Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach in any way shape or form. Tite Kubo owns the characters; I'm simply borrowing them and using them for entertainment purposes. If I did own bleach, Ukitake would be shirtless in every episode.
A wooden stage is located in front of you, red curtains hiding half of it. Suddenly the once dark room is illuminated by one single light. A girl with medium light brown wavy hair is seen on stage.
Cat: Welcome to Bleach Dares~! I'll be your host along with Ukitake Jushiro. Come on out Taicho!
Ukitake appears from behind the red curtain, smiling gently to the audience.
Ukitake: While it's a pleasure to be here… Might I ask why I'm helping host?
Cat: Because I love you!
Ukitake: Excuse me?
Cat: *Cough* I mean, cause you're so nice, and stuff… *rubs back of neck sheepishly*
Ukitake: Okay then.
Cat: Now then Bleach Dares is going to be a fic where you can post dares for all your favorite (and least favorite) characters to do, that will embarrass and mentally scar them~!
Everyone's favorite strawberry pops on stage, followed by the ice princess.
Ichigo: Oi, I did not agree to this!
Cat: *Smiles devilishly* Oh yes you did, read the contract *pulls out giant stack of papers from nowhere and throws to Ichigo*
Rukia: *Reading over Ichigos shoulder* Baaka~! I told you to read it before you signed! *Slaps Ichigo*
Cat: Yup! And I have a contract for each and every one of you! Ukitake, please.
Ukitake: *Gives all the characters there signed contracts*
Ichigo: Who's the baaka now Rukia?
Rukia: I only signed because you did!
Cat: *Sweat drops* Not a really good excuse… So as I was saying, all you have to do is post a dare (or more) that you'd like to see these idiots *motions to everyone behind her* do and I'll be sure to force them to do it. Sadly, I'm keeping this T rated so keep the sexual content to a minimum! But don't worry, we can still have our fun with them… *Grins impishly*
Grimmjow: Guys I'm scared!
Renji: Dude me too, me too.
Ulquiorra: Stop whining trash.
Grimmjow: Ulquiorra do you know how many fangirls you have? You're going to have it the worst out of all of us!
Ulquiorra: Fangirls? Are they trash?
Cat: Yes Ulquiorra-sama some are, but some can be nice. Like me!
Ulquiorra: I think I understand, thank you, trash.
Cat: *Goes to emo corner* Ulquiorra-sama called me trash…
Toshiro: With her as our host we're all gonna die…
Rangiku: But I'm still a virgin!
Everyone: Like hell!
Rangiku: *Pouts* It's true…
Gin: Don't worry Ran-chan I'll help 'ya. *Fox smile*
Cat: Hey now! None of that you deviants, especially you Gin, I can't have you defiling all the girls.
Gin: I understand *silently cries in the corner* don't worry 'bout me.
Cat: Aww, I feel like I kicked a puppy…
Toshiro: An ugly one…
Cat: Toshiro! How could you?
Toshiro: For the last time it's Hitsugaya-taicho!
Cat: Whatever… Anyway don't forget to post and join us next chapter for,
Cat and Ukitake: Bleach Dares!