(Sarcastic)Harry Potter loves his life!
Music: Power, by Little Mix
Harry; (sighs)(speaks under breathe) I hate that fat lil cow...
(Music plays)
Dudley; NOW NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY!
Uncle Vernon; DONT BE GRATEFUL AND ILL MAKE YOU PAY!
Aunt Petunia; UNDER THIS ROOF THAT YOU SHALL STAY!
Harry; that is unreasonable can't you wait?!
Vernon; I'm really strong and you know it..
Get in the car and my temper won't blow it..
(Harry gets in thecar and they are in the museum)
Harry; (in parseltounge) Wow Wow! Look at the snakes!
Dudley; OH NO IM TRAPPED IN ITS CAGE
and it's all his fault! (Points at Harry)
Vernon; you're grounded till you clot!
(They're home and it's Sunday or Saturday, it's hard to tell)
Harry; and I should know..
Why I have this spot on my throat..!
I love to watch the news-
(The family interrupts)
Dursleys; (screaming) OH NOOO!
(Mail comes thrashing through the windows)
(Music... blah blah)
(Harry grabs an envolope)
(Music stops)
Vernon; THATS IT
(Takes Harry to island)
(Sleeps)