It was 3:00 PM when Denmark's phone rang.
"hello..."
"hey Denmark it's England... So listen Prussia and I are going to have some beer and unwind you in?"
"ummm hold on..., Hej Norvay."
(pokes head out of living room) "what?"
"What are we doing to night?"
"uhhh... wait, why?"
"I just wanted to make sure you didn't have plans for me tonight."
"you want to go out drinking with England and Prussia again don't you"
"No I just-"
"you know what just go I can't make you stay here anyway"(walks away)
(blinks a couple of times)
"Hey Denmark are you still there"
"Yeah.. where are we going and what time"
"NO PLACE in ten minutes"
"I'll be there"
"Hey England is he coming"
"Yes Prussia"
"Awesome"
"see you soon Denmark"
"Yeah"(hangs up phone, walks to Norways room, and knocks on door)"Norvay"
"Go away Denmark!"
"I just wanted to tell you that I'm leaving"
"I DON'T CARE JUST LEAVE!"
(whispers)"I love you Norvay"(leaves for bar)
(opens bedroom door)"Please come back okay and not drunk Danmark"
~~~~~~~~~3:00 AM~~~~~~~~~~~
"Why why dose America act out at me so much I mean I took care of him"
"It's cause you a pompous ass hole..."(looks at Denmark)
"Whats wrong Dänemark"
"I'm worried about Norvay"
"Why, I could hear him yelling at you over England's Phone"
"Yeah but I've never been out this late with both of you before"
"Ahhh... Let him sweat it out he drove you away right?"
"Yeah...Wait do you do this with Canada too?"
"Canada don't care anymore he waits till I have a hang over to give me an ear full"
"You know Norway and Canada wouldn't be as mad at you two if you where kids again"
"what are you gettin' at England?"
"Magical Fairy time and with a wave of my wand you both will be kids again"
"NO NO NO, I have to go Norvay's probably worried sick about me"
"Your way to hammered to drive Dänemark"
"No I'm not"
"Prussia's right you'd better call Norway to come and get you"
"Damn"(gets up and goes outside to call Norway)
~~~~~~ Meanwhile back in Norway's Room~~~~~~
"Where are you Danmark you Should have called by now or maybe your already home and went strait to your room yeah I'll go and check"
Just as Norway was about to get out of bed his phone rang and it was Denmark.
"Danmark"
"Norvay... Please don't be mad but I need-"
"Your still at that bar aren't you!"
"Yes and i need to you to came and get me"
"I should just make you stay there in the cold until your drunk ass is sober"
"your right I shouldn't have called you... I'll walk myself home."
"No, I'm on my way just stay put and I will be there soon where are you"
"No Place"
"Okay"(hangs up phone)
As Norway pulled up to the bar he sees Denmark, Prussia, and England arguing and he gets out of the car to get Denmark.
"Oh yeah changeicus kidis"(hits Prussia and Denmark on their heads with wand)
"Why you"
"Danmark!"
(turns around)"Norvay"
"get your drunk ass in the car we're leaving"(walks back to car and gets in)
"you know... you know what I think... I think you your preshis Norway has you whipped"
"SHUT UP Prussia he doesn't have me whipped"
"Whatever you say Princess"
"you act like Canada will be happy with you"
"Please Dänemark i have him right where I want him... you'd better go looks like Norway's getting mad."
(walks away from Prussia and England and gets into the car with Norway)
"Prussia you'd better call Canada to come and get you"
"Right"(Pulls out phone and calls Canada)"Canada come and get my drunk ass now."(hangs up before Canada can even reply)
"Your such a bloody ass hole to him"
"No I just don't want to listen to him"
(rolls eyes at Prussia then pulls out phone and calls France to come and get him)"France I need you to come and get me"
"Right away my love"
Back to Denmark and Norway's drive home
"Danmark why do you do this to me all the time?"
"You stay out late getting drunk then you expect me to come and get you every time"
"Danmark are you even listening to me?"
(looks over at Denmark)"Of course your asleep"
~~~~~~10 minutes later~~~~~~
"Danmark wake up we're home"
(opens eyes)"hmmm"
"come on we're home"(gets out of car)"hurry up or I'll leave you behind"
"I'm going jeez your nagie tonight Norvay"(gets out of car)
"Well who else is going to keep you in check when you get drunk?"
(Opens mouth to speek)
"Just go to bed Danmark so you can have you hang over and be quiet"
"Fine if that's what you want"
(Smile)"just go"
~~~~~~Prussia and Canada~~~~~~
"Come on Canada kiss me"
"No, your drunk and stupid"(A/N when is he not)
"Don't be like this Canada I lerv you"
"No, now go to bed"
"Ass licker"
(why do I even put up with him)
~~~~~~UK and France~~~~~~
"Why are you so happy England?"
