For the rest of the drabbles that are going to come up:
Disclaimer: Naruto and all the characters are owned by Kishimoto-san. If I did own Naruto, then Suke-kun would be having his way with our Naru-chan.
Warning: SasuNaru, which will all equal to Sasuke X Naruto, thus meaning boy X boy action. Also, grammar errors… Yes, a lot of grammar errors… (stares into the air)
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Drabble 1. Genin to Genin
(The first rank will belong to Sasuke, and second rank will belong to Naruto. And the 'to' in the middle is pronounced TOH, which is a Japanese word for 'and.' For example: Hokage to Jounin would mean that Sasuke is Hokage and Naruto is jounin.)
And yes, there are more to come…if I write them, that is…
For some reason Sasuke is acting very…odd.
No no, not that there was ever a time he acted normal, but today…let's just say that he's especially, extraordinarily odd.
It's like he's avoiding any physical or mental contacts with people…nah, he always avoided people. Anyways, err, it's really hard to explain but…he's really acting odd today. He can't keep an eye contact for more than 3 seconds and even if I do try to provoke him, our conversation only lasts 5 seconds. He's staring at the sky when he's not even Shikamaru and his face is somewhat red…it's not like he's reading Icha Icha Paradise or anything…
A poof. "Yoo, shoukun."
"YOU'RE LATE!" Thus that begins our little morning routine.
"Ah, there was a dolphin caught in a fisher's net near the shore so- I rescued it before I came here," he explained, keeping his face straight like he always do to lie.
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO LIE, MAKE IT SOUND BELIEVABLE, KAKASHI-SENSEI! WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FORESTS, DANG IT! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS DOLPHINS AROUND HERE!" Sakura-chan and I yelled at the same time, somehow ending up saying the same thing. It was really scary how we managed to say the same things at a time like this when Kakashi-sensei tried to lie…
Bah, a dolphin? You're so predictable, Kakashi-sensei… You probably ended up doing the 'fooling around thing' with Iruka-sensei before you came here… Hmph! I know I'm stupid, but I'm not that stupid enough to not notice that your clothes are somewhat hurriedly thrown on!
"Okay, moving on" the silver haired jounin drawled, pointedly averting our angry rants, "We don't have any missions today, so we'll train until 3 before we finish."
N-…No missions? Damn it! That friggin' lady luck wasn't even on my side today! What was up with these stupid events?
"Why aren't there any missions today, Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura-chan asked first curiously, and at the corner of my eyes, I saw Sasuke shift slightly. That caught his attention, I suppose.
"All the D rank missions were given out to the academy students in order for them to have a little taste of the genin lifestyle, and all C, B, or A rank missions were given out to chuunin and jounin who has free time. Hokage-sama noticed that those ninjas were getting a little too lazy… Ma, you guys are playing too much right now too, but when I look at you, I have a feeling that we might just need a little break, Sasuke-kun." Kakashi-sensei said, attaching a little heart at the end of the suffix, thus royally pissing the said boy off.
"Shut up!" Sasuke yelled, apparently royally pissed off like aforementioned. I'm telling you! He's acting odd! Normally he would just make a little 'che' and turn his head, but right now his so moody right now you can't do anything to make him feel better!
"Are you okay, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura-chan asked worriedly, peering at his eyes with concern. It's been around 6 months ever since she got over the most wanted boy in Konoha, but Sasuke was still her friend, sexy or not. Oh, she was just acting like she was still infatuated with him just to annoy Sasuke. Who knew that she enjoyed such things? "You're being extremely moody today!" Oh no! If a thick headed girl such as Sakura-chan (sorry, Sakura-chan!) noticed the oh-so-great Sasuke's state today, then it must be true! Something was up with him! Gasp!
"I'm fine," he muttered, somewhat annoyed with that barely audible twitch of his right eyebrow. He used to ignore Sakura-chan all the time in the past, but now he answers every one of her questions that aren't ridiculous. She was still his teammate, after all. "Just… I just didn't have any sleep."
A sudden snicker from Kakashi-sensei, which was quite odd, judging by the fact that Kakashi-sensei kept his straight face most of the times, "Oh ho ho, but you had a 'nice dream,' didn't you, Sasuke-kun? No matter how much you try to hide it from me, I could still hear the shower!"
