I do not own Twilight or Captian Falcon, but Tom wishes he did.
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Chet didn't know how he got in this predicament. The last thing he remembered
was sitting in creative writing class enjoying the wonderful teaching of the fairy princess Mrs.
S. All of a sudden Tom laughed myniacly and grabbed one of Mrs. S's magic wands.
He bellowed, "Falcon Magic!" and Chet disappeared. Now he lay suffocating under a molding
mattress, collapsing under the weight of the rotting corpse of Osma Binladden. Chet peered
around the edge of the mattress to meet the gaze of his captor. Edward Cullen smiled sinisterly
down on him. Tom approached Edward and they put their arms around each others shoulders.
"Tom, why?!?" whispered Chet. Tom looked at Edward with adoration in his eyes and
whispered, "Best Friends Forever."
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Ok, this was a another class assignment. We had writing exercises and one of them was that you had to write about someone trapped under a mattress by a dead body. So naturally I picked my two bone head (i mean that in the best way possible) guy friends and their favorite person, EDWARD!!!!!! see "Dumbest Story Ever" for entire story on that note.