A/N: So this is an edited version of a one-shot by PercyPortalPotterPriorPlumbobs. It was modified to include a little bit more Jeyna, and anti-Octavian. Enjoy! (Fun fact: This was based off of Zaz's Latin homework)

At Camp Jupiter- Jason's POV (When he's about 14)

I was bored in his latin class. I was working on his worksheet, class was still going on. So I started to review it.

We stayed on the mountain for a long time
In monte diu manebamus

The solders will soon break camp
Milites castra mox movent

My ADHD stared acting up and I repeatedly clicked my pen. That Octavian kid was really getting on my nerves.

Lucius, Are you holding the small animal?
Luci, Tenesne parvum animala.

Pretty sure that one was right. (A/N: It's not -_-)

Girls, warn the farmer: there is a fire in the woods.
Puellae, agricolam monete: Sunt ignis in silva.

Maybe I should let them all die instead. Yeah, with Octavian. I glimpsed at the new girl Reyna, daughter of Bellona. The one time I had tried talking to her

Our father saw the long river in Spain.
Noster pater longum flumen in Hispaniā vidit.

Good for him. Now can I please get out of this hell-hole.

My brother is sitting on the small bridge.

Why. Should. I. Even. Care. If. your. brother. is. sitting. on. the. small. bridge.

Okay that's it. I got up and walked right out of the schooling building and into the woods. It was a lot better than class, thats for sure. I had just learned how to harness my power of flight, so that provided entertainment for a while. Until I got stuck in a tree. With a Hydra underneath. Just my cruddy luck

I don't even know how it happened, it was all a blur. I knew I shouldn't have left the forum, but Latin is just soooooooo borrrrinnngggg. "AUXILIUM: NUNC" I desperately wanted to scream, but a true Roman never shows weakness. Even if I wasn't helpless, I didn't even have any weapons on me for Mars' sake!

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Reyna approached me, crap. "Jason, his long have you been up there?" Five hours.

"Just a few minutes" I responded.

"You've been gone for five hours" She responded. Minotuar poop.

"Okay, but there was this big scary-"

"The hellhound left three hours ago" Gods, she knew everything. "Here, lets get you to the infirmary. You've been pretty scratched up. What were you thinking leaving the Forum without a weapon? You know what don't answer that."

Naturally, being in front of the girl who I'd had a crush on for a year now, I'd like to think I did the mature thing. In reality it was more like this "Aedijeauigrferyuivaweryfuhiaegfyuhbvajiehlui?efbserafv,wrfgq3rh.m :LJtfrds?"

Which she translated to "No Jason, a pen sword is a bad idea, now lets get you home" Pen sword…