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20 ways to die...
20)Tell him you want to play a game of 20 questions...
19)Ask him why he's short
18)Ask where his stylist is
17)Poke him with a stick...and run away
16)Eat ice cream in front of him and tell him he can't have any
15)Tell him he's cute
14)Force him to wear a dress
13)Hide behind Kurama and throw stuff at him
12)Make him watch a Spongebob marathon and hide the remote
11)Ask him if his starburst is real
10)Ask him why he hasn't told Yukina he's her brother
9)Place him in a retirement center
8)Replace his sword with a backscratcher
7)Have him listen to Justin Bieber
6)Dye his clothes pink and say it's Koenma's orders
5)Tell him there is a ice cream shortage
4)Sign him up for dance classes
3)Make him babysit your neighbor's kids
2)Ask him if he's gay
1)Lock up Yukina
There you have it...20 ways to die by Hiei's own hands
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