My first ever fb fic! (And my second Klaine fic) I've read two or so in the same "facebook wall-to-wall format" and they were really hilarious and entertaining. Let's just hope this is as good as those too. Haha!

Dirty jokes, I know. It's my first attempt at actually making dirty jokes. I tried my best to come up with witty lines. My sense of humor is definitely not the best; I think I'm kind of shallow, so pardon me if this disappoints you. (But I hope it doesn't)

NOTE: Underlined names are those who are tagged/ mentioned.

So, without further ado, (hang on to your bobby socks girls, coz we're about to rock your world.), my attempt at writing a humorous fb fic!

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Kurt Hummel Blaine Anderson Thanks for last night! I had so much fun. ;) [Blaine Anderson, Wesley Cheung and 6 others like this.]

Puck Bad-ass ABOUT DAMN TIME, HUMMEL! [Santana Lopez and 2 others like this.]
Kurt Hummel Puckerman, I am pleasantly surprised to find out that you are also interested in these things. Putting that aside, I've been waiting for it for such a long time! I've looked forward to it ever since I read about it.
Santana Lopez Sooo… how long was it? ;)
Kurt Hummel I would say the same about you, Santana. I did not think that this would catch your interest. To answer your question, I was so into it that I didn't notice. But I guarantee you won't be bored. ;)
Puck Bad-ass ARE YOU KIDDING? Of course I'm all for it!
Finn Hudson DUDE! TOTALLY NOT COOL!
Kurt Hummel Finn, I am disappointed with you. What you said was totally offensive. I could just barge into your room and lecture you on this, but since I already began typing, I will just go on. It doesn't mean that just because you are straight, you are not allowed to like things that seem totally gay. Puckerman has all the right to like whatever he wants. I thought you already changed, I guess I was wrong.
Santana Lopez Wow. Seems you had a really good time.
Kurt Hummel I sure did! ;)
Finn Hudson Sorry, dude.
Kurt Hummel It's alright. I hope you've learned your lesson. And please, don't call me dude ever again.
Finn Hudson Ok
Santana Lopez Were you bottom?
Kurt Hummel Haha! No. Of course not. Although Bottom isn't an ideal role for me, it wouldn't be so bad to be one some day.
Blaine Anderson Kurt, I don't think you and your friends are on the same page.
Brittany S. Pierce We are. Coach Sylvester even paid for it. I know because I was the one who drew horns and fangs on Rachel's face.
Kurt Hummel Blaine, what do you mean?
Rachel Berry Brittany S. Pierce, as perplexed as I am to why you decided to give that statement, I am enraged with your display of immaturity. Not only did you commit an offense to me as a minority, but you also committed vandalism and tampered school property.
Kurt Hummel OH MY GAGA NO

Burt Hummel
Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson, I thought I made it clear already.

Carole Hudson-Hummel Come on, Burt. They are teenagers. It's just natural.
Kurt Hummel No, dad it's not what it seems to be! And why do you have to make it your status in Facebook?
Blaine Anderson It was just a misunderstanding, sir.
Burt Hummel Who misunderstood: me, about your excuse; or you and Kurt, about what we talked about?
Blaine Anderson Actually, sir, it was our friends who took things the wrong way.
Burt Hummel I demand an explanation, Kurt. Just knock on the door before going in.

Kurt Hummel
Contrary to popular belief, Blaine Anderson and I did NOT have sex last night. It was a grave misunderstanding between the parties involved.

David Bryant Where is the dislike button? [Wesley Cheung likes this.]
Wesley Cheung dislikes this. [David Bryant likes this.]
Brittany S. Pierce There was a party? I wasn't invited. :( Lord Tubbington has always wanted to go to a birthday party. I even bought him a birthday hat two weeks ago just in case. :(
Puck Bad-ass But have you guys done it before? [Santana Lopez and 2 others like this.]
Kurt Hummel I am NEVER talking to you again, Puckerman. [Finn Hudson likes this.]
Santana Lopez You're avoiding the question, Kurt. ;)
Kurt Hummel The same goes for you, Satan
Kurt Hummel *Santana.

Mercedes Jones Kurt Hummel How was date night? ;) [Rachel Berry, Blaine Anderson and 2 others like this.]

