Title: Handcuffs, Seriously?

Rating: T

Warnings: 6918, MukuHiba, OOC, spoilers for chapter 260.

Note: Inspired by chapter 260. I'm sure you know why. I wasn't going to write any MukuHiba until my exams are over, but chapter 260 just took me by surprise. I mean, what is Hibari going to use those handcuffs for, I guess I'll find out in the next chapter, but really, handcuffs? Someone shoot me please.

Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyoshi Hitman Reborn!

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Handcuffs, Seriously?

Frowning, Hibari swiftly whipped out his tonfas, on standby, ready to rip the person in front of him into little pieces. His grey eyes glinted sharply as Mukuro moved a finger to point at his forehead and frowned.

"Did you know, Kyoya, if you're always that angry, you'll die early."

Hibari growled "Then stop crawling into my bath you pervert"

"You're the one that left the door unlocked" muttered Mukuro slyly.

The Cloud Guardian bit his lip. He REALLY wanted to kill the other man. "Go away. Or I'll handcuff you with Araundi's handcuffs."

"Kinky" whistled Mukuro as he slid his feet across the bottom of the bathtub to nudge Hibari's leg "Restricting my movements with your handcuffs"

"Or I could just bite you to death here"

Mukuro wondered briefly why he wasn't being attacked yet before he smirked as he leaned in, his lips almost touching Hibari's lips. "Don't you think it's kinkier to cuff yourself with your handcuffs?"

The Mist Guardian watched as the other man flushed, as Mukuro's insane laughter filled the bathroom.

"If you blush too much, Kyoya, you know, you're going to die early." Mukuro paused as he softly wrapped his fingers around Hibari's wrists, chuckling at the thought of Hibari at his mercy, of course, with the handcuffs. "All the blood is going to rush up to your cheeks, and your limbs will succumb to me"

Pushing Mukuro to the other side of the bath tub, Hibari glared as he spat with disgust "I'm not going to die before you."

"It's a promise then" smiled Mukuro as he leaned back into the bathtub, blowing some bubbles off his palm "don't forget the handcuffs, okay, Kyoya?"

"Seriously?" asked Hibari who then sighed in defeat as he too leaned back into the bathtub. He took a peek at the illusionist and acknowledged that he was never going to hear the end of this from that sadist.