Just a little blurp I thought of while sitting in math class.
The Wrath of C.C.
"Why, oh dear god why, would you EVER do that?!"
Lelouch Lamperouge has just learned an invaluable lesson. There are not many things that C.C. cares for, but you do not ever, ever, mess with the things that she does. That will lead to an absolute destruction that lays beyond the feeble imagination of the human brain.
"It's not my fault C.C. It was the only practical way to break through the left flank. All other options left me with a 24.5% less probability or below. It was not a battle we could have lost."
"That is no excuse," C.C. cried. "Destroying a Pizza Hut is despicable, even for you terrorists. It's downright sacrilegious."
Lelouch and the Black Knights had recently been involved in another battle with Cornelia in the Tokyo Settlement. It was their objective to raid a Britannian research facility and steal the plans for a new Knightmare designed for one of the Knights of the Round. It was supposed to be a quick raid followed by an immediate retreat, but as the old saying goes, "nothing goes as planed".
They were soon perused into the streets, which normally wouldn't be a problem for Zero. He always had a plan B. However, the Black Knight's "vast information network" was still getting off the ground, and it seemed that their escape route was under heavy construction and was impossible to travel. It seemed that they had to turn and fight and, in the process, destroy a Pizza Hut that was near by.
"Don't be so melodramatic C.C. It's not like anybody died. I was already evacuated by the time we got there."
"That gives you no rite to destroy it! Pizza Hut is a shrine! A monument to everything delicious, just, and wonderful in this world!" C.C. proclaimed indignantly.
"Please, it's just a pizza joint. They'll build ten more in its place." That was the last straw. Lelouch had just uttered is last words.
"You pompous piece of piece of pseudo-royal $%#! You can never replace a Pizza Hut, but if they do I hope they build it from your ashes you scum ball! And then I hope they have your stupid, idiotic Black Knights work there for minimum wage while they cook your sister into a bread sticks in the back. She's too worthless to be put in a pizza, she's not even smart enough to see. And then they'll serve her to your dad, who is better then you in every way by the way, and he'll probably puke. Not because it's human, it's because it sucks so hard, like you do!"
Lelouch was shocked. He seriously thought she had snapped.
"You can't destroy the stair way to heaven and get away with it Lelouch! Not by a long shot! I'm going to destroy your life you $$*&! I will own you! You'll rule the day you ever messed with the pizza gods Lelouch, mark my words. You end is near, %$hole."
With that she slammed the door their room and left down the stairs. Lelouch was stunned. He didn't move for one minute, or for two. Not three or four minutes, not even for five. He had never faced such an furious person before in his life. He was sure that would be a scar that he could never recover from. Finally at six minutes he realized he was just standing there and moved to the window where he saw the green haired witch leaving with some urban clothing and a big, black trunk and a cooler, which was probably filled with pizza. She turned around for a moment and faced up towards the window.
"AND YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE!" Those were the last words C.C. said before she hoped in a waiting taxi and sped off.
Leouch cried himself to sleep that night. He knew that last one was true.
Ya, it wasn't THAT great but I wanted to do it. I hope you got some lols.