Dawn: Here is a comedy story based off 'America's Funniest Home Videos'. Me, Dusk, and Hollyleaf have all called the cats of the Clans to the island to post episode one of 'The Lake's Funniest Home Videos'. Now, time to meet the hosts!

Dusk: And make sure to review.

Hollyleaf: But read first.

Dusk: DUH I KNOW THAT! *pushes Hollyleaf off a cliff*

Dawn: Who put that cliff there?

Dawnfire, Duskstorm, and Hollyleaf were sitting at the island waiting for the Clans to show up for the Gathering.

"Where is everybody?" Dawnfire asked impatiently.

"I don't know, but it'll be worth it. They have been recording tapes of really funny mishaps in their Clan, and they get to show us them. Then they themselves will get to vote which cat or cats gets the prize: A lifetime's supply of mice!" Duskstorm meowed.

"Who caught that much prey?" Hollyleaf asked scornfully.

"I did. There's this really good place in ShadowClan territory for mice and such. You can't believe that they only eat frogs and lizards, can you?"

"But how can there be that much?"

"I made them with these special controlers. They can influence anything that happens in the forest," Duskstorm explained.

"I want one!" Hollyleaf wailed.

"Here." Duskstorm handed Hollyleaf a green controler, that looked a bit like a Nintendo DS lite without the screens.

"Dawnfire, did you get one?" Hollyleaf asked.

"I sure did," Dawnfire answered smugly, holding up a blue controler with fire on the outside.

"And mine is all black," Duskstorm added.

"Hey, the Clans are coming," Dawnfire pointed out. Sure enough, Blackstar and the rest of ShadowClan were crossing the tree-bridge.

"Hurry up," Duskstorm muttered, pushing a button on the control. Suddenly ShadowClan were rushing at abnormal speed toward the clearing.

"Much better," Duskstorm meowed, satisfied. Then came ThunderClan, then WindClan, and finally RiverClan. The four leaders looked confused when they saw the three cats sitting on the tree branches.

"Hollyleaf!" Lionblaze gasped. "You're alive!"

"Actually, I'm not," Hollyleaf replied. "StarClan allowed me to host The Lake's Funniest Home Videos along with Dawnfire and Duskstorm."

"So that's why you told us to come here with our tapes," Firestar hissed.

"Yep," Duskstorm answered, pushing a button on her control. A huge TV appeared behind them. "Firestar, we are now going to share with the Clans everyone's most embarassing and funny moments. That's part of the show."

"Don't wanna," Firestar protested, but was interrupted by Dawnfire pushing a button on the control. About three tapes whizzed out from behind Firestar and right in front of Dawnfire.

"We can control you and your stuff," Dawnfire warned, "so don't cross us."

"OMG, time for the show to start," Duskstorm warned. "Send in your tapes to us at by clicking that little button that says 'Review this Chapter'. We have to have at least three videos of Firestar, as well as videos of whatever cat ever in Warriors, including StarClan. Send in your tapes!