Don't Lie
by:Sesshy's-stalker
(that's me)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
( I wish Idid though, I'd be so rich, bwahahahaha!)
S-S: Why thuh hell do I have breathe air to breathe. Air bites, why can't I just breathe water...or dirt. Yeah dirt sounds fun...
Sakura:I think she's having one of her moments again(sweatdrops)
S-S:( still mummbling to herself)...or pickles...
Naruto: Is she alright? (pokes S-S with a stick)
Sakura:I hope so, she still owes me $12.
S-S: What the hell! (just barely notices Sakura and Naruto) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!
Sakura: You mean you just noticed us? We've been here for like 3 days!
Naruto: Yeah! We've been waiting here so long Sasuke even fell asleep. You know what, he's fun to mess with when he's asleep
(Sasuke barely waking up dressed like a giant banana)
Sasuke: Is she up yet? (still competely clueless that he's dressed like a banana)
S-S: Hey! That's my banana costume! Who said you could wear it?
(Jumps on Sasuke and starts beating the crap out of him)
Sasuke:Why are you hitting me!
Sakura & Naruto:err...
Sakura:Do you want to do it or should I?
Naruto: Nah, you do it.
Sakura:ok...Hold on Sasuke, we'll help you.
(Sakura rummages through a closet that just happened to magically appear)
Sakura: Found it! ok here I come.
(aims tranqualizer gun at S-S's ass)
(click) (BANG!)
S-S:OWWWW! No mommy , I don't want to pet the hobo anymore...(is knocked out)
Sasuke:WHY THE HELL AM I A BANANA!
Sakura & Naruto: hehehehe...Sasuke said 'banana' ...hehehehe
Ch. 1:Your Trust is Gettin' Weaker, Probably 'cause My Lies Startin' Gettin' Deeper
"Are you sure she won't find out about this?"
"Positive."
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"Why are you home so late?" asked a pink haired beauty. "I was at a briefing on a mission." answered a handsome raven haired man.
"Oh, Ok then. I made you dinner."
"I'm not hungry.I'm goin' to sleep."
"Ok, I'll go take a shower then."
"Hn."
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"He doesn't care about me anymore, Naruto." That I was sure of. I'd been suspecting it , among other things, as soon as he started spending less and less time at home. He thinks I don't know about his moonlight escapades or his constant excuses about where he's been. I know I don't love him anymore, Im just in love with the idea of being in love with him. Oh what a complicated web we weave.
"Well know I knew that, wasn't it obvious already. I don't think he ever did, no offense." "None taken, but if you knew all along why didn't you tell me, could have saved a lot of trouble trying to make him love me." Naruto you jerk I'll get you later for not telling me sooner. " You seemed so happy with him, I didn't want to take that away from you, your like the little sister I never had and I would do anything to make you happy." Aww that's sweet, maybe I won't deck him so hard when I beat him up later.
"Thanks, but seriously now I need a plan to get him back for cheating on me." "Whoa where'd this come from, wait, he's been cheating on you and you didn't tell me. Oh I am gonnu go kill him as soon as I see him." That's sweet, maybe I should have picked Naruto when I had the chance instead of Sasuke. Too late now though, he's already got Hinata. "Now hold your horses cowboy, I wanna get him back just as bad as you, but we need a plan and I already have one in mind."
"Really? What is it?" Man he is that dense, maybe I don't feel so bad, now I feel kinda sorry for Hinata. "You retard I'm goin' to make him jealous. Let's how far his lies go when he sees me with someone else and he's left out hangin' with the cold shoulder, bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Oh revenge is sweet, just you wait Sasuke. I'll make you want me so bad, then when you can't take it anymore I'll already be with someone else, bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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"ACHOOOO!"
" You Ok Sasuke?"
"Yeah Ino, I think someone's talking about me."
"Ok, Now let's get back to business, mmmmm..."
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"Are you alright Sakura, you're kinda scaring me."
"Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"So who you gonnu make him jealous with?" " Huh?" Oh crap, I hadn't thought of who I was gonnu use to make Sasuke jealous with, that could be a problem. " Uh...I'm not sure."
"Well I would have volunteered but that would be weird, seeing as how your like my little sister." "Yeah, lets think of some possible candidates..."
"OH, I KNOW..."
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S-S: OOOOOOoooooo...What happened? Where am I? And why does my ass hurt so much?
Sakura: Uhhh...NARUTO DID IT!
Naruto: Hey! No it wasn't...IT WAS SASUKE!
Sasuke: Wha- (Whack!)
(S-S starts beatin' the crap out of Sasuke again)
Sasuke: Why are you hitting me!
S-S: What? Oh, sorry. I do that whenever I see bananas(Whack!)
Sasuke:What was that for?
S-S:Shud-up! Hey you guys, do you like my story? I need you to pick the guy Sakura is going to 'use' so PLEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEE REVIEW MEEEEEE!
and vote for a guy, ok?
The choices: ( pick one) (and tell me if I should even bother writting anymore of this story)
Neji
Gaara
Kakashi
Kiba
Shikamaru