Chapter One: Stealth...is not for Rammus

AN: I just finished going through and updating this so here you go.

Rammus looked up at the Institute of War, for the longest time he had called the walls of this place his home but recently he had longed to go out and explore. In the past few months there had been less conflicts that need to be solved by the league, but even when there where conflicts Rammus has been called fewer and fewer times to Summoner's Rift. With one last nod and turn his back on his former home and slowly began to walk away his first plan was to head north and maybe explore the Freljord to start.

Before he made it a mile from the Institute he began to hear someone yelling from behind him "Rammus!...Rammus wait!" Rammus turned back to see someone even shorter then him was running as fast as his little legs could carry him towards the quiet Rammus, standing there silently he looked at the furry creature never taking his eyes off of him.

"Rammus I heard you left the league...well I want to come with you, together we can go on an excellent adventure...and maybe get some girls." Teemo laughed stupidly as he rubbed the back of his neck taking the time to catch his breath from the sprint.

"...Okay." Rammus answered as he turned from the Yordle and continued on his walk to the north.

"Hey wait up!" Teemo yelled as he ran up next to him.

Ashe stood alone on the frozen tundra she was happy to have some alone time from her clan and her overbearing husband, just in front of her was a small hot springs. "I could use a refreshing dip, I'm so glad Sejuani told me about this place." she smiled as she set a towel down. Taking a moment she turned and looked around to check if it was clear, she took her hood off as her cape and shoulder pads also fell to the ground. Her white hair lightly blew in the breeze, she took her gauntlet and set them next to her hood and cape, she pulled her top off as her breasts bounced free.

Teemo was silent as he blends in to the background, "The Queen of Freljord is hot even in the cold!" he thought as his eyes were lock on her breasts as they bounced free her her top.

Ashe finished undressing as her skirt, panties, and knee-high boots were placed next to her other clothing as she lowered herself into the hot spring. Teemo was trying his best to not move and jump on the sight of beauty before him. "Hmm so beautiful...this is pretty good for Rammus' first stealth mission." he thought as he turned back to see how he was hidden.

Rammus stood atop the hill behind Ashe holding a single green leaf in his hands over his face, "WHAT?! That's your hiding spot!" Teemo shouted at the top of his lungs at how stupid it was.

Ashe's head turned sharply in the direction of the voice, "Teemo!" she growled knowing his voice anywhere as she grabbed her bow from the edge of the water not wasting a moment she leap out of the springs and charged the Yordle who was now running for his life.

"Run!" Teemo yelled as he darted off away from Ashe.

Rammus watched as she jumped out of the water reaching for an arrow, "I will kill you rodent!" Rammus on the other hand simply dropped the leaf as rolled down the slope he was on and walked up to the hot springs edge, reaching down he grabbed Ashe's panties and placed them in a small satchel he had bought before they entered the frozen waste land know as the Freljord.

Ashe was pissed, that little bastard was spying on her and he got away. She took a moment to look around she had to find that little pervert now. "I can't believe that rodent was watching me as I took my clothing off." She formed a fist in angry not bothering to cover herself. She gave up the bastard had escaped her grip as she turned and returned to the springs so she could gather her clothes, that is when she saw that her panties had been stolen. "...Where are my panties!" Ashe yelled. "Damn that little prev!"i

She gather up her cloths and got dressed as she charged off to the only trail near the hot springs she was not about to let this Yordle live now that he had them.

Teemo was getting tired and cold after he escaped Ashe stopping he took deep breaths, "Where is...Rammus? We need to keep going." he had to find his buddy, he suddenly froze up when he heard a sharp whistle behind him. Looking over he saw the a fully clothed Ashe with her bow drawn back. Quickly he got now on his knees "Ashe please don't kill me, I'm sorry that I was peeping on you!"

Ashe's arrow flew forward as it landed at Teemo's feet causing him to jump backwards from fright. "For...peeping?!...Give me back my panties you little pervert!" she screamed as she grabbed Teemo's foot with her free hand and began to shake him. All of his pouches opened and nothing fell out. "What?!"

Teemo's eyes had rolled back into his head and blood dripped from his nose as he had a clear view of her vagina.

"Wake up prev!" Ashe ordered as she dunked him in the snow.

Teemo looks around, "What happened?"

"You will answer my question prev! Where are my panties!?" Ashe demanded.

"I don't know." Teemo answered.

Ashe dropped her bow and held an arrow from her quiver as she pointed the tip of it at the swift scout's throat. "Don't lie to me you were the only person around, now where are they?!"

