Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! As much as I wish I did, I
don't...WAHH!!!
On with the fic!
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Chapter 1
Egypt: Marik's House
Yumi: *dressed like an angel* Hey guys!
Marik: Why did we invite them?
Aino: Because you love us!
Marik: Yeah right.
Aino: Mister grouch.
Ryou: Man, it's December and it's sooo hot! Marik, how could you be wearing black in this weather?
Marik: I have an immunity to this weather. *Touches Yuki's wing*
Yumi: Hey! No touchie!
Ryou: My girlfriend!
Yumi: RYOU!
Aino: Let's talk like Yoda!
Yami: Ok!
Aino: Talking like Yoda we are!
Yami: Love each other very much, telitubbies!!
Yumi: What?
Aino: *laughing* Are homosexuals, telitubbies!
Yami: HAH!!
Yumi: We're going on a cruse! Yay for cruses!!
Aino: Fun are they, cruses.
Yumi: Stop talking like that.
Aino: Ok.
On The Ship
Anutso: hungry I am!!
Yugi: You're always hungry...That's a little too often.
Aino: *opens a cupboard* AH!! *A few dead bodies fall on her and Yumi*
Aino+Yumi: ACK!! GET THEM OFF!! *They crash into each other*
Ryou: Yumi! Aino! Are you guys ok?
Aino: X_X
Yumi: @_@
Ryou: Guess not...
Anutso: That's a bummer.
Yami: Aino?
Aino: O_ ACK! The light!
Ryou: There is no light in here.
Yugi: Yumi?
Yumi: X_X
Anutso: How will she wake up? Bro, I need a joint...
Yumi: O_ I'm ok...
Ryou: Good.
Marik: *sitting in the dark* Hee hee...
Anutso: Bro, what's your problem?
Marik: *eyes glowing red* You guys aren't going anywhere...
Yumi: *taking a step back* Dude, your eyes are red...
Anutso: *taking a step towards the door* ACK!!! *runs out*
Mizuno: *running out* AHHHH!!!
Seto: Mizuno! Come back here! *runs after her*
Aino+Yumi: *running down the hall* AHHHHHHHHH...!!!
Ryou: *Running after them* HOLYYY CRAPPP...!!!
Yugi: Well, that was just odd.
Marik: *stabbing Tea* Oh, did they go somewhere?
Kuri+Yugi+Yami: ACK!!! *run away*
Marik: God... Why are they scared of me?
Closet
Aino: I think we lost him.
Ryou: Thos is crappy...
Yumi: Is there someone else taller than Ryou in here?
Aino: *In a scared tone* No.
???: Scary, isn't it?
All: ACK!!!
Aino: Yugi?
Yugi: Yessss...
Yumi: It's only you. I thought you were a threat.
Yugi: Hey!
Aino: Let's get out of here.
Yumi: He's still out there... I know it.
Later
*DREAM*
Yumi: *waking up* ACK!! Where are my clothes??
Marik: Not here.
Yumi: PERVERT! Where did you put them!?
Marik: I didn't do anything.
Yumi: *wrapping the black silk sheets around her chest* Why am I here?
Marik: You came here on your own.
Yumi: I'm going to get some pants...*Walks off*
Marik: Ah...Wait...*hears her 'ACK'* Never mind.
Aino: What?
Yumi: I am mentally blinded for the rest of my life.
Aino: Why?
Yumi: Because you were making out with my brother!! LOOK!!
Yugi: That was at random.
*END DREAM*
Yumi: *Waking up* Damnitt. That was useless.
Ryou: How did you fall asleep with all four of us in here?
???: FIVE!!
All: *run out* ACK!!!
Yumi: I think we lost him.
Marik: *grabs her breasts and squeezes them* GUESS WHO!!!
Yumi: Marik you pervert!!! *punches him and he slid under Aino's school skirt.*
Aino: Don't tell me his face is under there...
Yugi: Then I wont.
Ryou: *grabbing Yumi's hand and putting one on her face* Are you ok?
Yumi: Yes.
Ryou: *let's go, and gives a really evil look to Marik* Rrrr...
Aino: Ryou?
Yugi: huh?
Yumi: Kura?
Bakura: Yes?
Yumi: Oh Kura! I thought I lost you forever! *She jumped up and kissed him*
Bakura: I came to finish off what I started. But I'll never leave you guys again.
Yugi: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
Yumi: *crying* Thank you, Kura.
Later
Yumi: *waking up* What? This dream again! Pinch me once to see if I'm awake... *pinches herself* OUCH!! That hurt...
Marik: It was supposed to.
Yumi: ACK! Marik you pervert! Where are my clothes?
Marik: As long as you're here you wont need clothes.
Yumi: What are you-
Marik: *turns around, wrenches down his black leather pants, and turns back around* Suck it.
Yumi: You can't make me...
Marik: Like hell I can! As long as you remain here, if I kill you Bakura dies too. All of the Bakura family will.
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HAHAHAHA!!! A cliffie!!! MUHAHAHAHAW!!! Review, or you will never find out what happens!!! HAHAHA!!!
