an:hello guys and gals this is my first chapter in naruto and the god who just wanted fun

bijuu/god talking:"i want to eat you puny mortals"

bijuu thinking:'i dont want to eat you puny mortals'

human talking:"aaaaahhh dont eat us"

human thinking:'please eat me and end my existence'

Our story starts out like how all story's start out with a bored god.

"Aaaaaaaah why is there nothing to do. I've allready watched naruto so many times. I can repeat it line for line" said the god " ooh i know what to do . I will give naruto my soul absorbtion power"(cue maniacally laughing ) so he spent all of one second creating a alternate naruto universe and here is where our story begins

naruto p.o.v age 4

i was running as fast as my little legs could carry me, away from the villagers and shinobi who had formed a mob. i needed to get to the forest of death at least there nothing there tries to kill me, except for that crazy snake lady. when i got to the forest the entire mob that had formed to beat, stab, maim,etc me stoped i knew they were to scared to go in once i was in i walked to my tree it was a tree that was easy for me to climb but not the animals once in i saw a couch with a tv on it and someone playing somthing called naruto ultimate ninja storm "what are you doing here?" i said while thinking'who is he how did he get a couch in here and why is my name in a game' .

the person then said "naruto uzamaki namikaze kaguya Ōtsutsuki you have been judged and your punishment is death"

"whaaaaat!!!" i said what was he talking about he cant judge me he hasnt even met me before.

he then said"hahahahahahahah you actually fell for it i actually came here to give you a power its called soul absorbtion. here i will give you your first one all you have to do is eat it and all the knowledge will be absorbed into your mind and you'll get the power. this soul is special its an artifiacial soul just for you to learn the proper way to use it and how to detect lies"

"why do i need to know how to detect lies mister and how did you get the couch here?"

"first question your hokage has been lying to you your entire life he knows you parents and why everyone hates you second question i used my awesome couch moving skills that i have honed over a millennia" he then struck a pose reminiscent of might guy's nice guy pose

"here you go" he then flicked a white orb at my face and i felt pain like my body was being stabbed by whit hot needles everywhere after a while it stoped and i didnt see him anymore so i decided to train my soul powers.

an:this is my first fanfic please give me constructive critisism and i would like if some people give ideas of powers and or girls you want naruto to be with