(A auditorium Lance stands, a red curtain is behind him)
Lance: You ever notice that they have yellow pages, and white pages? What's up with that?
(Crowd boos)
Lance: err... ok... better go with relevant material. So have you heard, the Blue Demon blew up another vending machine again.
(Crowd gasps)
Lance: Yeah the library caught fire, and ya know what? We lost both books.
(Crowd laughs but Principal Kelly is heard booing)
(Commercial Break)
(Kurt and Wolverine are in the mansion living room, a TWIX bar is on the coffee table)
Kurt: Ah Mien friend.
(Kurt hands Wolverine one, who eats it, his eyes brighten. Then he glares at Kurt who is about to eat his. Wolverine jumps on in and his claws come out. Scene cut s to Wolverine slashing, but a couch blocks our way of Kurt. Blood and blue fur fly everywhere, till he stops, stands up, and eats the other TWIX bar.)
Voice: Two for me... None for you.
(Back to the show)
(In the hall of Bayville. Lance, Todd, and Kurt are there.)
Lance: Ack my Vest!
(Holds up ripped vest)
Todd: What happened yo?
Lance: I let Fred's freakish new pet in my room while his was being painted.
Kurt: That must of been bad.
Lance: Yeah, his room looks so stupid now.
Kurt: I meant your's.
Lance: Yeah no kidding!
Todd: So what are you gonna do yo?
Lance: I guess get a new one.
(Scene shows corner restaurant with Burger World written on it. Scene then changes to inside the restaurant, Kitty, Jean, and Rouge are sitting there.)
Jean: I'm going for the record!
Kitty: What record?
Jean: THE Record.
Kitty: THE Record?
Jean: Yes, THE Record.
Rogue: I think I'm lost here.
Kitty: It's THE Record!
Rogue (Sarcastically): Gee that helps.
Jean: THE Record was last set by Jennifer Bell. It is the record, of most guys a girl is dating at once.
Rogue (Sarcastically): Oh Jean, it looks like you're on the Road to greatness now.
Jean: Exactly.
Kitty: So how many do you- like, need?
Jean: 12 to beat the record/
Kitty: And you have 2 so far?
Jean: Three actually... (to Kitty)I have been seeing Pietro lately
Kitty: AH.
(Kurt runs in and sits down)
Kurt: I have done it.
Jean: Done what.
Kurt: I have seen the light?
Kitty: Religion?
Kurt: No, I have seen the light of... Under Water Cooking!
Rogue: Underwater cooking?
Kurt: Underwater cooking!
Jean: As in... cooking underwater.
Kurt: You got it!
Rogue: You're insane.
(Rogue leaves)
Kurt: She is just jealous.
Jean: Jealous of underwater cooking?
Kurt: of underwater cooking!
Kitty: Jealous of cooking underwater?
Kurt: Exactly.
(Scene changes to Scott working on his car in the Mansion's driveway)
Scott (Laughing): So Kurt is cooking underwater?
Rogue: That's what he says.
Scott: How do you cook underwater?
Rogue: He never explained that part.
Scott: Figures.
(Scene changes to Lance carrying various vests piled in his arms)
Lance: I appreciate you helping me and all. You knowing so much about fashion... but slow down Pietro!
Pietro: This one will look great.
(Scene shows Pietro holding a pink vest)
Lance: For the last time it has to be brown. No Pink! No Chartreuse! No Orange! No Forest lime! No Black! No White! No Tie Dye! No Hippie! No Grey! No White! No Silver! No Royal Blue! No Red! No Sand, Sunset, or tan of any kind! No Striped! No Blood Red! No Royal Red! No Purple! No Yellow! No Leather! No Sky, Sea, Pond, Or any other weird blue! Just brown!
Pietro: Fine, fine.
(Hands Lance a vest that looks like his old one)
Lance: Too small.
(Hands Lance more as he lists off the problems)
Lance: Too Big, Too Scratchy, Too damp, Too droopy, Too Tight, Too Baggy, Bad edges, Too Molten-
Pietro: Too Molten?
Lance: Yes 'Molten'!
Pietro: How can something be Molten.
Lance: It just is.
Pietro: You are too weird!
Lance: All I want is a vest! Is that so much to ask?
(Everyone looks at him)
(Jean, Tabitha, and Kitty are sitting at a lunch table)
Jean: Uh oh.
Kitty: What's wrong.
Jean: I scheduled to go out with Gus and Paul on the same night.
Kitty: That is a problem.
Tabitha: I got it, just clone yourself and go out with them both.
Jean:... Shut up Tabby.
(Kurt is dressed in swimming trunks and has a Barbeque next to a swimming pool. He finished tying cement bricks to the barbecue, and ports. You now see him underwater with the barbeque. He ports away, and comes back with hamburgers which he throws under the lid. He ports away again. Now see Scott and Jean looking at Kurt)
Scott: I have to say, I didn't think you could do it.
Jean: Yeah Kurt, that is fairly impressive.
Kurt: Oh Yeah! The fuzzy dude strikes again!
(Scene shows Lance, Pietro, Fred, and Todd in Lance's jeep driving)
Lance: There is not a decent clothing store in this city!
Todd: Did you try-
Lance: yes
Fred: What about-
Lance: They have nothing!
Pietro: What about-
Lance: Nope!
Fred: I am sure you are over reacting.
Pietro: Or are just really picky.
Lance: I am not picky, I just refuse to wear a bad vest!
Fred: Hey I don't mind.
Lance: Yeah, but you all dress bad, me I have to look good.
Pietro: whatever, I am on the pinnacle of style, your just riding the 60s train.
Todd: Man, I am the most stylin`
Lance: Todd you aren't even on the same planet as Fashion
Fred: Does fashion even have a planet
Pietro: That has to be the dumbest input you have ever given!
Fred: Input is a cool word.
(At The Mansion, the Brotherhood arrive and everyone is in the backyard by the pool.)
Scott (coldly): Hello Lance.
Lance (coldly): hello Scott.
Tabitha: hey Lance, where is your vest?
(Lance Pushes Tabitha into the pool)
Tabitha: I can't swim!
Todd: that's nice
Pietro: Don't struggle, it only makes you think faster!
Tabitha: ok.
(Tabitha sinks)
Pietro: Sucker.
(Kurt ports up with a tray, he walks over and pops hamburgers into buns, everyone sits at a picnic table.)
Kurt: so how are they?
(Fred takes a bite)
Fred: these aren't cooked!
Jean: Kurt did you light the barbeque?
Kurt: Of course not, it was under water!
Kitty: then how did you expect them to cook?
Kurt: I figured the current of the water would cause friction and that would heat them.
Scott: Kurt, we could have got food poisoning!
Fred: These are great.
(Fred keeps eating the burgers)
(Three guys walk into the yard)
Guy 1: Jean, these two guys say you have dates with them, but so do I!
Jean: uh oh!
(Jean runs off.)
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(End scene)
(Everyone is cleaning up. Another guy, wearing the exact same vest Lance used to wear comes in.)
Guy: I have a date with Jean-
Lance: The perfect Vest!
(Scene freezes as Lance jumps at the kid.)
Hey, thought I missed the disclaimer didn't you? Well I didn't, HA! If this has resemblence to Seinfeld its purposeful. If you have ever read Fantastic Fiction, by Code Red (insert three numbers here) I believe that was the Author anyway. I sort of took that kind of Idea, and put Evo characters. So anyway this will be a series, season 1 has 13 episodes to expect, and the next one will come soon :D. In a final note I don't own Seinfeld or Evo.