2day waz a gud day for mee cuz I met da coolest guy inn my skool! Yes me, Kikila Montgomery 16 years old, da newest and sexxiest gurl in town!
By town I'm tlaking abut Forks, a town where it shets n it rains and it's a shitholle! ...Well annywayss sincee I got hurr with mah dadd who's a lonly virgin fggt , I been vrry bored and sad, i dun evn got no plac e 2 go get my hairdid and dye mah naturally blondee hair anymorr!
Rightt now I got pinkk N black streaks in em and green highlighhs but iot'ss not gun last anymore if i don findd salon ! mY dad, Charlie, callss mme a whore and says if u get laidd arund hrr you get lynhched cuz u must stayy puure butt I sya fuck himm, because hs a lil' ffgt and he dosnt undrstands me.
I justt flipp him off n run to my room.
But Edward understands mee! Das him,. da coollest guyy in TAWN. He'ss fkinmg awesome and his hair goos straigh up !
I assked hem 2day how he doess itt cuz is not gel and by winking nd whisspring sexily he saidd:"It's a vampire secret!"
"VAMPIIYRE?!" I shoutedd in da middle of gay Bio class.
But then...right az I was shouting "VAMPIREE', att da same precize mommint...
Edwad stardd 2 farrt N cough violentely !
Da whole class waz loking at us nd it was embarassing but den I ntocied somting strange, hee did nawt smell lyke human fartts, ity smelld of roses and white truffles !
Thadd scaredd mee, he wass looking at mee very intense al da whill farting 2 covver wutt I saidd.
A,ll waz so strnagely bizarre nd Arousing, , I notice dat I waz wetting myy pinnk lleather pantsus.
"What aerr u looking at u nerds, clearly he''s chokking !~!"I scremed
Buutt cllearly I kno wut he waz...he wass nott jjoking, he really waz Vampiore !
It all finaly stopppd when da classroom door opnend.
Sum plain Jayne walked rygt in, laate 4 class, no one lookd at Edwad anymorr butt eys were all on dis chick, pale shity complexionn, thin harrdid flwoing down to her flatass. Even Ed noticedd her ! In fact shee made him cough n fart evenm more loudly whn she passed by his deskk so he hadd 2 excusse himself n leave.
"Bitch lokk wut u did to my man" I wihspered as shee wnt by.
Shee made surre 2 step onn myy hawt black leathr conbat boots whn she walked past me ! Dat piissd me off! I alrady hated da gurl 4 being so preppy. ew.
Da teahcer wlecomd her ;"Welcum to your new school Bella! We wishh u all a great year with us!" .. I let out a groawn .
I toughbt I was da only prettyy new girl in sckool! Well shee betta nnot get in myy way 2 win Edward's sexyy undead heart...at lest,,.. "I" alreaddy knw his hot dark secrt !
I kicked bacck in ma chairr whilst flippin' my longg streaked hair 2 relax 4 da rest of clas,
looking foward to knoww all ov Edwrad's darkest screts, and mak hhim my boyfriend !1 I amm startin to lyke dis town ...