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Prince Charming from Shrek as Gilderoy Lockhart


(Rapunzel's pov)

I gazed out of my tower as the sun began to set beneath the horizon. I was searching for any owl that would have either my Hogwarts supply list, or a letter from one of my friends.

I saw a great horned owl flying in the distance. I leaned out of my tower as far as I could in hopes that if it was delivering a letter than it would notice me. It landed on the window sill right next to me it's beak was filled with two letters.

"Thank you" I said taking the letters and replacing them with owl treats. The first letter was the supplies list for my second year at Hogwarts. The other letter was from Merida; inviting me to stay at her place for the last week of summer vacation, and going to Diagon Ally to get our supplies together.

"Mom Merida just invited me to get supplies with her family, and to stay at her place for the last week of summer. Oh please can I go" I said giving her puppy dog eyes. "No Rapunzel" Mother said as she ate her dinner. "What about just to go shopping for my supplies and for the last day of summer before we go to the Platform" I said as fast as I could.

I wasn't about to give up seeing my friends and getting out of this tower again. After going to Hogwarts, being away from the tower, and being around other people I was dying to get out of here.

"Rapunzel" Mother said as she gave me a glare signaling the talk was over. "Please Mother just for supplies and the last day of summer that's all" I said my voice sounding desperate.

My Mother sighed before giving up "Fine. Oh and you will be staying at Hogwarts for Christmas this year" Mother said as she started to pick up the plates. "Why?" I asked not complaining because I will be having Christmas with my friends.

"I'm just busy flower, and a very important friend of mine will be over to discuss business and it will not be very fun" Mother said as she placed the dishes in the sink.

"Now get some rest; tomorrow you can go get your supplies with your friend".

The next morning I was eating breakfast when a noise outside drew my attention. I looked out the window to see a flying car approaching. I ran outside quickly as the car started to descend.

"Hamish sit down. Hubert stop not making stupid faces at your sister. Harris stop trying to stick your head out the window". As the car came to a full stop in front of the tower the doors opened and three red curly haired boys came running out as they tossed a ball to each other. Then a large man with the same red curly hair and a left peg leg opened the driver side door. Merida opened the door on the other side and ran over to me.

"I'm so glad to see you. It's been torture at home" Merida said as she gave me a hug. "I've missed you so much. I haven't gotten any letters from you guys though. I thought you forgot about me" I said as I returned the hug.

"I haven't recived any letters either, but I was going to see you again before school started even if I had to take our flying car at the most busiest hour of the day for Muggles" Merida said ending the hug. "Now let's go".

"Now wait just a minute lass. I have to meet her parents first and make sure I get their permission to drive you two to Diagon Ally" Fergus said as he walked over to my Mother who was standing in the doorway arms crossed.

"Okay let's go before your Mother yells at us for driving the flying car without using the invisibility booster on in broad daylight" Fergus said after talking with my Mother. "Boys!" Fergus said to Hamish, Hubert, and Harris who got in the back of the car with me.


(Jack's pov)

My Uncle and I walked into Florish and Blotts which for some reason was packed with women; all twirling their hair, giggling, or shoving each other to get to the front of the line.

"Uncle what's going on" I asked as I was nearly trampled by a horde of girls as they entered the building. "I think it has something to do with this" Manny said as he pointed to a sign that said "Prince Charming book signing" with a moving picture of a blonde man giving a wink and a smile at us. "Jack I'm going to go look for your books don't get into trouble" Manny said before moving into the crowded store.

"Jack"

I turned around and saw a Hiccup entering the store with Snotlout behind him. "Hey Hiccup" I said as he stood next to me. "I haven't received a single letter all summer from you what happened?" Hiccup asked.

"I haven't gotten a letter from you either" I said as I thought of all the letters I sent and got no replies. "Jack, Hiccup".

Merida and Rapunzel pushed through the group of women to get to us. "Hey" I said as they stopped in front of us. "You two here for Charming" Hiccup asked as Snotlout ripped a page out of a book.

"I'd rather let my mother put me in a dress then read one of Prince Charming's books" Merida asid as she crossed her arms. "Who is Mr. Charming?" Rapunzel asked as she looked at the set of Prince Charming's books.

"He's just some pretty boy, no talent Wizard that wrote down his adventures" Merida said with quotation marks around "adventures". "Atleast that's what my dad says".

