The following is a story of EPIC ROMANCE.

If you don't think you can handle EPIC ROMANCE, I'd advise you to click back and find some better Fanfiction to read.

The writing will not be top notch.

The characters will be totally OOC.

There will be too much fluff and absolutely no storyline.

But isn't that what you should expect from an EPIC ROMANCE?

"I will love you forever and ever and ever, Katniss," Gale says to me.

I know that he has just attempted to kill Peeta despite the fact that I told him not to, but I believe him. I know that there is no way that he is lying to me. Gale always tells the truth and he will love me forever and ever and ever. So I swing myself around him and hold onto his neck and thank him for his love.

"Thank you for your love," I say.

"You are very welcome Katniss. I will love you forever and ever ..."

"And ever," I finish sweetly for him. I love him forever and ever and ever too!

"Yeah!" he says, sounding suprised that I was able to finish the sentence for him. Maybe he thinks I'm reading his mind or something, but I'm not. I just figured that was what he was going to say.

"What about Madge?" I ask him.

His eyes look down to the floor and he lets go of me. I'm not very strong so I fall to the floor and start crying. He bends down and apologizes profusely for dropping me before saying that he has no feelings for Madge.

"I apologize profusely for dropping you!" he yells. "I have no feelings for Madge." His eyes are shifting around in their sockets. He looks to the left and then he looks to the right. This makes me think that he is lying about something. I realize what it is.

"You're not sorry for dropping me! You did it on purpose, didn't you?" I cry out.

"Umm. No," he says.

I break out crying again. This time before he can help me feel better, Peeta bursts into the room.

"Katniss!" he shouts and runs over to me. He punches Gale in the face because he's a man like that. He's my man. I realize that Gale isn't a good person. He is just another stupid admirer of mine. Like Haymitch, who has to drink because he just can't handle me when he's sober. Then there's Finnick who pretends to love someone else because he doesn't want me to realize that he loves me. He doesn't know I'm smart enough to see it underneath his disguise. Of course you can't forget Cato- he died for me! And then Madge, who may be a girl, but I can tell there was something in that kiss on the cheek and how upset she was when I was leaving for the Hunger Games the first time. My admirers are pathetic.

"Peeta!" he comes towards me and I start smiling. "I love you forever and ever and ever!"

Peeta just rolls his eyes, frowns, and looks away from me. I know he's not really into romance, but I don't care. I lavish tons of love on him, telling him how much I love him. He gets tons of hugs and even more kisses and he just stands there, not saying anything. When I'm done and tired out from all the love I've given him, he looks at me and says, "Ok."

Then we walk away into the distance, slowly, with happy music playing in the background.

A/N: Wasn't that the best ever? Only kidding. But I was bored, so I decided to write this pointless parody. Hope you enjoyed!