Disclaimer bla bla I don't own the characters the fucking story is made up so I can do what ever the hell I like SO DON'T SUE ME!!

Ok this is my first fan fic so bear with me IF YOU LIKE AYEKA PLEASE LEAVE I also have a SICK MIND so please leave if you feel uncomfertable.

~*~Tench-E's Happy House Of Girls ~*~

It was a lovely summer day near the Masaki shrine…

Ryoko (with Ryo-Ohki) was sitting in a pile of cherry blossoms she was suppose to sweep

Ayeka was yelling at Ryoko to get up (but she didn't budge)

Sasami was roasting some yams with Mihoshi

Kiyone and washu were fixing the galaxy police ship (it was busted because mihoshi tried to feed the ship some miso soup (what a blonde ...sigh…)

And Tenchi was still sleeping (that lazy bum)

Ryoko: its such a nice day, I don't want to clean …Yawn… where's Tenchi?

Ayeka: GET UP RYOKO! The author hates me so shes making me yell at you in my stupid accent. Bla bla bla bla bla

Ryoko: fuck off tenchi told YOU to clean this mess up!

Ryo-ohki:meow meow meow(that's right every one hates you Ayeka!)

Mihoshi: snif sniff I think they're done they smell delicious

Sasami: Mihoshi there not even cooked yet

Mihoshi: ohh….I knew that….(sweat drop)

(Ryoko and Ayeka walks in)

Ryoko: Hey Sasami could you make 2 for Tenchi and me I'm going to bring him some breakfast

Ayeka: oh no you don't you little bitch , Tenchi is mine, and I sleep with him every night cause Im a whore

Mihoshi: and I thought I was the slut

Ryoko: hey sasami do you like your sister?

Sasami:not really….why?

Ryoko: could you burn her as well

Sasami: Sure thing Ryoko!^-^

(Washu and Kiyone come in)

Kiyone: your burning Ayeka cool I cant wait to see

Washu: know I know why your meals are so good sasami!you've been killing hitch hickers and preparing them as food. I must say that's pretty impressive I would have never thought such a nice girl could do such a horrible thing.

Sasami: you found out my secret please don't tell n e one Im suppose to be the cutie pie of this show ,ok?

Washu: fine…

Ryoko:Well I have to go see what Tenchi is up to so ill see you physcos later

Meow meow meow meow (I am Ryo-Ohki clan of the cabbits all must bow to me or feel my raff!)

(Ryoko walks in to Tenchi's room)

Tenchi oh Tenchi I brought you some breakfast

HE HE HE cant wait for chapter 2!!