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Mild-Mannered Reporter, in fact, instead of making him mild-mannered, lets make him a fat git. Ok, so, Fat-gitted Reporter, no wait, that's a bit too stereotypical of a superhero, lets make him a Playboy photographer. Fat-gitted Pornographer Simon Sadsack thought that he had it pretty well-off in life. He was rich, he was highly obsessed and he got to look at naked ladies all day. But Simon thought it would be a really neat idea if he gave away his money, lost weight, packed in his job and became a superhero. This is how that great idea turned out.