--------------------Day 1----------------------------------------------------
Eden: What are you doing Haylie?
Haylie: I'm playing ball.
Eden: With what?
Haylie: With Yuki. I accidentally sat on him and he passed out in rat form, so I'm using him as a hackeysack, want to join?
Eden: um...what if he chan...
POOF
Haylie: HOLY SHIT! turns around with beat red face !O/O!
Eden:Ha Ha your a dumbass Haylie. throws blanket on Yuki Oh, hi Kyo.
Kyo: Hey Haylie and you...so um Haylie ya know Hatori is looking for you. He says he wants to talk to you about something really IMPORTANT.
Haylie: Oh really! Hello HATORRIII! Whatcha wanna talk to me about?
Hatori: Can we talk some where more privet?
Haylie: Sure! I. I?
Hatori: How about we go to the graden?
Haylie: Um...Sure ok lets go.
Hatori and Haylie leave the room
Eden: Yells USE PERTECTION!
Haylie turns around and flips Eden off.
Eden: Hey Kyo why do you hate me so much?
Kyo: Because you are a total freak and--
Eden:-- You have a crush on me don't you? TT
Kyo:N-N-NOOOOO! That's not what I fuckin' meant, GOD DAMMIT! o
Tohru walks in
Kyo: N-nothing happened I SWEAR!
Haylie and Hatori walk back in
Haylie: Eden, did you finally scare off Kyo with your love coffession?
Eden: O/O SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU DAMN BITCH!
Haylie: Dat's MISS Bitch to you! T.T
Eden: I HATE ALL OF YOU! Runs away fake crying
Haylie: I LOVE YOU TOO EDEN!walks away not caring about Eden's over dramatic exit.
Tohru: Will she be alright?
Hatori: Don't ask me...but maybe someone should go see if she'll be ok.
Haru: Who's yelling "I HOPE ALL OF YOU BURN IN HELL FOR HATING ME!"?
Hatori: Oh thats just Eden she flaked out over something and we don't know why?...You should go see what she's upset about since you didn't piss her off...she might listen to you.
Hatsuharu: Um...sure i'll go.
On the way, Haru bumps into Haylie Reading the latest Mogeta Manga on a bench. She's laughing loudly.
Haru: Now completely sidetracked Whatcha reading? T.T
Haylie: Mogeta... It's a really funny Manga.
Haru: How's it funny? T.T
Haylie: It's funny 'cause it's stupid...
A loud scream and crashing sound can be heard coming from the main house.
Haylie: It's good to be home after going to that hard ass college. I just wish Eden would calm the hell down.
Haru: T.T... Well, since you guys came back, it's not been that easy for Yuki and Kyo to handle as you can very well see...
Oh, sorry, I forgot I got something else to do... T.T
Haylie: Ok.Goes right back to reading her Manga.
At Main house...
Haru: Eden, are you ok. Yuki was passed out on the ground back there... T.T
Eden:looks up at Haru with BIG teary eyes. Sniff...hi...sniff...Haru.
Haru: T.T... You're not Eden... You're one of those fairies that fixed the classroom when I turned black a couple years ago...
Eden: Sniff...What are you talking about...Sniff
Haru: This isn't like you... You're a bad ass lier... T.T
Eden: What the hell is that supposed to mean you fuckin' stoner!
Haru: Yup... That's you... Your back, nice to see you. Did you enjoy it in LaLaLand?... T.T
Eden: You...are so lucky that it's against my (many made up religions) to hurt stoners...
Haru: Well, that's good, I can visit Yuki now that you're back to normal... Seeya... T.T
Haru walks out of room
Eden: GOD DAMNIT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE! OoO! sighs oh well I suppose I should go say sorry to every one...or not.
Kyo walks into the main house where Eden is.
Kyo: Um...Eden are you in here? It's dinner time so come and eat.
Eden:from a dark shadow. I'm not hungery.
Kyo: Get out here cause Tohru made dinner and you know she puts a lot of ef...
Eden: I told you I'm not hugery.
Kyo: Get you skankey ass out here and eat.
Eden: I'm not going anywhere with someone who hates me.
