asked Sting as I heard the sounds from Gajeel's room." I don't know go ask." I got up, went out the door, and in front of Gajeel's room. I opened the door and yelled," GAJEEL! LEVY! STOP YELLING AT THE MOVIE! THEY'RE GONNA GO INTO THE CLOSET! THEN THEY'RE GONNA GET EATEN BY THE ALIEN!"" AW! You ruined the movie!"" Good." Then I went back to my room and laid next to Sting. Then they started yelling again. Sting and I both hit the wall and yelled,"SHUT UP!" Then went to sleep.