"Ashe how could I have taken them, you saw where I was...watching, there was no way I could have taken them." Teemo answered as he shook his head in spoke in almost a pleading way.

Ashe looked at Teemo, she didn't want to admit but he was right about this she had chased him off and couldn't have doubled back for the panties. The angry she held for him was clouding her judgement thou so even she knew the correct answer she was not about to accept it, unknown to them however Rammus was watching and as he watch it looked like Ashe was about to slash with the arrow. He rolled up into a ball and rolls forward, he uncruled and leap forward headbutting Ashe, she fell to the ground knocked out.

"Rammus...you saved me friend." Teemo cheered.

Rammus nodded as he helped his friend up, "Wait...were you the one that stole Ashe's panties?"

Rammus nodded as he pointed to his pouch.

Teemo laughed and then looked at Ashe, "We can't just leave her here, Rakelstake is near by we'll drop her off then run like hell."

"Okay."

Ashe wakes up in her room looking around for a moment and rubbing her throbbing head she saw a note on her mirror, slowly she stood up and walked over to the mirror lifting the small piece of paper.

Dear Ashe,

Again we are sorry about spying on you but if it makes up for it we found the guy who stole your panties we left him in your closet, hopefully next time we meet it won't be like this time.

Yours,

Teemo and Rammus

Ashe turned towards the closet, she opened the door to find her husband Tryndamere laying on the ground with a pair of her panties over his head, "You stole them? You know our marriage is just political..."

Tryndamere pull Ashe's panties from his head, "Our marriage is just political?...NO! I married you because I fell in love with you and you just give me the cold shoulder. Well not anymore! Now I take what I want!" he yelled as he grabbed Ashe and threw her on the bed.

"Tryndamere what are you doing?!" Ashe demanded.

Tryndamere held up her panties as fire burned in his eyes, "Taking what I want."

Teemo watched Rammus as he stopped. He looked around himself moving a potted plant on the ground, "Rammus what's wrong?" Rammus turned and pointed to the right side of his shell as he lifted a table now hoping that it had fallen under it. "Oh your satchel you bought...well we can just get you a new one." Teemo said putting his hand on Rammus' shoulder.

Without warning he suddenly curled up into a ball and rolled away as fast as he could back to Ashe's room think he had dropped it there.

"Hey wait up!" Teemo yelled as he chased after him.

Tryndamere finished tying Ashe's wrists to the headboard and each of her ankles to the bed posts, he smiled as he took his sword and began to cut away her top and skirt. "Stop this now Trynd...Mhhhhhhhhh" Ashe tried to plead as Tryndamere gagged her with her own panties.

"Shut up whore!" He growled as he took a stocking from her dresser and tied it around her mouth to keep the panties in her mouth. "Now it's time for me to finally get what I want." Slowly he unstraped his armor watching Ashe struggling to get free, her eyes widen as Tryndamere stood in front of her naked, he crawled on the bed and placed himself over Ashe. "Now the joke about my right arm being strong then my left arm dies." he laughed in a low tone as he readied himself the door was split in half as Rammus rolled in hit Tryndamere knocking the naked barbarian from the bed to the floor as he uncurled on top of the bed between Ashe's legs.

"Ow! Damn you Rammus you will not stop me!" Tryndamere growled in pain as he grabbed his sword from the ground.

Rammus paid no attention to the enraged Tryndamere or the bound Ashe as he saw his satchel laying on the floor, he slowly walked to the end of the bed and hopped off of it over grabbed his treasure as the barbarian raised his sword. Teemo had just arrived as he saw Tryndamere about to slash his friend, "Rammus look out!" Teemo yelled as he blew a dart from his blowgun into Tryndamere's neck. "You bastard! I can't see!" Tryndamere yelled as he began to swing his sword wildly smashing a dresser and then finally lodging it in the wall, Rammus turned and quickly jumped up to headbutt him as Tryndamere stumbled backwards falling out of the window. "Damn you!" he shouted.

Teemo smiled as he looked over at Ashe seeing her in that state caused his nose to bleed, Rammus finally noticed that Ashe wast not only in the room but was tied to as he slowly walked over to the posts and began to untie her. Ashe covered herself in a blanket as she rubbed her wrist, "Rammus...Teemo thank you, you two will always be welcome here even with what happened before."

Ashe looked over to see Teemo out of it, "And Rammus next time you come back I'll give you a real reward." Ashe said as she kissed his cheek.

"Okay." Rammus answered as he picked up Teemo and began to walk outside.

After awhile Teemo woke up as they walked over the tundra of Freljord, "So where should we go now my friend?"