How to Impress a Dino

Summary: Rex finally met the girl of his dreams, but scared that he's not Dino enough he has set out on a mission to show Trixie how dangerous, or dinosaur like, he can really be.

Chapter 1: The Sea of Coffee

"Muhahaha you will never survive my sea of highly toxic coffee you fools!" called out the evil witch Dolly as she flies over the already rising sea of Black Death and into the aircraft of the evil Doctor Pork Chop's spaceship.

"Well done," screamed out evil Doctor Pork Chop. "Let's see how they come out of this one, muhahaha!"

Woody, Buzz, and Jessie were running out of time. Already the sea of coffee was up to their ankles and sooner or later they will be burned and melted before they could make their boat that is on the other side of the island.

They start to run for it and as the sea of coffee rises from the ocean and onto the island devouring it they came to the realization that they should have let the stupid orphans die.

"I did NOT sign up for this!" Screamed Woody as he dodges spoons that are now falling from the sky.

"Oh no!" cried out Jessie, "They're dropping dinnerware on us!"

As they continued to run they all glance up to the sky that holds Evil Doctor Pork Chop. Sure enough the loading dock of the ship was open and Evil Witch Dolly was dropping bags of spoons, knives, and forks at the toys.

Buzz pushing Jessie out of the way from a falling knife comes up with a plan.

"Quick everyone, start climbing that tree over there!"

Woody, Buzz, and Jessie all run towards a coconut tree and starts to climb.

The coffee starts to raise some more as they climb the tree. By the time they reach the top, the Coffee was already half way up the tree.

"Now what Buzz?" Questioned Woody as he looks around for a way to escape.

"We fly of course," simply said Buzz and stood up on the branch. Jessie smiles at him and grabs holds of his arm.

"Nice thinking partner," said Woody and grabs hold of Buzz's other arm. On the count of three they all jumped from the tree and Buzz starts to fly towards their boat. Waiting for them was Rex. He starts the boat for the getaway.

"Hurry!" Screamed Rex. Rex pulls the boat forward and Buzz lands on the boat with ease.

"Thank you Buzz!" says Jessie as she reaches forward and gives Buzz a kiss on his check.

Blushing, Buzz claims it was nothing and smiles up to her (Remember Jessie is taller than Buzz).

"Now what do we do!" yells out Rex as he points his little arm up to the ship to the spaceship. Evil Doctor Pork Chop and Evil Witch Dolly were heading towards them.

Everyone stops and looks at each other. They had no way out. They had no way to save the orphans and no way out. They will be stuck in the sea of Coffee forever.

"There's only one thing to do," says Woody

"What?" asks Rex

"You have to save us Rex," says Woody

Rex little eyes get big and the look of shock overcomes everyone faces. Everyone's but Woody's.

Woody starts to smile. Not smile, more like smirks at Rex.

"What? Woody what do you mean I have to save us?" cries out Rex.

"Because I'm not Woody!," laughs "Woody."

"WHAT!" they all scream out

The fake Woody throws his arms over his head and pulls his hat off. The Woody that stood before them wasn't the real Woody. It was an imposter! The fake Woody pulls on his skull and his skins starts to peel off. The imposter was in a Woody custom!

"Who are you?" Yells Jessie as she runs towards the imposter and pushes him down.

The imposter pulls off his mask and what laid before them on the ground was a green alien with three eyes. Actually it was three little green aliens standing on top of each other.

OH no! They all stand in shock as they watch the aliens fall out of the Woody custom.

"What did you do with the real Woody!" screams Buzz as he picks up one of the aliens and holds him over the boat above the hot Coffee

"Don't do it Buzz!," panics Jessie as she runs towards Buzz.

"WHY SHOULDN'T I!" Screams Buzz

Buzz raises his arms and as the alien cries for forgiveness blackness covered the world, and a voice from up above can be head. It sounded distant at first but then –

"Bonnie! Time to go to daycare!"

Everything was white for a second, but then the world became clear again. They were back in Bonnie's room.

"Nooooo," cries out Rex. "What happens next? Oh I hate when she does that! I can't take the wait!"

Everyone starts to laugh. Rex always gets upset when Bonnie doesn't get to finish her story.

"I really thought Buzz was going to kill the alien," says Rex as he marches around the room, making a little "bump bump bump" sound as he does it.

All the toys were laughing. Trixie who was sitting out of this story for the time being came over the Rex and patted him on the back.

"Oh don't you worry Rex, we'll find out what happens next when Bonnie gets back"

"I hope so" says Rex. Rex looks down at Trixie and smiles. She always knew how to make him feel better.

"Now if you excuse me, I'm almost to the next lvl in Zurg Revenge! I'll see you later," smiles Trixie.

Rex watches her go. He wishes he could tell her how he feels. But he's a stupid dinosaur. He might as well be an imposter. He's not as scary as he should be, and he only wishes he had the guts to have real dinosaur spunk to him.

As Rex watches her go he glances over to his right and spots Buzz and Jessie. They were holding each other close and laughing about something. Now if Rex had what Buzz and Jessie had then he would be the happiest green thing with little arms. What they had was real not a dream.

Rex watches as Jessie runs off. But not before giving Buzz a kiss on the cheek.

"How does he do it?" questioned Rex aloud

Rex was going to find out. He was determined.

"Ohhh Buzz!" calls out Rex