Kurt Hummel Our date was wonderful! :) [Blaine Anderson likes this.]
Rachel Berry What did you and Blaine do?
Kurt Hummel Oh, we had dinner at a fancy restaurant and watched "A Midsummer Night's Dream" at Columbus! [Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones and 3 others like this.]
Mercedes Jones Good to hear! How was the play? ;) [Rachel Berry likes this.]
Kurt Hummel It wasn't a musical, but it was really nice. I'm pleased that it met my expectations. Blaine and I got to meet the cast afterwards! :)
Mercedes Jones Boy, ain't that nice!
Rachel Berry Kurt Hummel, did the two of you kiss? ;)
Kurt Hummel :) [Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones and 5 others like this.]
Santana Lopez Wait a minute, so if you two only ate dinner and watched a play, where did you get your answers?
Kurt Hummel Ugh. I really don't want to answer that. I think I've suffered enough humiliation for now.
Blaine Anderson Santana, I believe Kurt thought that you and Noah were interested in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and were asking about it. As for your question of "how long", he thought you were asking about the length of the show. I believe Kurt misunderstood your meaning of "bottom" to the character in the play called "Bottom".
Kurt Hummel Thanks for explaining it on my behalf, Blaine.
Blaine Anderson No problem. ;)
Puck Bad-ass It's Puck, man. Anyway, This is BS. I'm sure something happened. [Santana Lopez and 2 others like this.]
Kurt Hummel Ugh, does your mind contain anything else but sex?
Puck Bad-ass That's some sharp tongue, Hummel. I like it.
Finn Hudson DUDE! KURT HAS A BOYFRIEND! HOW COULD YOU TALK ABOUT TONGUING WITH HIM?
Rachel Berry Finn Hudson, I am fairly certain that Puck did not mean that literally.
Puck Bad-ass DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Kurt Hummel Finn, I can see that you are trying your best to fill your role as my stepbrother, and I appreciate that, but you are overreacting. Calm down. [Carole Hummel-Hudson likes this.]
Finn Hudson Ok.. Sorry, man.
Puck Bad-ass It's cool.
Finn Hudson Mom, did you just like Kurt's comment?
Carole Hummel-Hudson Yes, honey. Oh! I like the part where it says that you are trying your best to be Kurt's stepbrother. Not the overreacting part.
Kurt Hummel Admit it, Carole. You SO agree with that part too.
Finn Hudson HEY! NOT FAIR!
Carole Hummel-Hudson Actually, I think I do. ;) [Kurt Hummel likes this.]
Finn Hudson Mom, I can't believe I actually agreed to make you a Facebook account and add you as my friend.

Blaine Anderson
misses Kurt Hummel. [Kurt Hummel and 8 others like this.]

David Bryant How romantic. [Wesley Cheung likes this.]
Kurt Hummel That's really sweet, but we were together just last night. [Wesley Cheung, David Bryant and 3 others like this.]
Santana Lopez ;) [Puck Bad-ass and 2 others like this.]
Blaine Anderson Why, can't I miss you? :( [Wesley Cheung and David Bryant like this.]
Kurt Hummel NO GUYS, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. WE JUST ATE AT BREADSTIX. KEEP YOUR HEADS OFF THE GUTTER. [Blaine Anderson likes this.]
Kurt Hummel And Blaine, I'm not saying you can't. Truth be told, I miss you too. [Blaine Anderson and 5 others like this.]
Puck Bad-ass Yeah, right.

Wesley Cheung
missesDavid Bryant. [David Bryant and Wesley Cheung like this.]

David Bryant That's more like it. [Wesley Cheung likes this.]
Blaine Anderson I never understood what's going on with you guys. And Wes, do you really have to like your OWN status? [Kurt Hummel likes this.]
Wesley Cheung Why, can't I like my own status? :( [David Bryant likes this.]
Blaine Anderson Hahaha. Very funny. Remind me again why I became friends with you guys.
David Bryant Do you really want us to remind you? [Wesley Cheung likes this.]
Blaine Anderson …Actually, no. [Wesley Cheung and David Bryant like this.]
Kurt Hummel Quite frankly, I'm curious as to why the three of you are friends. It's such an odd combination. [Blaine Anderson, and 2 others like this.]
Blaine Anderson It's a long story that I'd rather you not hear. [Wesley Cheung and David Bryant like this.]

Blaine Anderson Kurt Hummel So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

[Kurt Hummel, David Bryant and 8 others like this.]

Kurt Hummel So much for last night, huh?
Blaine Anderson Haha! I guess so. Can't get it out of my head.
Kurt Hummel Same here. :)
Blaine Anderson I mean it, though.
Kurt Hummel Mean what?
Blaine Anderson "Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen".
Puck Bad-ass Did you guys have fun last night? [Santana Lopez likes this.]
Wesley Cheung Oh dear lord, I think I have to go to my dentist. [David Bryant likes this.]
Kurt Hummel THANKS FOR RUINING THE MOOD, GUYS. And Puck, it's not what you think it is. We just watched "Moulin Rouge", okay? [Blaine Anderson likes this.]
Puck Bad-ass Pfft. If you say so.

Kurt Hummel
Lesson learned: Never EVER use "last night" when referring to any activity done with Blaine Anderson.

[Blaine Anderson and 14 others like this.]

The end! Hope you guys like it. Don't forget to leave a review!

NOTES:

1.) Puck's name in Facebook is "Puck Bad-ass" because I have a feeling that he does not like being recognized by his full name, Noah Puckerman.

2.) The "A Midsummer Night's Dream" reference is just my way of being able to put something about Kurt being "bottom". I haven't watched/read it, but I know it quite enough. There IS a character named Bottom. Nick Bottom, if I'm not mistaken.

3.) I just felt like adding a dash of Wavid bromance, so I hope you don't mind.

4.)The "Moulin Rouge" reference is because of the Moulin!Klaine craze. I just watched the movie recently and all I could think of was Klaine. And those lines from "Your Song" just really fit.

5.) Brittany here was referring to the McKinley Yearbook, by the way. Haha. All the members of New Directions ARE on one page!

6.) I just got random surnames for Wes and David.