Italy and Germany were eating funyuns.

"owowowowow" Said Germany when he bit down on a funyun, cause he has sensitive teeth.

"This is a good soda.." Says Italy and slurps down half the coke.

"This funyun... is like stuck in my teeth and I'm trying to use my tounge to get it out of my teeth, so i can swalow it."

Italy ate another funyun then, he did a really loud and long burp.

Italy and Germany both reached for another funyun but Germany got embarrassed when his hand touched Italy's so he pulled back and Italy ate one.

"Aw, shit I gotta piss like a race hourse" Said Italy.

What.

Italy walked to the bathroom, and Germany could hear Italy singing while he was in there.

Italy walked out of the bathroom and said "ow" then sat back down next to Germany.

Germany ate another funyun, and so did Italy.

"I'm gonna eat the rest," Italy said as he pulled the bag to his mouth.

Germany went all sad and Italy said "Just kidding" And gave Germany the rest. "Take it you german bastard."

Munch munch munch.

"But..." Italy started. Germany raised his head to Italy. "This coke... is mine."

Germany rolled his eyes and slumped down in his seat.

Poke! poke!

Italy kept pokeing Germany until finally Germany looked over to Italy.

Italy scrunched his face and made a scary smile right in Germany's face.

Germany facepalmed then Italy started groping Germany's ass.

Germany slapped Italy's hand and Italy said "ow" and removed his hand from Germany's buttocks.

Italy kissed Germany on the cheek and said "Mama mia! My head really itches, do you know why that is? Maybe I have an STD inside of my head..."

Germany facepalmed again.

"..It's like, there are these little midgets, and they are making lots of noise... why are they doing that?" Italy said and scratched his stomach.

"Maybe you have an STD in your stomach." Germany said. "Maybe I do... maybe it's from... your glasses. No wait I think it's actually from Jefree Star... That's a really gay soul you have there bitch. Mind if I have my way with i- I mean MAKE my way with it?" Said Italy.

Germany didn't reply so Italy started to sing

"You're a little fag hat inside of the ozone layer, You're a little fag hat inside of the ozone layer, You're a little fag hat inside of the-"

"No." Said Germany

"Yes." Said Italy.

"...Now my head itches again! ...And I blame you."

"Whyy" Germany Said

"And you ate all the funyuns, you german bitch!"

"Hesitation. Pervernation. UR A NATION. LOL GET IT?"

"Shut the fuck up." Said Germany.

"That wasn't very nice, to the sugar and spice, residing in mah buh holee."

"God Dammit.."

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