"Because I put a spell on Prussia and Denmark"
(helps England out of the car and into the house)"Lets go to bed England"
"Okay...No wait I don't want to go to bed with you France!"
(puts England over his shoulder and takes him to his room anyway) A/N and this part is censored
~~~~~~5:00 AM~~~~~~ Denmark and Norway
As Norway rolled over in his bed he opened one eye to see how long he had been out.
"Mmm... 5 Am i should go check on his royal drunkenness" ( climbs out of bed and goes to Denmark's room)
*I'll just look in and make sure he's still breathing*
As Norway got closer to Denmark he noticed something wasn't right...
*is he shrinking no that can't be... but he look really short and young... young!* "DANMARK WAKE UP!"
(shoots up in bed and looks at Norway)
"No"
"What?"(O.o Denmark's face)
"Your a kid... how did this happen?"
"Engwend I Told him No boot..."
"What's wrong?"
(Jumps out of bed and runs to the bathroom and starts throwing up)
"Danmark are you okay?"
(knocks on the door)"Danmark?"
(turns the door nob and opens the door)*sigh*"Danmark...I hate it when you get sick like this"
"Sorry Norge"
*smile*"It's okay"(grabs one of Denmark's red wash cloths and gets it wet with cold water)"Are you all done for now?"
"I tink so"
"Come here then"
(Gets up and walks over to Norway)
"Hold still"(wipes Denmark's face off)"Okay your sleeping in my room in case you have to get sick again"
"Otay Norge"
~~~~~~PRUSSIA AND CANADA~~~~~~
(Turns over and opens eyes)"Gaa... Mine head...Wait my hands are smaller nad my legs are shorter...NO...AHHHH!"
"Prussia whats the- your a k...kid"
"call Norway"
"why do you want me to call Norway?"
"Because Engwend put a speel on ous and if I's like tis the Denny mark should be like tis to."
"Okay I'll call Norway and see if you right."(Picks up Prussia, wraps him in a blanket and takes him down to his room to get his cell phone.)
~~~~~~DENMARK AND NORWAY~~~~~~
"Norge?"
(Caresses Denmark's cheek)"stay put I'm going to get a blanket for you"
"Why can't I go wit you?"
"Because I don't want you to get sick while I'm getting a blanket for you, Okay?"
"Otay"
(walks into Denmark's room, grabs a Black blanket off the end of his bed, goes back into the bathroom and, wraps Denmark up then Picks him up)"All right lets go to my room Danmark"
~~~~~~PRUSSIA AND CANADA~~~~~~
(grabs cell phone and calls Norway)
"Hold on Danmark My phone is ringing"(Lays Denmark down on the bed)"Hello"
"Norway it's Canada"
"Norge"
"Shh... Danmark I'm on the phone"
"Prussia was right"
"what do you mean Prussia was right Canada?"
"Did Denmark tell you what England did to them?"
"No"
"well England put a spell on them and now their kids"
"Wait so Prussia a kid too?"
"you got it"
"So what now?"
"CanCan"
"No, Prussia don't touch that!"
"Canada why don't we team up and take care of them together?"
"Great idea Norway when are you leaving for ummm."
"My plan leaves for Copenhagen at noon"
"Copenhagen...Your going to Denmark's house?"
"Yeah I want him to be as comfortable as possible"
"Good point, okay I'll get our plan tickets changed"
"Okay I have to go the the store and get some things for Danmark."
"Alright I'll let you go so you can do that"
"see you at the airport in an hour"
"Right"(hangs up cell phone)*Good Prussia is asleep that will give me time to go and get something for him to ware*
(Hangs up cell phone and looks down at Denmark)*Smile*"good you feel asleep while I was on the phone."(Kisses Denmark's forehead)"I'll be back soon."
~~~~~~THE AIRPORT~~~~~~
Norway was standing at the gates to the plan holding a squirming Denmark who just wanted to get down and run because his legs where getting stiff, when he herd a familiar voice call his name.
"Norway"
"hmmm... There you are Canada"
"Sorry we're late Prussia was being a pain"
"It's alright lets get on the plan before it leaves us behind"
"Right"
~~~~~~IN COPENHAGEN AT DENMARK'S HOUSE~~~~~~
"That is the longest plan ride I've ever been on"
(unlocks front door and picks up Denmark)"Yeah its not pleasant."
"At least Prussia and Denmark are falling asleep"
*Smile*"that's true"(walks inside and closes the door behind Canada)"lets put them down on the couch so we can put our stuff away"
After getting everything put away Norway went into the kitchen to look and see what they would eat for dinner that night
"God Danmark when was the last time you went shopping"*sigh*(grabs a pen and a pad of paper)
(walks into the kitchen to see what Norway's doing)
(looks up)"Are Prussia and Danmark asleep"
"Yeah"(sits down across from Norway)"What are you doing?"