Chapter 1
Egypt: Marik's House
Yumi: *dressed like an angel* Hey guys!
Marik: Why did we invite them?
Aino: Because you love us!
Marik: Yeah right.
Aino: Mister grouch.
Ryou: Man, it's December and it's sooo hot! Marik, how could you be wearing black in this weather?
Marik: I have an immunity to this weather. *Touches Yuki's wing*
Yumi: Hey! No touchie!
Ryou: My girlfriend!
Yumi: RYOU!
Aino: Let's talk like Yoda!
Yami: Ok!
Aino: Talking like Yoda we are!
Yami: Love each other very much, telitubbies!!
Yumi: What?
Aino: *laughing* Are homosexuals, telitubbies!
Yami: HAH!!
Yumi: We're going on a cruse! Yay for cruses!!
Aino: Fun are they, cruses.
Yumi: Stop talking like that.
Aino: Ok.
On The Ship
Anutso: hungry I am!!
Yugi: You're always hungry...That's a little too often.
Aino: *opens a cupboard* AH!! *A few dead bodies fall on her and Yumi*
Aino+Yumi: ACK!! GET THEM OFF!! *They crash into each other*
Ryou: Yumi! Aino! Are you guys ok?
Aino: X_X
Yumi: @_@
Ryou: Guess not...
Anutso: That's a bummer.
Yami: Aino?
Aino: O_ ACK! The light!
Ryou: There is no light in here.
Yugi: Yumi?
Yumi: X_X
Anutso: How will she wake up? Bro, I need a joint...
Yumi: O_ I'm ok...
Ryou: Good.
Marik: *sitting in the dark* Hee hee...
Anutso: Bro, what's your problem?
Marik: *eyes glowing red* You guys aren't going anywhere...
Yumi: *taking a step back* Dude, your eyes are red...
Anutso: *taking a step towards the door* ACK!!! *runs out*
Mizuno: *running out* AHHHH!!!
Seto: Mizuno! Come back here! *runs after her*
Aino+Yumi: *running down the hall* AHHHHHHHHH...!!!
Ryou: *Running after them* HOLYYY CRAPPP...!!!
Yugi: Well, that was just odd.
Marik: *stabbing Tea* Oh, did they go somewhere?
Kuri+Yugi+Yami: ACK!!! *run away*
Marik: God... Why are they scared of me?
Closet
Aino: I think we lost him.
Ryou: Thos is crappy...
Yumi: Is there someone else taller than Ryou in here?
Aino: *In a scared tone* No.
???: Scary, isn't it?
All: ACK!!!
Aino: Yugi?
Yugi: Yessss...
Yumi: It's only you. I thought you were a threat.
Yugi: Hey!
Aino: Let's get out of here.
Yumi: He's still out there... I know it.
Later
*DREAM*
Yumi: *waking up* ACK!! Where are my clothes??
Marik: Not here.
Yumi: PERVERT! Where did you put them!?
Marik: I didn't do anything.
Yumi: *wrapping the black silk sheets around her chest* Why am I here?
Marik: You came here on your own.
Yumi: I'm going to get some pants...*Walks off*
Marik: Ah...Wait...*hears her 'ACK'* Never mind.
Aino: What?
Yumi: I am mentally blinded for the rest of my life.
Aino: Why?
Yumi: Because you were making out with my brother!! LOOK!!
Yugi: That was at random.
*END DREAM*
Yumi: *Waking up* Damnitt. That was useless.
Ryou: How did you fall asleep with all four of us in here?
???: FIVE!!
All: *run out* ACK!!!
Yumi: I think we lost him.
Marik: *grabs her breasts and squeezes them* GUESS WHO!!!
Yumi: Marik you pervert!!! *punches him and he slid under Aino's school skirt.*
Aino: Don't tell me his face is under there...
Yugi: Then I wont.
Ryou: *grabbing Yumi's hand and putting one on her face* Are you ok?
Yumi: Yes.
Ryou: *let's go, and gives a really evil look to Marik* Rrrr...
Aino: Ryou?
Yugi: huh?
Yumi: Kura?
Bakura: Yes?
Yumi: Oh Kura! I thought I lost you forever! *She jumped up and kissed him*
Bakura: I came to finish off what I started. But I'll never leave you guys again.
Yugi: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
Yumi: *crying* Thank you, Kura.
Later
Yumi: *waking up* What? This dream again! Pinch me once to see if I'm awake... *pinches herself* OUCH!! That hurt...
Marik: It was supposed to.
Yumi: ACK! Marik you pervert! Where are my clothes?
Marik: As long as you're here you wont need clothes.
Yumi: What are you-
Marik: *turns around, wrenches down his black leather pants, and turns back around* Suck it.
Yumi: You can't make me...
Marik: Like hell I can! As long as you remain here, if I kill you Bakura dies too. All of the Bakura family will.
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HAHAHAHA!!! A cliffie!!! MUHAHAHAHAW!!! Review, or you will never find out what happens!!! HAHAHA!!!