A/N: This idea came to me when my friend came over so I could help her study (don't know why she came to me). But, her hand writing was pretty sloppy, so I could barely read her words. Though we did end up having some very hilarious conversation due to her hand writing an her inability to focus. I also got this idea from the crack generator.

Momoshiro Takeshi/ Kaidoh Kaoru
Pirate

So I encoperated it into the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Prince of Tennis. Takeshi Konomi does. If I did own the Prince of Tennis, it wouldn't have ended! It would have gone on forever and ever and ever!

"Why did you write 'vicked' in your paper? It has nothing to do with your writing topic."

"That's not a 'v'!"

"Oh, I'm sorry. It's a 'v' with a kick stand!"

"What the hell mamushi? It's obviously a 'k'!"

"It's a 'v' with a kickstand you stupid peach!"

If you haven't guessed it already, Kaidoh and Momoshiro are having one of their infamous arguments. This time, it isn't about tennis or anything athletic. It's about Momo's English paper.

Many of you might not know this, but English is Kaidoh's best subject (Math being Momoshiro's strong point). This situation started because Kaidoh's English teacher happened to be best friends with Momo's English teacher. Kaidoh's teacher found out that one of her friend's students, Momo, was failing English AND Kaidoh was in the same club as him. Kaidoh also had nearly perfect marks in the subject. The teacher put two and two together and made Kaidoh Momo's English tutor. Too bad she didn't know that they were rivals and hated each others guts with a fiery passion.

Now you may be thinking: 'If Kaidoh hates Momo so much, why did he agree to be his tutor?' The answer is simple. Kaidoh is the type of boy that deeply respects his teachers and sempais. Even if he hates someone, he'll still do what he's told, which brings us to our current situation.

"I still don't see why you wrote 'the pinate caqtain vicked the cahin doy'," Kaidoh read straight off of Momo's paper.

"It's 'the pirate captain kicked the cabin boy', thank you very much," Momoshiro snatched his paper from Kaidoh's unsuspecting hands.

"Then make your hand writing more comprehensible to people other then yourself!" Kaidoh criticized the other's hand writing.

"Ah, big words! I'm not passing the vocabulary portion either!" Momo went and banged his head against his desk a couple times. English was defiantly not his strong point.

"And the only reason you know what portion means is because it has to do with food," Kaidoh muttered under his breath.

"What'd you say, mamushi?"

"I said you're going to get fat from all the food you eat!"

"What?" Momo was a little stunned from Kaidoh's last comment.

"You eat too much. It goes straight to your thighs," Kaidoh poked Momo's thigh and it jiggled a little.

"Maybe you're right. They do look a little bigger since the last time I had fast food," Momo examined his thigh.

"And that was when?"

"Yesterday."

"Idiot peach," Kaidoh rolled his eyes at his teammate," Let's get back to your pinate essay."

"It's pirate!"

"It looks like pinate!"

"Go screw a cow!"

"Screwing is for horses, not for people."

"You got that from 'hey is for horses, not for people', didn't you?"

"Maybe but you just said fuck you to me."

"When did I say that," Momo thought back to their conversation. Nope, nothing was said that started in 'f' and ended in 'uck'.

"When you said 'hey'," Kaidoh explained," I read somewhere that-"

"I don't want to hear what you read, mamushi! I just want to get this tutoring session over with!" Momo slammed his essay in front of Kaidoh.

"Fine," Kaidoh picked up said essay," I still don't get why you put 'vicked' in there."

"MAMUSHI!!!"