Kenshin walk around. He look for Kaoru. She no around. He wonder where she is. He go to Sanosuke. Sanosuke say hello. Kenshin say hello. Yahiko come over and kick Sanosuke. Sanosuke pissy. Sanosuke throw Yahiko into lake. Kenshin blink. Sanosuke ask why Kenshin want. Kenshin say where Kaoru? Sanosuke say he not know. He say ask Doctor Genan. Kenshin say he know not who that is. Sanosuke say he sorry, he mean Doctor Genzai. Kenshin say okay.
Kenshin go find Genzai. He find him. He say where Kaoru. Genzai say he not know. He say she go bye bye somewhere. Kenshin say where. Genzai say he is noob. Kenshin blinkeds. Genzai roll on ground laughed. Kenshin say oro and leave. He go to market.
Peasant say eek he have sword. Kenshin shrug and walk away.
He see Hannya. Hannya kick Kenshin and say he mean! He VERY mean!! Kenshin say wtf? Hannya kick him again then run way with Hanzo. Kenshin confuse. He then see Uesugi Kenshin. He say hey you have name similar. Kenshin say yes. Uesugi say he cool and give him gold. Kenshin say thanks you. Uesugi say he give him sword. Kenshin say no. Uesugi thug kick him and take sword. Kenshin sad.
Kenshin cry for day in dark alley. Kaoru come over. She say why he cry. Kenshin say he lose sword. Kaoru say he sucky. She then leave. He cry more. Kaoru come back with sword. Kenshin say how she get that. She say she beat up Uesugi. He say cool. She say yes. They in loves. They get marry and have child. They name him Kenji. He loser.
The End… or is it :O