Hey there guys, I have no idea where this story came from, I wrote it a long while ago and I went and looked at it again, so I finally decided to put it up here.

Just so you know, I liked batman Before TDK came out.

And you know you got to have these...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these people in this story, they belong to Bob Kane.

WARNING: This story is SLASH, slash: m/m or homosexual relationships, in this case between two men. And if you don't cheer for that team, you can press that back button!

Pairings: Riddler (Edward Nigma) /Two-Face (Harvey Dent)

Have fun!

Happy Birthday Harvey

Harvey dent was sitting at his half light and half dark chair, brooding into his split lair. Today was his 30th birthday. His eyes scanned the room, looking for something to do or think about. Anything other than the fact that he was going to have a mid-life crisis.

"Oh HARVEY!!!" Came from the entrance.

Harvey groaned, his head falling into his hands. "What do you want, Riddler..." He took a deep breath and lift his head up to look at The Riddler. He wasn't wearing his costume or hair as The Riddler, though. So Harvey just guessed he was there as Edward.

Edward walked over to Harvey. "So how's our birthday boy!?" He asked enthusiastically. "I expected you to have a half and half cake and half and half balloons..." He said looking around. "Were they all out or something?" He asked.

"No Edward, My girls decided to go out together..." He said, leaning back into his chair.

Edward's eyes scanned him as he sat there. "So they left you all by your lonesome?" He said and sat down on the arm of the chair.

Two face glanced at him. "Probably for good." He said.

Edward paused. "By together did you mean..." He rose an eyebrow, smiling a bit.

"Yeah..." Two Face responded.

Edward started laughing. "Too many threesomes, Harvey?"

Two Face growled at him.

Edward held his hands up, then put an arm around Two Face's shoulder. "Don't worry Harv, you'll always have me." Edward grinned at him.

"Great..." Harvey said.

"Aw, come on now I'm not that bad, am I?" He asked.

Harvey rolled his eyes. "On a good day..." He muttered.

"You're just sad that your girls left you on your 30th." Edward said. "I'll give you a gift, Harvey..." Edward slid into his lap and wrapped his hands behind Harvey's neck.

Harvey's eyes widened and he pulled backward. "You finally gone off the deep end Eddy?" He said alarmed.

Edward smiled mischievously and leaned in closer. "Come now Harvey, it would be rude not to accept my gift, I didn't save the receipt..." He kissed him on the mouth.

Harvey's eyes widened and gasped. Edward smiled in their kiss, and Harvey couldn't help but smile back. Harvey took his face in his hands and kissed him back.

They broke apart, breathing hard, grinning like the devils they were.

"Enjoy your gift?" Riddler asked.

"There better be another part." Two-face growled, smirking.

The Riddler snickered and kissed him again.

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