Hi! I got really bored…plus, I've had this idea for a little while now.
Have fun reading!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my ideas.
50 THINGS MONKEY D. LUFFY WOULD NEVER SAY/DO:
1. Say: "I don't wanna be King of the Pirates."-
2. -"I wanna join the Marines!"
3. Kill himself for no apparent reason.
4. Say to any pirate captain: "Can I join your crew? Yours looks cooler than mine!"
5. Say to his crew: "I hate you guys. Get out of my sight."
6. B**** slap Nami.
7. …Or anyone for that matter.
8. Eat Chopper in the ocean when no one's looking.
9. Steal money from Nami.
10. Go up to Robin and say: "Teach me everything you have learned, Robin-chan. Absolutely everything."
11. Go up to Brook and say: "I don't need you on my crew."
12. Go up to Brook and say: "Your jokes aren't funny anymore."
13. Punch a little kid in the face. (A/N: Wow that was random…)
14. Go next to Zoro and start insulting Kuina.
15. Hand Robin over to the Government.
16. Say: "TURN THIS DAMN BOAT AROUND! WE'RE GOING TO IMPEL DOWN TO VISIT MAGELLAN-SAMA!"
17. After seeing an enemy, say: "WAAAH! SO SCARY! *hides behind Usopp*"
18. Hug a Celestial Dragon.
19. Kiss a Celestial Dragon.
20. Do anything that involves positive interaction with a Celestial Dragon.
21. After Hancock asks him to marry her say: "Sure! When's the wedding?"
22. Say: "I hate this straw hat! It itches!"
23. Then throw it in the ocean.
24. Light his own flag on fire.
25. Set a bomb in the kitchen.
26. Set several bombs around a random island.
27. Buy a frilly dress and put it on, saying it's the latest fashion.
28. Throw the refrigerator in the ocean.
29. Insult the Thousand Sunny.
30. Cut all the strings on Brook's violin-
31. -"IT'S SO GODDAMN ANNOYING!"
32. Once arriving at Raftel, take One Piece (whatever it is)…
33. …And give it to Blackbeard.
34. Kick Ace's grave.
35. Spit on Ace's grave.
36. Remove Ace's grave.
37. Go up to Akainu and say: "Thanks for killing my brother! He was so pesky…"
38. Grab a rifle and begin shooting innocent people.
39. Say: "I'm a vegetarian now."
40. Shout to the sky: "Sabo, you're an idiot! You should've just stayed at home!"
41. Burn Robin's books with Sanji's lighter.
42. Sit back and relax as Sanji gets killed.
43. Shave everyone's hair (on purpose).
44. Take all the medical supplies when Chopper isn't looking.
45. Throw them-you guessed it-in the ocean.
46. Break the Log Pose.
47. Ask Sengoku to join the crew.
48. Make prank calls. (he wouldn't know how)
49. Jump into the ocean several times just to annoy Zoro.
50. Give Garp a HUGE bearhug.
A/N: Teehee. Review please!
~Miyuki