Smily: Alright, I do not own Gundam Wing, nor do I own Sailor Moon. People up in higher places do.

Keemwe2: I WANTGUNDAM WING!!!!!!!!!!

Smily: If ANYONE gets anything, I'd get Wufei, Heero, and Darien.

Keemew2: Darien's mine, along with Quatre, Trowa, and Duo, in that order.

Smily: Well, we had better start the story, the vultures are coming.

Keemew2: OK

Smily: BTW, I don't know Serena's parent's American names, so, I will be using their Japanese names.

Darien's In Trouble

Ch.1

"Serena, honey, you've got mail." Ikuko Tsukino said from Serena's door.

"Mom, you sound like a computer. Who's it from?" Ikuko got a mischivous twinkle in her eyes.

"It's from someone with dark hair, blue eyes, I believe your father wants to cram a gun down his pants, and my family generally disapproves, as does your brother."

"Mom, my uncle doesn't know about him. He's been to busy with the war, and he'd probably kill Darien if he found out, especially if he found out about RINI. (A/N her parents know that she's Sailor Moon and all that). But, anyways, I..want..my..letter..please."

"Sure, here you go." Serena frantically opened up the letter.

"I haven't had any phone calls from him since he left." Ikuko rolled her eyes, 'young love, I wish I had that again' she thought. Suddenly she saw Serena's eyes water and her chin crumble.

"What's wrong Serena?" Ikuko asked. Serena looked up and handed the letter to Ikuko.

"Read it, it will explain all your questions." She whispered. Ikuko's eyes widened when she read what had been written.

*Letter*

Dearest Serena,

I am sorry that I haven't told you this sooner, but, for the past six months, I have been living with another woman. She started out as my roommate, but a couple months ago, it got to be serious. We went on a couple dates, then two days after I got back, we kind of got drunk. The next morning, imagine my surprise when I wake up and she's next to me, in bed, naked. I am sorry for the fact that I didn't tell you when I was in Japan. My main reason for coming there during break was to fess up to the truth and let you know, but, as you know, I-we, got kind of side tracked with each other. I hope that we can still be friends and that your family will decide to let me live a moderately peaceful life.

Darien

"Oh, dear." Ikuko whispered. "Why don't you go over to my sister's house, it will get you away from your father and Sammy when they hear of this. Plus, I think that my sister and co. will find out eventually, and it would be best heard from you, with the letter."

"I guess." Serena whispered as she left with the letter in her hands.

At the Outers place

The Inner Scouts were just arriving at the Outers mansion to drop off Rini when Serena arrived. Amara was the first to notice that Serena was there.

"Kitten, what brings you over to our place?" She asked. Neptune noticed the piece of paper in Serena's hands.

"Is that a letter from Darien I see in your hands, Princess?" She asked, meaning it for a joke. Imagine every ones surprise when Serena broke down crying.

"Kitten, what's wrong?" Amara asked. Serena grabbed Amara's shirt front.

"Aunt Amara, he-he-he-he-WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"He who, he what, he…….?" Serena just shoved the letter into her hands.

"Read." Was all that she said in response. Amara's face went white when she read it.

"Kitten, you know that I'm going to kill him."

"That's a given."

"Your father's going to throttle him.'

"Yep."

"Heero's going to shove his gun where the sun don't shine."

"Amara!" Michelle said, while trying to block out the mental image in her head.

"That's all right Michelle, he'd do it, and more. He'd shoot the entire round and then get more bullets." Serena stated.

"Your brother's going to castrate him" Amara continued.

"That's him, he'd do it. And he wouldn't use his katana, he'd use a dull butter knife, that's rusty."

"Amara-papa, Michelle-mama, what's castrate?" Hotaru asked innocentely, Rini was next to her as she asked and echoed the question. Michelle blanched, then glared at Amara.

"Any more, Amara, the couch." Amara grinned.

"Don't worry, that's all I was going to say, but….." She looked at Serena hesitantly. "You *DO* know what *HE"S* going to do?" Serena blanched.

"You wouldn't. You *know* that he'll blow. You're his sister, you know him better than I do."

"Yeah, but you're his favorite niece." Amara then noticed something strange. "Wait a second, if you and Darien aren't together any more, pray tell why is Rini still here?"

"It could be that they'll get back together, that's what happened with Diamond." Ami interjected. Serena looked even more fragile and afraid at the moment.

"Actually, Ami. There's another reason everybody's going to be hunting down Darien."

"And what exactly is that reason, niece oh mine?" Amara asked through clenched teeth.

"I'M PREGNANT, O.K. HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Actually, no, I'm not, he's not even worthy of hell at this time." She stopped for a second. "I can't tell my brother what that #%^#%, %^%&%, (&(&(*& #$^^$#, ))(&^%%%, @@$%% ,^#%%&$^$, *&^*^^ ^^&(, &$$ $#$, &**&$………."she said. Everyone's eyes were wide with shock. "Amara," Michelle said through clenched teeth, "It's the floor for you tonight." Amara's face blanched then reddened, then fell when she realised what she had done.

"WAIT ONE SECOND HERE!!!!!" Ray shouted. "What do you mean by 'Aunt Amara', Serena? And if she *is* your aunt, why didn't you ever tell us, especially when we first met them? And what do you mean, by pregnant. Plus, your brother can't weild a katana, much less castrate someone with a rusty, dull butter knife. He couldn't hurt a fly."

Amara's, Michelle's, Hotaru's, and Serena's eyebrows were raised in shock. "OH, that's right, you don't know about my brother."

"Meatball head, of course we know your brother, your brother is Sammy, he lives with you, the annoying little brat. Remember?"

"Not this brother. He was raised in the L5 colony cluster. He's dad's first kid, and was raised to be clan leader. He's also a scholar. He's Chang Wufei."

"The Gundam Pilot!!!!!!!!!" Mercury shouted. "That would make the afor mentioned Heero, Heero Yui. So, that means that you know the other pilots as well."

"Really, can you introduce us, Quatre is ssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!! Don't you agree Amara, Serena, guys." Mina exclaimed.

"Uh, sure, yeah, whatever you say." Serena replied, sweatdropped. Amara just got a look of horror on her face at her sudden thought.

"NO, NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS. HE'S MY BROTHER FOR #$%$ SAKE. THAT'S DISCUSTING. THE ONLY TIME THAT I EVER THOUGHT HIM CUTE, WAS WHEN HE WAS A BABY!!!!!!!! Well, check that," gets this sudden look on her face that reminded everyone somehow of Serena when she sees bunnies", he'll forever be

a little cutie pie to me." Everybody looked at her like she was nuts, and stepped back slightly. "You know, I haven't seen him since he was………ten. ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!"(A/N I know, she's a little OOC here. K2: all my idea!!!! ^-^ smily: Not, who's the author?)

To Be Continued

Smily: Next time on 'Darien's In Trouble', the guys find out about the letter and try to keep it from Quatre. Wait, what's this, Pluto's helping Darien? Why? Watch for the next chapter on 'Darien's In Trouble.'

Keemew2: I thought we agreed that we wouldn't tell them until the next chapter. And all the good ideas were mine!!!!

Smily: Not, You didn't come up with Amara's and Serena's conversation.

Keemew2: But I did come up with the dull butter knife.

Smily: FINE, it's 50/50