Ok,someone told me that the first three chapters' writing
Halloween
Once everyone had sat down at the meeting, Leader (I'm going to start referring to him as Pain now.) said, "Ok, we all know what tomorrow is-"
Tobi immediately raised his hand and burst out, "What's tomorrow?"
"…Halloween, Tobi. Stop interrupting me like that, ok?" Pain said.
"Halloween? Yay! I'm going to dress up as a-"
"SHUT UP, TOBI. Now, since tomorrow is Halloween, we have to rack in as much candy as possible, because if we do, then we don't have to spend any money on groceries for the next couple of days." Pain said.
"Amazing plan." Kakuzu agreed.
"Isn't this a bit… you know… childish?" Kisame asked.
"Yeah, I mean COME ON! We're adults for Jashin's sake! I'm not going to make a fool of myself by going to someone's *beep*doorway asking for *beep* candy, that's *beep* retarded!" Hidan shouted.
"I knew you were going to say that." Pain muttered. "Apple!"
Hidan shouted angrily,"APPLE? Who the *beep* is apple? And what type of name is that?"
Suddenly a huge dragon with a spiked tail and wicked fangs walks in.
"Oh." Hidan stuttered. "That's Apple."
Pain, seeing the exact reaction he wanted, said, "We hired him to keep an eye on anyone who got to crazy-"
"Mainly Hidan, then." Kisame interrupted.
"…Yes, mainly Hidan." Pain said.
"That's *beep* retarded, I don't need some stupid dragon watching me!" Hidan said angrily, keeping his eyes on the dragon.
Tobi immediately interrupted, "Tobi loves candy! Especially Candy Buttons! Except once I got one stuck in my nose-"
"Tobi, that doesn't matter right now-" Hidan shouted angrily.
"Shut up, Hidan! It's you and your mouth's fault that you have a dragon with you, so deal with it-" Kisame said angrily to Hidan.
"Well I-"
"SHUT UP!" A scream erupted from one of the ends of the table.
Everyone quieted down immediately, looking at who could have possibly made such a noise. It was Konan.
"Hidan, you're going to have to deal with having a dragon follow you. Don't try anything funny, because he will immediately eat you if you do. Kisame, stop interrupting or I'm going to give you one of the nastiest, bloodiest paper cuts of all time. And Tobi, we aren't really interested in hearing your stories about getting Candy Buttons shoved up your nose, so sorry. As you were saying, Pain?" Konan said.
"Umm, yeah. Ok, rules are, there is no stealing from kids, no kidnapping, no sacrifices, hidan, I'm talking about you, no killing, no setting houses on fire, no torturing, no dating, Itachi, last time you did that everyone wanted to kiss her, and things started getting ugly, so none of that, no kitten-napping, Tobi,-"
"But they're so cute!" Tobi whimpered.
"No poisoning other kids candy, no TPing, and… I think that's it." Pain said.
"What? No TPing? That's madness! I did the best job on the entire street last time, un!" Deidara said, clearly outraged.
"Like I said, NO TPing, Deidara! Now all of you go and get your costumes."
Soon the members slowly poured out of the room, scrapping together money for their costumes.
wasn't allowed (thanks!) so here's the fourth chapter