one day kyle hyde was in his room playing a game he won from sydney suddenly HE WAS SUCKED IN!
kyle woke up on a giant mushroom
"where am i" said kyle and he saw a bullet coming at him "noooooo" screamed kyle but then some red guy jumped on it
"thank you who are you" said kyle
"itsame morio" said mario
"oh ok im kyle hyde"
"ok kyle hyde lets go to peachs castle"
kyle and mario went to peachs castle but peach WASNT THERE!
"oh she mustve been kidnapped by bowser again" said mario
"hmmmm i dont know lets look around" said kyle
"no i gotta go" and mario went through a room kyle followed but when he got in he was GONE
"hey you did you see where mario went" said kyle
"no" said toad
"i dunno about that"
"cmon mr hyde how could i know"
"i got a pretty good idea... because mario came into this room"
"GASP no you cant no the secret about this room"
"(what secret?)" thought kyle
"tell me about this secret" said kyle
"NOOOO" sreamed toad
"hm let me guess... its something to do with that painting"
"WHAT"
"its the onpy thing here"
"oh fuck right"
"well"
"its a top secret portal to bob omb battlefield."
"(hmmmmm)" thought kyle
"how did you know that though" asked kyle
"fuck oops"
"i think i can take a guess (lets carefully consider my options here...) ...you are actually princess peach in disguise."
"gasp"
kyle and toad stared each other down.
"its impossible to hide anything from you mr hyde" said peach as she removed her secret toad disguise.
just then mario jumped out with a star and large bite marks on his face.
"yaha- wait WAT THE FUCK"
"i found the truth mario FUCK YOU" said kyle and then he was SUCKED OUT OF THE GAME
kyle turned the tv on and saw he was at the end of the credits and it showed a picture of a cake with "KYLE" written on it in icing.
"aww" said kyle and he took a bite and his screen cracked. "FUCK"
THE END