Kyo: God Dammit! You crazy woman why are you acting all Syco Bitch all of a sudden?
Eden: Uhh...O.o...
Kyo: Just GET OUT HERE NOW!
Eden: No.
Kyo: I said get out here.
Eden: And I said no.
Kyo: Do as I say woman!
Eden: Why should I?
Kyo: Cause I'm taller then you.
Eden: What the hell are you smoking? Did you steal some of Haru's secret Stash?
Kyo: Wha...NO. You're nothing but a stupid bitch. I don't even know why I try to be friends with you.
Eden: Ya know what Kyo... I think that you try to be friends with me cause you like me.steps out of the shadow wearing a very skintight leather outfit.
Kyo: What...The...Fuck...Are...You...gets cut off by a sharp and very painful slap.
Eden: Don't say such dirty words so close to my Virgin ears.
Kyo: What the hell do you mean by Virgin ears? Your body may be virgin but your mind, your eyes, and your ears are so not "virgin".
Eden: And how the hell would you know that?
Kyo: ...Um...Uhhh...did I say Um...
Eden: I thought so. But um...would you like to find out if I am or I'm not a "vergin"?
Kyo: Wha... are you crazy?
Eden: Maybe I am crazy. but only for you Kyo my love.
Kyo: twitch What are you saying?
Eden: You should know exactly what I'm say my silly lover.
Kyo: What the hell are you smoking?
Eden: Nothing my dearest love, but it is only your presence that intoxicates me so.
Kyo: Um...What are you sayi...gets cut off by a large crashing sound.
Haylie: walks into the room That was the worst food ever! Shigure would you stop spikin the food and trying to get Becca drunk off her gourd!
Eden:Suddenly lightens up BECCA'S HERE!
Haylie: Yup! Pulls in a very angry Becca
Becca: Luckily Tohru tastes all the food before serving it! Otherwise, he might have had me! She just all starts talkin' about UFO's coming to visit and then she fuckin' passes out! That was hella funny!
Eden: Stop stealin' my fuckin' words!
Becca: Who shoved a garble up you fuckin ass... was it Yuki?..
Eden: FYI it was Kyo.
Kyo: What the fuck is wrong with you people!
Becca+Eden+Haylie: Everything, when will you little fuckers learn?
Kyo:... Wait, did you say Tohru PASSED OUT!
Runs out of room
Becca: What a fuckin' dipshit.
Haylie: Eden, were you pushing him to hard? I think he looked like HE was about to pass out.
Eden: If so, I hope it's on top of Tohru.
Becca: That's fucked up.
Haylie: But then, we could watch Yuki kick his ass. I'm taking the bets this time! .
Eden: Well I have to go say goodnight to my lover who seems to be in denial. So I say good night I will see you in the morning, but don't be to surprised if you hear an odd bump in the night.
Becca: What the hell is she talking about?
Haylie: O.o
------in the other house-------
Eden: now where is he? Maybe he's in his room.knocks on his bedroom door.
Kyo:Opens door. yes what do you wa...oh no not YOU againtries to shut door but Eden runs in to fast to get locked out.
Eden: Oh Kyo my love why do you do such mean and hurtful things to me, the love of your life.
Kyo: What the fuck are you saying? And who said anything about you being the love of my life?
Eden: My loves are you that blind can you not see that we are meant to be together forever? Can you not see our fate written in the stars burning brightly with the fire of our love?
Kyo: You stole that from that damn Romeo and Juliet movie you rented yesterday didn't you.>:O
Eden:Snaps out of whatever it was that she was in. What the hell am I doing here.
Kyo: You're back to normal?
Eden: What the fuck are you talking about? The last thing I remember is eating a mushroom Haru gave me. He said it tasted like chicken.
Kyo: God dman that stupid ox. Eden Haru got you high off of his Mushrooms.
Eden: Damn him. I'm gonna kick his sorry ass!
Kyo: Well at least you're back to normal.
Eden: Um...Kyo what did I do when I was high?
Kyo: Um...I'll tell you in the morning it's getting really late and I'm tired.
Eden: Ok, see ya in the morning. goodnight.leaves Kyo's room.