Note: This story starts the night after Team 7 recieves the Wave Country mission. (I think they left on the same day in the manga, but oh well) This means that the Sharingan eyes are unknown to them.

Warning: May contain spoilers for those who don't know this stuff.

disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me, legally or otherwise.

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Running. Running through darkness. Running with no end in sight, no light at the end of the tunnel. Running as if hell itself was on his heels. Uzumaki Naruto suddenly found himself emerging from the blackness into a grassy plain, but still feeling like something was after him. So he kept running. Normally, the blond ninja didn't run from anything, much less something he couldn't see; but this was different. Thankfully, it started to fade, and he seemed to have evaded it once he was deep into the surrounding forest.

"Oh, it's just you." a voice said.

Naruto looked up and saw a figure sitting in the branches. With one look, he knew. "What the hell are you doing here, Ebisu?"

The tutor of the Third Hokages grandson jumped down and landed lightly in front of him. "I'm here to make sure you never show that face of yours in Konoha village again, demon." A nasty grin spread over his face, and he assumed a fighting stance.

/Are you kidding?/ Naruto thought. /Didn't I already beat this closet pervert? Oh, well. I guess I have to re-educate him./ With that, he formed his hands to the specific seals of his ...unique juutsu. "Sexy no Juutsu!!" And the young ninja transformed into a busty, blond girl with the same whisker lines on her cheeks as when normal, covered only by a thin cloud of smoke. She gave an alluring wink and blew him a kiss, making it extra sexy.

Normally, this would have sent him flying backwards with a nosebleed, but this time, something different happened. With no emotion on his face, Ebisu charged forward and attacked him/her by striking the forehead and neck with the first two fingers of each hand. He then began a strange juutsu that Naruto had never seen before, and did a palm strike into his/her face just as he yelled the name of the juutsu, and Naruto was unable to hear it.

Then, the blackness was back. Naruto was floating this time, still transformed, still quite naked, and then noticed a pair of eyes in the distance. They were red, red as blood, and as they drew closer, Naruto could make out 3 swirl marks spiraling around the pupil. The ninja had never seen eyes like this, in fact had never even thought such eyes could exist. Yet, as he watched, they started changing. The swirls flowed towards the center, as if made of liquid, and merged with the pupil, making a pinwheel-like image. At that moment...

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...Naruto sat bolt-upright in bed, sweat pouring down, soaking his shirt. /What... what the hell? What were those...?/ It was still dark out, and he climbed out of bed in the darkness to go to the bathroom and get some water. On the way, he bumped his foot on the doorway and let out a high-pitched yelp. /Huh? Did I just cry like a girl? Over a stupid doorpost?/ Once he was all the way inside, he flicked on the light.

And screamed that same, high-pitched, girly scream.

Because the face in the mirror was a girls. His own Sexy no Juutsu, in fact.

/What the HELL? Did I transform in my sleep?/ He mentally kicked himself for making such a racket so early. /It goes away after a while, so I'll just wait it out/ So he/she waited. And waited. And waited. An hour passed and he was still a she. /This is bad. This is very bad./

Naruto was a girl for good.

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It's a bit short, but that was what I thought up. Please review, and submit ideas if you want. Pairing suggestions welcomed! BTW, I intend to keep this going, so keep your eyes open...