"I can't believe he's going to be our DADA teacher this year" Merida said as she blew a strand of hair out of her face. "Please tell me your kidding" Hiccup said. "According to my Mom it's true. Apparently Razoul has decided to leave the school after Tulio and Miguel left a dungbomb and some fireworks in his office. I think that was the last straw for him. So we get a new DADA teacher; and Ronin is the new Head of House for Gryffindor" Merida said just as a little girl with strawberry blonde hair ran into her.

Merida fell to the floor from the impact; while the girl stayed standing. "I am so sorry" The girl said quickly "Here let me help you" she said as she helped Merida get back on her feet. "It's okay. Nothing's broken" Merida said as the girl started to hover around her checking for injuries.

"What's your name?" Merida asked as she stopped the girls fretting. "Oh, I'm Anna Arendelle" the girl Anna said "Arendelle? Oh your Elsa's sister" Rapunzel said just as Elsa walked in the door.

"Anna don't run off like that" Elsa scolded as she came over to her sister. "Hi Elsa" I said as started to fix my hair. "Hi Jack, Merida, Hiccup, Rapunzel" Elsa said with a smile before turning back to her sister. "Anna let's go get our school books. Mom and Dad will be here soon" Elsa said as a man with black hair walked in.

Spitelout Jorgenson walked in and walked towards us. "Hiccup you and Snotlout should have waited for me" he said as he glared at Hiccup. "Sorry Uncle" Hiccup said trying not to make eye contact with his Uncle.

"Now let's see. Red unmanageable hair you must be a DunBroch, Rapunzel do say high to your Mother for me when you get a chance it's been ages since I last saw her, and white hair a mischievous smile you must be a Frost" Mr. Jorgenson said.

"My names Jack sir" I said as I glared at him. Mr. Jorgenson just smirked and turned to Anna and Elsa "And you two. blue eyes an expensive book and a necklaces with the Arendelle crest" Mr. Jorgenson said as he pulled out the book from Anna's basket.

"Lord Jorgenson" said a man with strawberry blonde hair and green eyes behind Mr. Jorgenson. "Please try to be civil in front of children" the man said a women with dark brown hair and blue eyes walked over to Elsa and Anna. She gave them both a hug then turned to Mr. Jorgenson.

"Of course. I apologize for holding you up Lord and Lady Arendelle" Mr. Jorgenson said as he placed the book back in Anna's basket. "Snotlout. Hiccup. let's get your books" he said as he grabbed Hiccup and Snotlout by the back of their shirts pulling them deeper into the crowded store.

"Anna let's go get your wand" Mrs. Arendelle said as she took a hold of Anna and Elsa's hand and paused to look at Rapunzel for a minute before leaving the store.


(Anna's pov)

After getting our books and saying goodbye to Jack, Hiccup, Rapunzel, and Merida we walked to Pendragon's wands to get my wand. I was so excited about getting my wand that didn't see where I was going and I crashed into a perfume stand. Making the bottles on the stand spill on to the ground. "I'm so sorry. Here let me help you" I said as I helped pick up the bottles of perfume that weren't broken "Thank you young lady" the cart owner said as soon as everything was picked up. "Here. This should cover any damages to your stand and any of your merchandise" my Dad said as he gave some galleons to the owner. "Thank you sir".

"Again I am so sorry" I kept saying as we walked away from the stand. Entering Pendragon's I looked at tall shelves stacked high with wand an old man wearing a blue robe walked behind the counter.

"Hello Ms. Anna Arendelle. I've been expecting you" the old man said as he put on his spectacles. "Lord and Lady Arendelle it's nice to see you again. It seems like just yesterday you two were in here buying your first wands" The man said.

"Hello Merlin. Anna requires a wand for Hogwarts" my Father said with pride. "Yes, of course. They grow up so fast; in fact my grandson is going to be a first year at Hogwarts as well" Merlin said before looking at me. "Now Ms. Anna, please raise you wand hand" Merlin said as he pulled out a tape measure.

I raised my right hand and Merlin to some measurements before going though the store brushing his beard in thought as he went from shelf to shelf. and took out three wand boxes.

He opened the first box and pulled out an 11 inch Holly with Dragon scale core and gave it to me. I gave a flick and the stairs was missing a few steps. "Definitely not" Merlin said as he took the wand back.

