I was on a chat o n Maximum X when someone came up with the subject of 101 ways to annoy Iggy, I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna tackle this one and smiled J
101 WAYS TO ANNOY IGGY, by NuDgE
1. Walk up to him and say, "Ever heard of figgy? I'm sure you'd LOVE it.
2. Say, "Oh look, a beach bunny in a pikini", and when he looks within a millisecond laugh at him.
3. Then yell "Max! Iggy's being a sexist pig!"
4. Go up to him and say, "Wouldn't you and Ella make SUCH a good couple?"
5. Scream in his ear: "Umber-ella-ella-ella-eh-eh!"
6. Tell him that he has a good fashion sense for a blind mutant.
7. Tell him that you've seen a video where in a fight he just fell due to his eyesight, and then they stole Angel.
8. Tell him he has beautiful eyes, and the blindness makes it look better.
9. If he can't find something say, "It's right THERE stupid, do we have to put it on top of a 'white object?"
10. Start to sing: "Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend."
11. When he sighs, you say: "In a second you'll be wrapped around my finga, Cause I can, Cause I can do it betta, there's no other, she's so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?"
12. Tell him that you read something where he sang that song.
13. Say: "I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and Max!"
14. Then say: "Hey! You can't hit a girl!"
15: Say: "Max! Tell Iggy it's agaist the rules to hit girls!"
That is just the first fifteen, but i need more time to think, but I'm sorry that some of them are a little cruel, but I have a little writer's block