"Shit…" Nappa mumbled, examining the space pod. "I think this thing's had it." Raditz looked at him, sitting calmly against a rock next to Vegeta.
"Yer mam!" he said with a laugh. Vegeta looked at Raditz.
"What the fuck?" Raditz smirked.
"Yer mam!" he grinned. "Every time Nappa says somethin', you've gotta say 'yer mam'."
"… Right." Vegeta replied. "K."
"Have we got any spanners in here?" Nappa asked, looking inside the space pod.
"Yer mam!" Vegeta piped.
"There's one." Nappa said, ignoring him and getting the spanner.
" Yer mam!" Raditz and Vegeta exclaimed. They laughed together.
"Whatever." Nappa thought to himself. Ignoring them, he unscrewing the bolts on the space pod. Vegeta looked over at him.
"What're you doing?" he enquired.
"I think it might be the engine." Nappa said.
"Yer mam!" Raditz laughed at Vegeta's response.
"Listen," Nappa growled, glaring at them. "Instead of talking about my mom could you guys give me a hand here?"
"Shit, I'm not helping with that thing." Vegeta pouted. "Do I look like a mechanic?"
"Yer mam!" Raditz beamed, and laughed. Vegeta smirked.
"Shut up."
"Raditz!" Nappa barked. "Come over here and help me!"
"No!" Raditz argued. Vegeta turned to Nappa.
"Yer mam!"
"Fucking kids…" Nappa mumbled to himself, looking at the pod's engine.
"Hey," Vegeta looked at Raditz. "You know what I did last night?"
"What?" Raditz asked.
"Nappa's mam!" they both laughed.
"Will you shut up?" Nappa shouted. "Come and help me!"
"Hey!" Vegeta glared. "Watch your mouth; I'm the prince of saiyans, if you remember!"
"Yer mam!" Raditz beamed, and laughed. Vegeta looked at him.
"What you talking about?"
"The engine's busted." Nappa assessed.
"On yer mam?" Vegeta asked, causing Raditz to burst out laughing.
"If you're gonna talk about someone's mom, talk about Frieza's." Nappa demanded.
Vegeta shrugged. "Whatever." Raditz looked at him.
"Hey Veg," Vegeta looked back.
"What?"
"D'you know what I did last night?" Vegeta smirked in anticipation.
"What?"
"Fri –"
"Frieza's mam!" Vegeta joined him, and they both laughed.
"Yeah, well, you know what I did last night?" Vegeta replied.
"What?" Raditz asked.
"Frieza!" they both burst out laughing again. Nappa couldn't help but smirk a little.
"Hey," Vegeta began, tapping the back of his hand against Raditz. "I dare you to say yer mam to Frieza next time he tells you to do something." Raditz smirked.
"Yeah, alright."
"Are you crazy?" Nappa protested. "He'd kill you!"
"Probably wouldn't even understand it." Vegeta guessed.
"D'you think he even has a mam?" Raditz asked. Vegeta smirked.
"Doubt it. Probably just crawled out of a hole one day."
"Yeah." Raditz agreed. "Nappa's mam's hole!" Vegeta burst out laughing.
"That wasn't even funny!" Nappa argued.
"Yer mam!" Raditz replied, also laughing.
"Looks like we need a replacement engine, anyway." Nappa stated, getting back to business.
"But we don't have any money." Vegeta pointed out.
"You mean we're stranded here?" Raditz gasped. Nappa shrugged.
"Guess we'll have to call Frieza and ask for –"
"– Yer mam!" Raditz cut him off.
"Frieza and Nappa's mam!" Vegeta declared through laughter. He held his head against the rock, laughing.
"Vegeta," Nappa said to him seriously. "We need a new pod."
"What're you telling me for?" Vegeta frowned. Raditz smirked.
"Come on, Vegeta, you've clearly got one in your pocket."
"I know, yeah." Vegeta looked at Nappa. "Why me?"
"You're the only one with a phone." Vegeta rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, okay." He got his phone out of his pocket and gave it to Nappa. Nappa dialled the number and started talking to Frieza. Raditz looked at Vegeta, and smirked.
"Hey, Vegeta, you know what I did with Frieza?"
"What?"
"Nappa's mam!" Vegeta laughed.
"That isn't even funny anymore." He said.
"I know…" Raditz agreed sadly. Nappa hung up the phone.
"Man, he sounded angry." He handed the phone back to Vegeta. "Anyway, the new pod'll be here in about ten minutes."
"Right." Vegeta replied.
Ten minutes later Frieza landed in a space pod. He angrily hopped out.
"Can you saiyans do anything right?" he growled. Vegeta looked at Raditz, not really expecting him to do anything unusual.
"Sorry, sir." Raditz replied.
"But we couldn't buy a new engine." Nappa explained. Frieza rolled his eyes.
"Anyway, try not to break this one." Raditz smirked.
"Yer mam!"