He then picked up a 13 inch Pine with Nymph hair core. I gave another flick and the ladder exploded into a pile of splinters. "No. third times the charm" Merlin said as he took the Pine wand from me and gave me a 10 and 1/2 inch Cherry wood with Phoenix feather core wand. I instantly felt the connection and gave a flick of the wand and a gold light came into existence.

"Thank you" I said as I jumped up and down in excitement. "You're welcome young lady. Now remember don't get any foolish ideas that magic will solve all your problems, because it won't" Merlin said before taking the money for the wand.


(Merida's pov)

Jack, Hiccup, and Rapunzel arrived at 6:00 pm with their school trunks and pets and their carts for tomorrow. After Dinner My Mother said "Now Fergus remember to take the kids to King's Cross Station. I have to be at Hogwarts early tomorrow so I can't take them".

"I got it woman" My dad said when Mom started to repeat the reminder. My mother just roller her eyes and turned to my Grandmother who was walking to her room for bed.

"Ma. don't forget to watch the boys till Fergus gets back".

"I now! we did this last year when Merida was a first year" Gran said as her crow squawked as it flew around the room. My mother sighed and turned to the three wee devils who were stuffing their faces with cakes.

"Time for bed children" My Mother said as my brothers, Dad, and Mother walked up the stairs for a goodnight's sleep.

The rest off us stayed up till Midnight talking about Quidditch, finishing up summer homework mainly Jack and I; and wondering if we will even learn a single thing from Mr. Charming; before going to sleep.

I was woken up rather rudely by my little brothers pouring an ice cold bucket of water on my face. As I sputtered from the cold water I noticed my Dad grabbing Trunks and running outside as fast as he could.

"Lass you'd best be getting up now, or you'll be late for the train" Gran told me as she bopped me on the head.

My eyes widened as I looked to the grandfather clock which had ten forty-five on it's face "Oh no" I said as I got out of my bed and got dressed in record time. Then I ran down the hall to the rooms where my friends where sleeping in. "Wake up!" I said as I opened their doors.

Rapunzel and Hiccup were already up and dressed when I nocked and Jack was rolling out of bed when I opened the door causing him to jump in shock. "Hurry get dressed were leaving in five minutes" I said before closing the door.

Once we were all dressed we grabbed whatever we could eat in the car before checking we had everything very quickly before hopping into the car and flying to King's Cross Station.

Dad got out of the car and gave us our trunks then we ran as fast as we could to Platform 9 3/4 "Hurry kids it's 10:58" My Dad said as he ran ahead creating a path for us with is bulk.

"Rapunzel, Hiccup; you two first" My dad said as we came to the entrance of the platform. Rapunzel and Hiccup ran through the gateway just fine. Then My Dad ran after them. I was only a few steps behind my Dad I expected to walk right through as well but for some strange reason I was prevented from entering.

I crashed into the wall and fell down as my cart flipped over. Thankfully Jack was quick enough to stop his cart before it hit me.

"Young Lady. Are you alright?" asked an elderly man. "Yes, I'm fine. I just lost control of the cart" I said as I stood up and dusted myself off. The old man just nodded before turning away to board a train.

"Jack what happened?" I asked after I righted my cart. "I don't now? The gateway has sealed it's self" Jack said as he touched the gateway but his hand didn't go through.

"Bong"

I turned in the direction of the noise and saw a station clock chiming for eleven o'clock. "No" I said "We missed the train" Jack said as he looked at the clock.

"Jack. If we can't get through dose that mean Dad can't come back?" I asked as I started to tap on the stones with my wand hoping a combination would open it like in Diagon Ally.

"I don't now. Ask Hiccup or Rapunzel when we see them again" Jack said as he looked at the clock ticking away. "Come on Jack let's go wait by the car" I said as I pushed off the gateway. "The car" Jack said as we walked away from the gateway. "The car. Great idea Merida" Jack said as we neared the car "We'll fly to Hogwarts".

"Why can't I fly the car?" Jack asked as he got into the shotgun seat. "Because Jack, have you even driven a flaying car before?" I asked as I got in to the drivers seat and started the engine.

"No" Jack said as he crossed his arms. I put the car in drive and soon we were airborne. "Okay now that we're up time to activate the Invisibility Booster" I said as we started to fly.

