Han's partner in crime
In co-pilot's seat
Swear he didn't cleanse
Time now Chewy spends
Growling angrily
This huge hairy ape
Looks like a Yeti
Little bugs ensnared
Jumping through his hair
Chewbacca has fleas
This Wookie is tame
But that's been revised
You will hear his roar
Bashing through a door
Till that itch subsides
Flying through the skies
There in the Falcon
Not as bad as mange
Yet he's acting strange
Needs powered talcum
This guy weighs a ton
Watch out when he freaks
Go and spend your dimes
On flea shampoo slime
Chewbacca has fleas
Once acted sublime
Now up walls he climbs
Chewbacca has fleas
