First Inazuma Eleven fanfic. Starring Midorikawa Ryuji…

Midorikawa: Why me?

You are my newest obsession…

Midorikawa: O-O

Anyway, enough talk. On with the story!

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Summary: When Reize falls into a hole that seems to appear out of nowhere, instead of Wonderland he's supposed to end up in, the Gemini Storm captain finds himself in a strange world, where he is called 'Raleia', and everyone is out for his head. Just what the hell is going on?

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Interesting summary, no?

Midorikawa: Why don't you use Fubuki? He's your favourite character too!

I have my own reason. Now! Do the disclaimer!

Midorikawa: Are you talking to me?

Get on with it!

Midorikawa: Sadomasochist2716 does not own Inazuma Eleven. But any OCs exist in this fic belong to her.

Thanks, Midori-chan! Also, there is a warning for this chapter! Look out for Midori-chan's, or Reize's language!

Midorikawa: ...what?

-grins- The reason will be revealed in the story. Now, enjoy, minna ~

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How The Mess Starts

No one but Reize knew it, but before Gemini Storm was sent out to destroy school, Reize had gone to a weird adventure. A really weird one.

It all started on a fine day. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, but of course, seeing that Aliea Gakuen was all the way in Mt Fuji, the aliens couldn't really know how fine the weather was. So let's just forget all about the weather description above and get on with something else. Like how Reize started his day.

No alarm clock, of course, because Reize was too badass for alarm clock. He just woke up when he felt like it. Yawning like a cat, stretching like a cat, the greenette then brought his hand up and rubbed his eyes, all the while trying to figure out who he was, where he was and what he was.

Yes, people, Reize, the hardcore captain of Gemini Storm, indeed suffered temporary memory lost whenever he woke up. Kind of sad, really.

Anyway, once he had woken up and was still in the state of trying to remember everything he needed to remember, Reize slowly, oh so slowly, made his way out of his room, completely forgotten that he was still wearing his pajamas, and his hair was down in waves. He didn't even bother to wear his slippers, or anything that could keep his feet warm, but seeing that Reize's mind had yet to turn on, the greenette just wondered why his feet felt so numb.

"Good morning, Captain!" Diam greeted Reize when he walked past, only to be stared at by those blank dark eyes.

"Fuck off." And Reize's mumble came as a shock to the brunette, who just stood there gaping as Reize continued his little journey to...somewhere.

And before you start wondering why Diam was so shock at seeing Reize like that, then allow me to tell you. Usually, it only took Reize ten minutes to turn on his brain, and because of that, no one knew of his morning memory lost. But, today was different. It took longer for his mind to wake up, which explained why Reize was wandering aimlessly around Aliea Gakuen, wondering where the heck he was. And who he was.

"Reize, what are you wearing?" Of all the people he could stumble into, Reize had to stumble upon the three captains of the master rank teams, who were all looking at the pajamas-wearing greenette with their eyebrows raised. Instead of getting on his knee and greet them properly like he usually did, Reize just stared at his superiors blankly, before opening his mouth...

"What are you staring at, dumbasses?"

...and shocking the three other captains with a single sentence.

"What was that?" Burn snapped, couldn't believe in his own ears. Did Reize really just sneer at them venomously?

"And who the fuck do you think you are?" Reize loudly exclaimed, didn't seem to care that his volume, along with his sentences, were causing a scene, as those who were around just gaped at him in disbelief. But hey, his mind was still out of this world after all, so we couldn't blame him for rudely pointing at the Prominence captain's face. "Don't think just because you have weird-ass hairstyle that I will be afraid of you!"

"Weird-ass hairstyle." Gazel sniggered, earning himself a glare from Burn.

"There's nothing funny about this!" The Prominence captain shouted at the captain of Diamond Dust.

"Yeah!" Reize also joined in, now pointing at Gazel. "There's nothing to be laughing about, pea-brained Snow White!"

It was Burn's turn to laugh his head off, while Gazel looked like he was going to murder Reize in cold blood. Not that Reize cared, really.

"Reize, what's gotten into you?" Gran frowned, reaching out to touch Reize's shoulder.

Bad move.

Before anyone knew it, Gran was already thrown over Reize's shoulder and crashed to the ground painfully. People's jaw dropped lower to the floor. They didn't know Reize could do that!

"DON'T THINK BECAUSE YOU ARE GOOD-LOOKING, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!" Reize started to cackle maniacally. "NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME! NOT EVEN MYSELF! MHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

With that, he started running away, all the while laughing like a mad scientist, leaving behind the stunned 'aliens', all of them were wondering what the hell was wrong with the greenette.

Back to Reize, who was running out of Aliea Gakuen while laughing maniacally ('Why am I laughing?' He wondered, but just shrugged it off in the end. 'Well, doesn't matter. It's fun laughing like this. Mhuahahahahaha!'). The snow didn't seem to bother him, and so did the cold. The truth was, Reize didn't know where exactly he was heading, but the feeling of running excited him, so he kept his speed. Not to mention, it helped his mind to turn on...

...oh. He remembered now...

...The person with 'weird-ass' hairstyle was Burn-sama...

...The 'Snow White' was Gazel-sama...

...And the one he threw over his shoulder was Gran-sama.

Reize halted to a stop, as his face slowly went pale. Oh God (A/N: Not you, Aphrodi), he remembered now. Who he was, where he was, what his rank was, and what he just did back there.

"...I'm so screwed!" He wailed, burying his hands in his hair. Not only he insulted the three most powerful people in Aliea, but he also went and attacked one! It was like digging his own grave!

And if he remembered right, there were others around when he did those things!

"Could this day get any worse?" He muttered under his breath, as he turned around and walked back to the spaceship. He just hoped it wasn't too late to beg for forgiveness from...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Reize's scream echoed all over the place as he fell down into a hole. A freaking hole that wasn't even there a second ago.

And so, Reize had an answer for his question. Yes, his day was getting worse.

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And done! The first chapter! ^-^

Midorikawa: ...

Midori-chan?

Midorikawa: ...

Midori-chan?

Midorikawa: -whips his head and glares at the authoress- What the hell did you make me turn into?

-grins- What? It's fun!

Anyway, people, hope you have a good laughing time with this. Review, favourite and follow will be much appreciated, even though the fact you guys do spend time and read this already make me happy. ^-^

Okay, please stay tuned for more insanities in the next chapter of 'Raleia'. Bye bye for now!