"Just relax Merida. Soon we will be arriving at school in style" Jack said as we flew in the direction of the school. When the Invisibility Booster started to flash on and off before stopping. "Oh no!" I said as I hit the Invisibility Booster button trying to make it work.

"What oh no?" Jack asked "We've lost our invisibility" I said "Well in that case let's go lower we need to find the train anyway" Jack said as he looked out the windows for the Hogwarts train.

We soon found the train tracks but we couldn't find the train. "Now let's find that rain" I said as we flew over the tracks. "We can't be that far behind. it only left thirty minutes ago" Jack said.

We soon heard a train whistle "We can't be face behind now" I said as we fallowed the tracks when another train whistle was heard only this time closer. "wait a minute" I said before turning around to see the Hogwarts Express charging towards us.

"AHHH" Jack and I screamed as the train drew closer. I turned the steering wheel sharply to the right and off the train tracks. Which caused the car to flip over three times and on the last flip the door opened and Jack nearly fell out of the car.

But Jack grabbed onto me causing me to fall in his direction and the car to do the same."Do something" Jack said as I was almost pulled out of my seat. which caused me to take my foot of the accelerator pedal; suddenly I was weightless before the car tipped forward and started to descend quickly. "Hold on" I said as I pulled myself up to sitting "Oh; hold on. Good idea I was going to take some pictures of the amazing view" Jack said sarcastically as gripped my arm; I slammed the accelerator pedal causing the car to fly again, then I immediately turned the car to balance it out. That was all Jack needed to climb back into his seat and closed the door.

"I think we found the train" Jack said as he clutched a hand to his heart before looking at his snowy owl Baby Tooth. "Yeah" I said as we fallowed the train to Hogwarts.

By the time we got the Hogwarts the sun had already set and the castle had lantern light seeping through the windows. "Now all we need is a place to park" I said just as the car gave a loud cough before going out of control. "Pull up! Pull up!" Jack said as he gripped his seat like his life depended on it. "I'm trying" I said as I pushed the brake but it wasn't working.

"Tree" Jack said as we were approaching a large tree on the edge othe Hogwarts ground. "We're going to crash" I said as I braced myself for impact.

The branches bend and snapped to let the car through as it slammed into the tree. The car finally stopped as in the middle of the tree after breaking a third of the tree's branches. Before we could catch our breath the car fell forward and hit three main branches before finally stopping at a large branch near the ground.

"Merida you okay?" Jack asked as we caught our breath. "Fine a little bruised, but fine. You? I said just as the car got a tap on it's side.

"What was that?" Jack asked as he straightened his back and looked outside his window. "I don't know" I said as I looked outside for something. when a large club began smashing the front the car.

Jack and I were screaming as the tree took it's revenge on us on the third swing of the club the front window cracked. Then a branch skewered the rear window. After that we were started to sway from left to right, up and down, and forwards and backwards. All while being hit by tree branches.

The car tipped forwards and we fell down from the tree and on to the ground. "Drive!" Jack yelled as the tree swung back. I started the car and slammed my foot on the accelerator.

We made it out of the trees range just as the tree bent over to try to hit us. Once we were far enough away I stopped the car and Jack and I looked back to see the tree standing tall and triumphant.

Jack grinned as he caught his breath before the car doors suddenly opened and the seats threw us out; then our trunks and our pets fallowed. The doors closed and the car started to drive away on it's own.

"The car" I yelled as we raced after the car before stopping as it started towards the forest. "My Mother is going to kill me" I said as I watched the care drive off.

After we collected or stuff we made our way to the castle and placed our trunks on the right side of the hall and our pets on the left knowing that the house elves would put our stuff in our dorm rooms.

As we started to climb the stairs "We this is just a great way to start off the school year. The gateway closes on us and we nearly get killed by a tree" Jack said as we started to climb the stairs. "What else could go wrong".

I looked up as we neared the top of the stairs and found my Mother standing at the top of the stairs. with her arms crossed and a glare on her face. "Are you to okay?" Mother asked as looked us over for any scrapes or bruises. "Were fine Mom" I said before she could start fussing. "Well in that case you two will fallow me for a good long talk".

We were in her office as she pulled out a newspaper from the Daily Prophet with "Flying Ford Anglia seen by Muggles" as the heading. "You were seen by no less than seven Muggles" my Mother said as she dropped the newspaper in front of is. "Do you two have any Idea how serious this is?"

