The Perfect Pair
Gregory House sat in his office contemplating his next move. It was little passed noon, so he couldn't sneak into the maternity ward to watch TV because the nurses serving lunch would report him to Cuddy. He couldn't stay in his office being it was an obvious location. There was only one other option…James Wilson. Several minutes later House managed to make it to Wilson's office without being cornered by Cuddy.
"Hey doctor Jimmy!!" House strolled into Wilson's office without knocking.
"House, I have an appointment in ten minutes so make this quick"
"I'm bored doctor, what do you prescribe?"
"Clinic duty you're supposed to be there anyways aren't you?"
"But doctor! It's boring!!" House whined in his most annoying voice.
A knock on the door interrupted Wilson before he could utter a response. Doctor Lisa Cuddy walked in with a satisfied look on her face.
"Thought I wouldn't find you didn't you? Clinic right now!"
"But Cuddy, I can't go to clinic duty today" House gave Cuddy a puppy dog look.
"Oh yes you can now move your 20 minutes late!" Cuddy answered annoyed.
"Well, you see, my leg seems to have some condition…"
"House!"
"Jeez she's aggressive" he said snarkily to Wilson before limping out the door. Cuddy followed him to the clinic to make sure he didn't run away. Or rather limp away.
"House, what can I do to make you do your job?"
"Come to work topless? Your nearly there anyways"
Cuddy rolled her eyes and handed him a file.
"In your dreams House, now I better not hear you've left this clinic before 4, which is in a long while. Have fun!" Cuddy laughed and walked away as House stuck his tongue out and muttered under his breath.