Disclaimer: We do not own Harry. Nor do we own his angst. We are eternally glad about this.
Just in case anyone out there doesn't know, a haiku is a type of poetry with 3 lines: 5 syllables in the first and last lines, and 7 syllables in the middle line.
The Harry Potter Haiku
Angst, angst, angst, angst, angst,
Angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst,
Angst, angst, angst, angst, angst.
THE END...