"You two have risked the exposure of our world, and don't even get me started on the damage you inflicted on a Whomping Willow. That has been here since before you two were born".

"Mom. I think the tree did more damage to us" I said which caused me to receive a glare at that. "You two are very lucky that Professor Manny and I convinced the Ministry into letting you stay here, or both of you would be on the train home" My mother said as she stood from her chair.

"I've contacted Professor Pitch and Professor Ronin to come and escort you two to your respected houses. And have told them that your two will be spending three months in detention with Professor Charming. I would also deduct house points but the school year has just begun" My mother said just as Ronin and Pitch walked in. Both had disappointment written on their faces.

"Goodnight Professors, students. Now if you all would please leave I have a howler to write to my husband" my Mother said in a huff and picked up a quill.


(Hiccup's pov)

Herbology class this year was with the Slytherin house. on the left side of the long table the Slytherin students. Professor Bloome walked into the class wearing a yellow and white stripped dress with a black outer robe.

"Good morning students" Professor Bloome said as she entered the room. "Good morning Professor Bloome".

"Welcome to Greenhouse Three, second years. Now gather around everyone" Professor Bloome said as we stood facing the table. "Now Today we're going to re-pot Mandrakes" She said as she lifted a pot on to the table.

"Can anyone tell me the properties of the Mandrake root?" She asked. I raised my hand "Yes, Mr. Haddock".

"Mandrake, or Mandragora; is used to return those who have been petrified to their original state. It is quite dangerous; The Mandrake's cry is fatal to anyone who hears it." I said with a big smile.

"Excellent. Ten Point to Hufflepuff" Professor Bloome said with a smile. My housemates smiled or nodded to me for the points before turning their attention to Professor Bloome.

"Our Mandrakes are still only seedlings their cries won't kill you yet. However they can knock you out for several hours, which is why I have given you all earmuffs for your protection. Now please put them on, quickly now".

"Now everyone. Watch me closely".

"Grasp your Mandrake firmly. Pull it sharply up out of the pot" Professor Bloome said as she lifted an ugly screaming wrinkled Mandrake root out. Even with the earmuffs on it's scream was still powerful enough that I had to cover my earmuffs to block out the noise.

"Got it? Now we place it into another pot and pour a little sprinkling of soil to keep him warm. Now your turn put on your gloves and get to it" Professor Bloome said as she finished placing soil in to the pot with the now quiet Mandrake.

I looked pulled out my Mandrake and was about to put it in the pot when I felt a slight pull on my earmuffs. I quickly put the hand that wasn't holding the Mandrake on my earmuffs and the other side of my earmuffs I pressed on my shoulder to prevent the Mandrakes cry from reaching my ears.

I put the Mandrake in the pot and placed the soil over it. My earmuffs continued to try to get off my ears, but I held on to them the best I could. Once I was finished repotting my Mandrake I looked around to see who cast a spell on my earmuffs. Every student there was focusing on their Mandrakes so they couldn't be trying to pull my earmuffs off.

My earmuffs jerked backwards slightly but my grip on them stopped them from flying off my head. I turned around after another hard jerk backwards; to see who was trying to pull my earmuffs off.

No one was behind me that I could see but the pull on my earmuffs suddenly stopped and I could hear muffled muttering. I looked around to try to find the source of the muttering. I couldn't hear that well but I could pick up a few words "Leave", "Hogwarts", "Go home".

I see a purple hat behind one of the large garden pots. I crouched down and made my way around the pot where a House-elf with a green pillow case and a purple hat and blue eyes. He seemed familiar to me, but I couldn't remember where until he noticed me. "Master Haddock" the House-elf said as he looked at me.

And then it hit me this was my cousin's family House-elf Dopey. I was about to ask what Dopey was doing here when he quickly fled from the room.

After Herbology I made my way to defense against the Dark Arts class room that I had with the Gryffindor house, and because Professor Charming was very busy the first and second year student had to be a joint class. That was the same for third-fourth and fifth-sixth years, but the seventh years had a class with all four houses.


Please review

I was thinking about using Ratcliffe from Pocahontas, or Eret son of Eret from HTTYD2, Lancelot from Shrek, or Lord Farquaad from Shrek for Lockhart. but I think Prince Charming from Shrek is the best choice.