Chapter One
Break In
"You know it's always best to avoid situations where you have to piss off a tyrannical dictator because they always seem to have a lot of people with guns that put holes in your body. And if you're like me you don't want or need a new breathing hole or twenty," From the diary of Daxter three months after the rescue.
"I need a theme song," Daxter thought idly as he unscrewed the air vent leading into the Baron's prison. After it came loose he dropped it on the ground and crawled in to find a corridor with a series of pipes and a walkway large enough for him and Jak after he broke him free. "Pay dirt," the ottsle cheered mentally as he jumped down from his perch. "OK I'm on the second floor and old Jakkie is stuck in the basement so I gotta find the elevator," he thought as he began his exploration. Suddenly Daxter heard the faint sound of boots. He quickly jumped on to a pipe and concealed himself.
"Did you hear about the assassination attempt on the Baron's council last night," A voice said, Daxter froze as he saw two Krimzon Guard walking his way on patrol.
"Who tried to kill them this week was it the blades again or the honey bees," one of the guards replied.
"Neither this time it was done by a group calling themselves the resistance, really original there," the other guard chuckled as they passed Daxter's hiding spot.
"Don't see the grate, Don't see the grate don't see the-" Daxter prayed until.
"Hey Johnson what happened to the grate up there." The guard on the left said.
"I hate you," Daxter thought as he glared chainsaws at the observant guard.
"Well you see when an intruder wants to get into a place it is common for them to open a grate or two and get in throe it so they can perform dastardly deeds to the good residents inside the premise and it is our job to SHOOT THEM INTO TINY BITS OF ASH," the other guard all but yelled, then he pulled out a small radio and said, "This is red 4827 we have a breach in sector 32 a grate has been tampered with and as of yet we have seen no intruder patrolling for suspect,"
"Dude you didn't have to be a dick about it," the observant guard sulked as he scanned the area looking for Daxter.
"Damnit all to hell," Daxter thought angrily as he waited, after a few minutes the duo began to walk back the way they came.
"Hey we should split up so we can cover more ground", the observant guard said as the duo rounded the corner.
"Good idea I've always wanted to be murdered while I wait for backup, no we stick together," the first one growled as the left.
"Well it's ShowTime," Daxter thought as he crawled along the pipe to keep moving deeper into the prison.
Well this is Blackmoon456 looks like I'm starting to write again, a friend of mine saw some of my drabbles on my comp and demanded I start posting them or I would be killed by fire breathing, chainsaw wielding chipmunk ninjas. At a later date I may need a beta but i'm unsure of that at the moment like always please rate and review.