"I'm making a shopping list... Is there anything special that you want for dinner or for me to get from the store?"
"Food"
"Yeah that helps a lot... How about pizza?"
"Sounds good, can you get Canadian bacon?"
"Your kidding right"
"No, I like Canadian bacon and so does Prussia"
"Okay"
~~~~~~NORWAY'S SHOPPING LIST~~~~~~
* 1 gallon of milk
* 1 box malt-o-meal
* 1 container oat meal
* 1 box salmakki
* 3 jugs maple syrup
* 1 bag pancake mix
* 1 lb. Apples, pares, bananas
* 2 high chairs
* 10 bibs
* 3 loafs of bread
* kids cloths
* something to amuse the little brats
* Pizza 1 Canadian bacon, 1 combination, and 1 pepperoni
* sandwich stuff
* cereal
* meat
* fish
* poultry
* vegetables
* 2 car seats
"that should do it... I'm going to go now your in charge of them, don't let them outside its pouring down rain and we don't need them getting sick"
"Them being sick is the least of our problems at the moment, but on the other hand if they got sick maybe they would sit still for 5 seconds... hmm."
"Don't do it Canada at least not with Danmark I don't want him getting sick."
"I was just kidding"
"Whatever i got to go"
"Okay I'll keep them in for as long as possible."
"see ya in a while"(leaves for the store)
(opens eyes when the door shuts)"Huh... Norge?"
(walks out of the kitchen to see who's awake)"Denmark what are you doing up?"
"What's the matter why wont you talk to me?"
*sniff*(starts to cry)" I WANT NORGE!"
(walks over to pick Denmark up and calm him down before he wakes Prussia up)"Come here Denmark"
"NO!"(Jumps off the couch and runs for the door)
(Trys to grab Denmark before he gets away)
"Cancan?"
"Huh... Prussia, Dammit Denmark, come on we have to go get Denmark"
"Otay"(gets off the couch and follows Canada outside)
"Denmark where are you!"
Just then the neighbor walked up holding a crying soaking wet Denmark's hand
"Denny"(runs off the porch and hugs Denmark)
"Gilbert no you don't have you cote on"
"Did you lose this little guy?"
"Yeah thanks for finding him"
Just then Norway pulled into the drive way from going to the store and saw the kids out in the rain.
(gets out of the car)
"Norge"(Runs to Norway)
(Neals down on one knee, embraces Denmark and picks him up)"Matthias you all wet"
(rests head on the crock of Norway's Neck)"Norge I'm cold"
"thank you for bringing him home I don't know what i would have done if I lost him."
"It was no problem"
~~~~~~DINNER TIME~~~~~~
"here give this to Prussia"(hands Canada a slice of pizza for Prussia)"and here's yours"
"thankx"(takes the two plates of pizza and puts one if front of Prussia on the high chair table)
"Yay Canada bacon"(digs in)
(puts a slice of peperoni pizza in front of Denmark and pats him on the head)"eat up"(sits down at the table and looks at Denmark)
(shivers violently)
"are you still cold Danmark"
"Norway his cheeks are really red"
(stands up and walks, to Denmark and feels his forehead)"Jeez Danmark your burning up"(picks Denmark up)
(rests head on the crock of Norway's neck)"Norge I don't feel good"
"I know Danmark, do you want to eat anything?"
"No"
"Okay lets give you a bath and put you to bed then"(looks at Canada with the this is all you fault look)
"Its not my fault Norway he ran outside on his own before I could grab him"
(rolls eyes)"Yeah and Fucking rainbow monkeys fly out of England's ass, now if you don't mind I'm going to give Danmark a bath and put him to bed"(walks away to the bath room)
(looks at Prussia who's face is covered in pizza sauce)*smile* "your a mess Prussia"
"Cancan"
"what is it Prussia?"
"I'm still hungry"
(gives Prussia another slice of pizza)
"Donkashin Cancan"
"your welcome"
~~~~~~IN THE BATH ROOM~~~~~~
(picks up a now naked Denmark and sets him in the tub of warm water)*how am I ever going to get you back to normal?*
*Yawns*
"huh... Aww are you sleepy Danmark?"
~~~~~~ALIES MEETING~~~~~~
Dudes I have a totally awesome plan to get the Nordics to surrender to us!"
"Well that wont be to hard"
"Dude what are you talking about England?"
"I put a spell on Denmark and Prussia and now their both three years old"
"that means we can take down Germany too Aru"