Sasuke's face turns immediately red, brightness of the blush creeping up his cheek. I knew it! He had…He had some kind of sickness today! Ha, I'm a friggin' genius! Wait… Then I should probably take him to the Tsunade no baa-chan, huh… Hmm… "Y-You!" Sasuke doesn't finish his sentence, sputtering as he turned even redder than before. What kind of dream did he have, anyway…?
Sakura-chan had that knowing grin on her face, starting to giggle at something only she, Kakashi-sensei, and Sasuke knew about, "Ara, Sasuke-kun…" she cooed coyly, batting her eyelashes at Sasuke just to annoy the heck out of him, even though it was half ruined by the giggles that interrupted her sentence, "Did you have a nice wet dream?"
…Wet dream? What the heck was that? A dream where you eat something really delicious and wet yourself?
A silence.
Why was everyone looking at me like that? I didn't do anything! Oh no wait… I didn't say that aloud or…did I? Aw heck no! Even Kakashi-sensei is looking at me! Kakashi-sensei and Sakura-cha look like they're about die from restraining their laughter… What, did I say something I shouldn't have?
A strangled snort erupted from Kakashi-sensei.
Then a strangled snicker erupted from Sakura-chan shortly after Kakashi-sensei's snort.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What? De-Delicious thing? W-Wetting yourself from THAT? PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kakashi-sensei howled with laughter, clutching at his stomach as he punched down at the imaginary ground beneath his fist.
"HAHAHAHA! T-Tell me, Sasuke-kun! HAHAHAHA! In y-your dream! AHAHAHAHA! Which flavor… WAHAHAHAHA! ….Was Naruto! Kusu. PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Even Sakura-chan gave up her fight with her laughter, falling over as she landed on her rear end, not even stopping to take a breath. Her laughter joined Kakashi-sensei's, echoing all through out the place, which ended up sounding like some kind of witches' laughter.
They didn't stop until tears were running down their face endlessly, laughing their guts out. Sasuke's face was really, really red. He opened his mouth to say something, but closed it again, unable to think up something to make them shut up. So when their laughter ceased a bit…
"Sasuke, what's a wet dream?" I asked him.
"Shut up, usuratonkachi!" he yelled with a red face, which triggered…
A stifled snort from Kakashi-sensei.
A strangled noise escaping from Sakura-chan.
"PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" then they started to laugh again in unison, shamelessly howling out their amusement. Sasuke twitched with annoyance, his face red. Our training was postponed, due to Kakashi-sensei and Sakura-chan's stomachache when they finally stopped. They were even escorted to the hospital by the people passing by, who thought that they were having some kind of mental breakdown or a seizure.
The mystery of that 'wet dream' not solved yet… Hmm…
I guess I'll go ask Iruka-sensei when he buys me ramen today!
E N D FOR NOW
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Alternate Ending:
The silver haired jounin leaned back languidly, trying to sooth away his stomachache by taking a long hot bath. Ah, what a day, he thought, a perverted smile starting to appear on his unmasked face, Wet dreams… Puhuhu… Wetting yourself when you dream about eating something delicious… Puhahahahaha!
Then he suddenly froze in his position, face turning pale with horror despite the hot water filling his bath right now. 'Aw, shit!' his eyes – well, only one since he still covered his sharingan eye – widened with sheer terror, the thought he had running frantically in his mind.
Naruto doesn't know what wet dream is. He gets curious of it when he sees our reactions to the word. The first one he's gonna ask to find about it is…!
BBBBAAAAAAAMMMMM!
His bathroom door suddenly was slammed open, ending in a pile of pointy planks. When the dusts and the bath steam cleared, standing at the door, was none other than an infuriated Iruka who was breathing in and out harshly with rage, his face red.
"HATAKE KAKASHI, WHY YOU INSUFFERABLE PERVERT!"
That night, Kakashi had one smug Uchiha watching him get beaten up by one enraged Iruka on a rampage.
And yes, it was really painful. Realllyyyy paiiinnnfffuuulll...
THIS IS THE ENDING, I SWEAR!
Author's Notes:
(runs away to hide in her closet)